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nickstatler
post #32,941
25 July 2008, 18:49 UTC#32,941
QUOTE(Skipper @ Jul 25 2008, 12:02 PM) [snapback]502931[/snapback]

[email address redacted]

if anyone's interested in nazi catering.

im messing with him right now. convo to come shortly.
benCKa
post #32,942
25 July 2008, 19:03 UTC#32,942
QUOTE(Skipper @ Jul 25 2008, 09:18 PM) [snapback]502928[/snapback]

QUOTE(jimzy @ Jul 25 2008, 06:16 PM) [snapback]502927[/snapback]

Why does everyone bum Heath Ledger now he's dead?


Why so serious?

Edit: Just had some dude add me on msn and have the weirdest convo:

Chris says:
hi. this is gna sound strange, but fuk it. im looking for proper violent 14/88 lads to basically kidnap and batter me shitless. no strings. im talkin extreme here. no cops no limits. serious
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
count me in
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
who are you?
Chris says:
wicked. I added u off google when I was looking for 14/88 hotmail or summatlike that lol! im a gay lad if that helps lol
Chris says:
but not after sexual shit....just almost killin basically
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
fair enough
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
sounds lovely
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
will there be a buffet?
Chris says:
ffs im NOT takin the piss. I know how mental it must sound but im 100% serious
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
and im NOT taking the piss either...I want a fucking buffet!
Chris says:
fine well.....wat can u sort then? im between leics and notts
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
im not sorting anything until I know theres going to be cheese and pineapple on sticks and fucking dips!
Chris says:
oh fuck off then ill find sumone else
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
EGG AND CRESS SANDWICHES!!!!!!
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
whts 14/88 anyways?
Chris says:
nazi shit lol
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
im not 100% sure but I think the nazis were like proper into buffets
Luke : Needs Fun Times...Roll On Reading. says:
we should probably sort out catering

haha what a sick puppy
question is how did he find your name while googling for nazi bdsm :)
Skipper
post #32,943
25 July 2008, 19:04 UTC#32,943
Thats what I want to fucking know!
nickstatler
post #32,944
25 July 2008, 19:07 UTC#32,944
Chris says:
hi hus this
nickstatler. says:
my name is nick
Chris says:
ok....y u add me?
Chris says:
im chris btw
nickstatler. says:
I didnt add you
nickstatler. says:
I have no idea how you got on my buddy list
Chris says:
lol ok soz! u in the us?
nickstatler. says:
its cool
nickstatler. says:
yes I live in the US
Chris says:
lol im in the uk. can I ask a really personal question? mite explain how your on the list
nickstatler. says:
sure go ahead
Chris says:
are you 14/88 or have14/88 mates?
nickstatler. says:
well I live in arkansas, which is really racist bible belt area
nickstatler. says:
there are a lot of skinheads that I see walk around with nazi tattoos, and ive looked into it a little
Chris says:
lol thats how I got your email address then
nickstatler. says:
not that many americans are into 14/88
Chris says:
im looking for 14/88 lads to do a kidnap/interrogation on me
Chris says:
I get a mad kik out of it
nickstatler. says:
oh really now?
nickstatler. says:
is it a sexual thing for you?
Chris says:
well sort of but if the lads are str8 im not askin for sexual shit lol
Chris says:
but as your 3000 miles away I guess u cudnt sort nethin!
nickstatler. says:
I actually travel alot to the UK
Chris says:
aah kewl.
nickstatler. says:
my dad works for a heavy equipment company called JCB, and he travels to the headquarters in london quite a bit
Chris says:
wicked.....theres a big jcb place in derby too....nearer. well do u have any 1488 connections around the uk?
nickstatler. says:
no I dont. I just usually travel with my dad and am like a tourist
Chris says:
lol okerlydokerly...worth a try lol
nickstatler. says:
I really dont know anyone
nickstatler. says:
but I am making a trip up there soon like in mid august
nickstatler. says:
if you are willing to wait
Chris says:
yer definately....y? u up 4 doing it?!
nickstatler. says:
it sounds fun. lol
nickstatler. says:
ive never really done anything like this though
Chris says:
thats ok....basically looking to get tied up and beaten fukkin shitless mate....proper bad
nickstatler. says:
its kinda turning me on a little talking about it
Chris says:
lol u a gay lad
nickstatler. says:
yes, but im not out of the closet yet
Chris says:
well that was lucky adding on msn then!!
nickstatler. says:
now there isnt any cops or anything going to be involved right?
Chris says:
100% no mate...I wudnt be that sad!! id even sign summat sayin wat I was after!!! u a hard bastard then?
nickstatler. says:
im sorry, I dont understand really what you are saying exactly
nickstatler. says:
our UK vs. US slang must be different ^_^
Chris says:
I mean...I want you to beat me up. im not going to go to cops when u have dun it. I would sign a piece of paper askin u wat I want u to do so theres proof
nickstatler. says:
well I dont know exactly how the courts system works in the UK. and I wouldnt stay long enough to really carry out a full legal lawsuit if something were to happen
nickstatler. says:
not trying to sound offensive, but I just started talking to you maybe 15 minutes ago
Chris says:
lol I know. but the more u know me, the less your gna want to hurt me!
nickstatler. says:
mate, ill beat you til you are unconcious, and when you wake up we can go to the pub afterwards and have a pint
Chris says:
lol ok.....u got any weapons/
nickstatler. says:
I have some clubs and chains
nickstatler. says:
not really meant for exactly that, but I can make them work
Chris says:
lol sounds good...how would u get them through customs?
nickstatler. says:
my dad is quite rich, so he has his own private jet. customs wont really be a problem.
Chris says:
fukkin awesome mate!!!
nickstatler. says:
after you are unconcious, would it be okay if I sex you while you are out cold?
Chris says:
hell yer!! this is probs pushin it now lol, but would yoube up for using me as your toilet
nickstatler. says:
hmm... sounds a little intresting, but I dont know ill have to give it some thought
nickstatler. says:
but im only going to do this on one condition
Chris says:
kk
nickstatler. says:
there has to be a buffet
Chris says:
omfg
nickstatler. says:
what?
Skipper
post #32,945
25 July 2008, 19:13 UTC#32,945
o lol.
Rob764
post #32,946
25 July 2008, 19:16 UTC#32,946
I can see Nick flying over, walking up the guy's drive and suddenly hearing a voice...

