post #33,121
01 August 2008, 02:39 UTC#33,121
my god!!!
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post #33,122
01 August 2008, 02:41 UTC#33,122
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Jul 31 2008, 08:28 PM) [snapback]503826[/snapback]
I was a dick once, and the chick told me to tell her when I was gonna cum, I didn't,and went half in her mouth she relized and the rest on her chest, then without even thinking she pulled a fast one on me and kissed me and got my cum on my lip. true story.
nah this one bitch was at me one night, she was aimin my piece too high and shot a load on my face
I kid, I jsut wanted to make a funny
post #33,123
01 August 2008, 03:55 UTC#33,123
Whenever I cum, I put my legs over my head and give myself a brutal facial. I've almost drowned. True story.
post #33,124
01 August 2008, 04:11 UTC#33,124
post #33,125
01 August 2008, 05:21 UTC#33,125
QUOTE(Ray @ Jul 31 2008, 11:55 PM) [snapback]503878[/snapback]
Whenever I cum, I put my legs over my head and give myself a brutal facial. I've almost drowned. True story.
Ray has the most interesting masturbation stories.
post #33,126
01 August 2008, 05:26 UTC#33,126
has the"Ray is a Pedofile" thing died off or are we still open to joke about it?
post #33,127
01 August 2008, 05:50 UTC#33,127
I don't know but Ray has sex with babies
post #33,128
01 August 2008, 07:19 UTC#33,128
COD last night:
American guy: Where you guys from?
Me and my mate: England
American : Where abouts? London? Wales?
Us: Bhahahahaha.
American guy: Where you guys from?
Me and my mate: England
American : Where abouts? London? Wales?
Us: Bhahahahaha.
post #33,129
01 August 2008, 07:44 UTC#33,129
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Aug 1 2008, 01:28 AM) [snapback]503826[/snapback]
I was a dick once, and the chick told me to tell her when I was gonna cum, I didn't,and went half in her mouth she relized and the rest on her chest, then without even thinking she pulled a fast one on me and kissed me and got my cum on my lip. true story.
Same but I was a real man and got it all in her mouth.
She ran away haha.
post #33,130
01 August 2008, 07:58 UTC#33,130
haha, I thought when you said you were a real man, I thought you would say something like you put it through her skull of something.
post #33,131
01 August 2008, 08:29 UTC#33,131
Oi Luke, what station goes from London to Brighton?
inb4 you being a dick.
edit: fuck yeah, next just paid me £25 for a shift I never showed up for
inb4 you being a dick.
edit: fuck yeah, next just paid me £25 for a shift I never showed up for
post #33,132
01 August 2008, 09:18 UTC#33,132
QUOTE(mono @ Aug 1 2008, 10:29 AM) [snapback]503918[/snapback]
Oi Luke, what station goes from London to Brighton?
inb4 you being a dick.
edit: fuck yeah, next just paid me £25 for a shift I never showed up for
London Bridge
post #33,133
01 August 2008, 09:30 UTC#33,133
cheers man, have you got a specific train time back on sunday?
post #33,134
01 August 2008, 09:35 UTC#33,134
QUOTE(mono @ Aug 1 2008, 11:30 AM) [snapback]503923[/snapback]
cheers man, have you got a specific train time back on sunday?
Nah not really, kinda wanna go early though, you just know the carriage will be brimming with marmite miners.
post #33,135
01 August 2008, 09:46 UTC#33,135
where'd you book your tickets from? you gotta collect em? this site says I cant pick up from london bridge :S
post #33,136
01 August 2008, 09:47 UTC#33,136
I booked a national express coach to go down there today, there wasn't one for sunday so I'll just pay then to get on
post #33,137
01 August 2008, 09:51 UTC#33,137
oh you're getting a coach, I SEE.
I'm going by train INNIT.
I'm going by train INNIT.
post #33,138
01 August 2008, 09:57 UTC#33,138
QUOTE(mono @ Aug 1 2008, 11:51 AM) [snapback]503927[/snapback]
oh you're getting a coach, I SEE.
I'm going by train INNIT.
Gonna get train back on sunday
If you get delayed, give me a bell. I know a mate you can catch a ride with
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post #33,139
01 August 2008, 17:27 UTC#33,139
I'm going to film Kayne West's after party tonight...don't like the nukka but its $ lol.
post #33,140
01 August 2008, 21:00 UTC#33,140
DAMN IT! I cant find my old Fallout 2 game!
BEN! WHERE IS IT?
BEN! WHERE IS IT?
post #33,141
01 August 2008, 22:24 UTC#33,141
PISSS COMING FROM MY ASSS.
post #33,142
01 August 2008, 22:41 UTC#33,142
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
post #33,143
02 August 2008, 09:12 UTC#33,143
sooo after a weird series of events I ended up filming with we play crazy today.....
EDIT: crazy mike is rather short I might add.
EDIT: crazy mike is rather short I might add.
post #33,144
02 August 2008, 09:19 UTC#33,144
I'm just a big idiot.
post #33,145
02 August 2008, 16:17 UTC#33,145
QUOTE(jonb @ Aug 2 2008, 05:12 AM) [snapback]504037[/snapback]
sooo after a weird series of events I ended up filming with we play crazy today.....
EDIT: crazy mike is rather short I might add.
Faggot
post #33,146
02 August 2008, 17:22 UTC#33,146
Mike, A-Trak its going to be in the after party? he's god.
btw, pretty bizarre thing happened to me yesterday. was feeling ill from the stomach in a party so went to a friends car while he was thur, I had the urge to take a massive shit, couldnt get out of the car so I grabbed some bag to dump in it. diarrea came all over place, cleaned all the mess with my clothes.
so I was naked and full of shit when this girl came and wanted to be with me in the car, it was horrible.. it was worst when my friend came with other 2 girls telling me that we were going to take them to their houses.
damn
btw, pretty bizarre thing happened to me yesterday. was feeling ill from the stomach in a party so went to a friends car while he was thur, I had the urge to take a massive shit, couldnt get out of the car so I grabbed some bag to dump in it. diarrea came all over place, cleaned all the mess with my clothes.
so I was naked and full of shit when this girl came and wanted to be with me in the car, it was horrible.. it was worst when my friend came with other 2 girls telling me that we were going to take them to their houses.
damn
post #33,147
02 August 2008, 17:24 UTC#33,147
Arse's new video is featured on myspace again.
post #33,148
02 August 2008, 17:45 UTC#33,148
Props to getting myspace homepage fame.
post #33,149
02 August 2008, 19:07 UTC#33,149
Finished Heroes season 2 today. Looking forward to season 3, but not so much looking forward to watching it "properly": as in, waiting a week between each episode. I swear it'll kill me.
post #33,150
02 August 2008, 22:50 UTC#33,150
I really should check that out and Prison Break. Get with the times and shit.
Last night we were looking for a friend's place and went to the wrong apartment complex where a black man was sitting on his porch smoking a blunt. Got to talking to him and he showed us a tattoo on his arm of a beehive that said "honeycomb" under it.
Come to find out that's his wife's nickname because "She's so sweet and knows how to suck a nigga's dick, nawmean?"
Last night we were looking for a friend's place and went to the wrong apartment complex where a black man was sitting on his porch smoking a blunt. Got to talking to him and he showed us a tattoo on his arm of a beehive that said "honeycomb" under it.
Come to find out that's his wife's nickname because "She's so sweet and knows how to suck a nigga's dick, nawmean?"