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Big Mike, you slightly resemble the Andy Bernard character off of The Office and it gets me hard.

I don't see it...

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EDIT: But I'm glad I arouse you.

EDIT (Part two): That's what I'm here for.

It's very very slight, I think in the eyes.

Eh, that's just me though.

Definitely in the eyes...

Double Post!

The landlord of the apartments that I live in is so fucking cheap that he won't come and fix our central heat/air, so his solution is for us to move to the apartment next door. Tonight is gonna be gay as fuck.

,pmono u bitch suck a d veryone on here is a bitvh suck a d you al, gtow someb abllas an f sh8t the fuck up, I dontr give a fuck

Cash, Matt, Logan, and I saw you tonight crossing the highway by McDonald's but you just kept going and Matt said your phone was broke so Image file not present in the recovered backup

so, awhile back I received this dvd in the mail and it stated I needed to pay 5 bucks (some columbia house bullshit) so I paid via online because it was a cool movie and I figured I got it by mistake and didn't want something to bite me in the ass later. but apparently me paying that 5 bucks enrolled me into some dvd club and I got charged this month for a dvd I never chose. 28 bucks to be exact and it caused my bank to overdraft me. I'm so fucking ill about it. now I have to pay my bank 60 bucks for a dvd that's not even remotely good.

Fuck Columbia House. I got into that when I was like 13 and bought all the necessary DVDs to end my membership. Then they kept sending me "Director's Selection" DVDs or some bullshit and charging me $30 for them. I mailed most of them back but forgot a few and used to get a lot of collection notices. Haven't got one in a while though.

It was all a huge mistake.

I dgaf

u dagf

he she me dgaf

we all should deegaf


EDIT: maaaaafffrf

Well, Matt and you had the phone number that I currently have been using. I saw Austin, but couldn't get his attention and didn't have his number in this phone, so couldn't call him.

We didn't do anything eventual like usual though.

yeah, but at least it would've been more fun than what I was doing. Moving from one fucking apartment to the one right next door. Godfuckingdamnit, that was such a hassle. That lazy fuck needs to fix the fucking air.

wheres ray?!?!?!?!?!? he was my only shpt at vip and hes not where around

Got my PS3 in the post today. Within 10 seconds of putting my status to 'Luke has a ps3 for sale' on facebook, it looks like I have a buyer. Weeheey!

Edit: the bastards cheapedout on me!!!

go to bed.

I'm at home

O RLY

Pick up your phone, boobie.

but that involves me stopping masturbating and going downstairs.

EURGH FINE.

YOU MEAN I SPOKE TO YOU WHILE YOU HAD CUM-HAND?!

Im typing with Cum-Hand.

I finally got linux to work again, been on a dead partition for months. =] w00t back to care free computing.

Yer, so I'm here. F-ing long day yesterday. Worked pretty much 20 hours straight.

iwas all over the place last night, hating on everyone. cool that ben called me tho, was nice talkin to you, I blacked out shortly after

ha, no FSU?

no, the only fsu I did was chirpin people online...how sad

Liam you need to pay that cash!

FUCK POST OFFICE GAH!

Wet Hot American Summer is one of the greatest films I've seen.

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/the_...t_canon_wet_hot