"Why don't you have a seat?"
IPB Image
nickstatler
post #32,947
25 July 2008, 19:19 UTC#32,947
if that happened, I totallly would have ruined my anonymity and yelled "OMG, YOURE THE DUDE OFF 4CHAN!! FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!"
Rob764
post #32,948
25 July 2008, 19:22 UTC#32,948
"You ask 'after you are unconcious, would it be okay if I sex you while you are out cold?' Now why would you say that?"
nickstatler
post #32,949
25 July 2008, 19:26 UTC#32,949
just to see how fucked up the dude actually was. after he dropped the toilet line, (no pun intended), I didnt see how I could go on anymore
benCKa
post #32,950
25 July 2008, 19:33 UTC#32,950
You were being so polite though that I almost started to think that this might actually be leading somewhere :P

The buffet part cracked me though haha
j0nes
post #32,952
25 July 2008, 20:41 UTC#32,952
LOL :D who wouldnt want a buffet!? ffs! haha you crack me up guys
imre_tse
post #32,953
25 July 2008, 20:43 UTC#32,953
im adding the dude, to see if he'll come and beat me up and do gross shit to me.
jonb
post #32,954
25 July 2008, 21:46 UTC#32,954
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Jul 25 2008, 01:07 PM) [snapback]502937[/snapback]

Chris says:
hi hus this
nickstatler. says:
my name is nick
Chris says:
ok....y u add me?
Chris says:
im chris btw
nickstatler. says:
I didnt add you
nickstatler. says:
I have no idea how you got on my buddy list
Chris says:
lol ok soz! u in the us?
nickstatler. says:
its cool
nickstatler. says:
yes I live in the US
Chris says:
lol im in the uk. can I ask a really personal question? mite explain how your on the list
nickstatler. says:
sure go ahead
Chris says:
are you 14/88 or have14/88 mates?
nickstatler. says:
well I live in arkansas, which is really racist bible belt area
nickstatler. says:
there are a lot of skinheads that I see walk around with nazi tattoos, and ive looked into it a little
Chris says:
lol thats how I got your email address then
nickstatler. says:
not that many americans are into 14/88
Chris says:
im looking for 14/88 lads to do a kidnap/interrogation on me
Chris says:
I get a mad kik out of it
nickstatler. says:
oh really now?
nickstatler. says:
is it a sexual thing for you?
Chris says:
well sort of but if the lads are str8 im not askin for sexual shit lol
Chris says:
but as your 3000 miles away I guess u cudnt sort nethin!
nickstatler. says:
I actually travel alot to the UK
Chris says:
aah kewl.
nickstatler. says:
my dad works for a heavy equipment company called JCB, and he travels to the headquarters in london quite a bit
Chris says:
wicked.....theres a big jcb place in derby too....nearer. well do u have any 1488 connections around the uk?
nickstatler. says:
no I dont. I just usually travel with my dad and am like a tourist
Chris says:
lol okerlydokerly...worth a try lol
nickstatler. says:
I really dont know anyone
nickstatler. says:
but I am making a trip up there soon like in mid august
nickstatler. says:
if you are willing to wait
Chris says:
yer definately....y? u up 4 doing it?!
nickstatler. says:
it sounds fun. lol
nickstatler. says:
ive never really done anything like this though
Chris says:
thats ok....basically looking to get tied up and beaten fukkin shitless mate....proper bad
nickstatler. says:
its kinda turning me on a little talking about it
Chris says:
lol u a gay lad
nickstatler. says:
yes, but im not out of the closet yet
Chris says:
well that was lucky adding on msn then!!
nickstatler. says:
now there isnt any cops or anything going to be involved right?
Chris says:
100% no mate...I wudnt be that sad!! id even sign summat sayin wat I was after!!! u a hard bastard then?
nickstatler. says:
im sorry, I dont understand really what you are saying exactly
nickstatler. says:
our UK vs. US slang must be different ^_^
Chris says:
I mean...I want you to beat me up. im not going to go to cops when u have dun it. I would sign a piece of paper askin u wat I want u to do so theres proof
nickstatler. says:
well I dont know exactly how the courts system works in the UK. and I wouldnt stay long enough to really carry out a full legal lawsuit if something were to happen
nickstatler. says:
not trying to sound offensive, but I just started talking to you maybe 15 minutes ago
Chris says:
lol I know. but the more u know me, the less your gna want to hurt me!
nickstatler. says:
mate, ill beat you til you are unconcious, and when you wake up we can go to the pub afterwards and have a pint
Chris says:
lol ok.....u got any weapons/
nickstatler. says:
I have some clubs and chains
nickstatler. says:
not really meant for exactly that, but I can make them work
Chris says:
lol sounds good...how would u get them through customs?
nickstatler. says:
my dad is quite rich, so he has his own private jet. customs wont really be a problem.
Chris says:
fukkin awesome mate!!!
nickstatler. says:
after you are unconcious, would it be okay if I sex you while you are out cold?
Chris says:
hell yer!! this is probs pushin it now lol, but would yoube up for using me as your toilet
nickstatler. says:
hmm... sounds a little intresting, but I dont know ill have to give it some thought
nickstatler. says:
but im only going to do this on one condition
Chris says:
kk
nickstatler. says:
there has to be a buffet
Chris says:
omfg
nickstatler. says:
what?



QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 25 2008, 01:16 PM) [snapback]502939[/snapback]

I can see Nick flying over, walking up the guy's drive and suddenly hearing a voice...

"Why don't you have a seat?"
IPB Image




so much lulz
EBAlex
post #32,956
26 July 2008, 04:56 UTC#32,956
Just about one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
cIRca
post #32,957
26 July 2008, 07:06 UTC#32,957
This is my favourite page on HGF.
Rob764
post #32,958
26 July 2008, 08:05 UTC#32,958
Just brilliant.

EDIT: Liam is it still ok for tonight?
Liam
post #32,959
26 July 2008, 11:44 UTC#32,959
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 26 2008, 09:05 AM) [snapback]503000[/snapback]

Just brilliant.

EDIT: Liam is it still ok for tonight?

Yeah, dunno what's planned; just fancy chilling round Joe's for a bit tbh. Gonna get in touch with him and sort out times.
Rob764
post #32,960
26 July 2008, 11:53 UTC#32,960
QUOTE(Liam @ Jul 26 2008, 01:44 PM) [snapback]503007[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 26 2008, 09:05 AM) [snapback]503000[/snapback]

Just brilliant.

EDIT: Liam is it still ok for tonight?

Yeah, dunno what's planned; just fancy chilling round Joe's for a bit tbh. Gonna get in touch with him and sort out times.


Rang him earlier, he gets off work at 5.
Ray
post #32,962
26 July 2008, 13:02 UTC#32,962
QUOTE(Ray @ Jul 25 2008, 11:54 PM) [snapback]502979[/snapback]

http://www.break.com/index/unnecessary-cen...et-edition.html


The best part of that is Cookie Monster's appearance. So funny.

"Ohhhh yeah yeah that give it smell like the letter F. Ohhh FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK."
Rob764
post #32,963
27 July 2008, 08:24 UTC#32,963
Totally hooked on The West Wing
mono
post #32,964
27 July 2008, 10:14 UTC#32,964
Oiiii Rob, how's Joe?
Rob764
post #32,965
27 July 2008, 10:17 UTC#32,965
He's good mate, nicked a bunch of succulent pork steaks from his work yesterday so we ate em last night (secret ingredient crime etc). Should be doing some stuff next week some time, want me to holla at you when we work out what?
Liam
post #32,966
27 July 2008, 10:18 UTC#32,966
RETURN TO ENERGISER.
Rob764
post #32,967
27 July 2008, 10:20 UTC#32,967
QUOTE(Liam @ Jul 27 2008, 12:18 PM) [snapback]503126[/snapback]

RETURN TO ENERGISER.


FUCK YES YES YES
mono
post #32,968
27 July 2008, 10:22 UTC#32,968
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 27 2008, 12:20 PM) [snapback]503127[/snapback]

QUOTE(Liam @ Jul 27 2008, 12:18 PM) [snapback]503126[/snapback]

RETURN TO ENERGISER.


FUCK YES YES YES

Rob764
post #32,969
27 July 2008, 14:30 UTC#32,969
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 27 2008, 10:24 AM) [snapback]503112[/snapback]

Totally hooked on The West Wing


Holy mother of god, the first episode of season 2 is probably the best piece of entertainment I have ever seen.
Liam
post #32,970
27 July 2008, 15:42 UTC#32,970
Watchmen movie looks stunning, no other word to describe it. Can't wait for March '09.