Do You Enjoy Being Pissed At Shit

If your like me, you like to bitch alot. Weather it's "big" issues, or mundane what nots we like to bitch about somthing. Call it player hating, call it protesting, call it talking shit, we all do it.

But I do it better. Thats right, I can get pissed at what ever you want me to get pissed at.

-Babies

-People who wear sunglasses

-Hopscotch

-Hyphens

It dosn't matter, my blind and on the verge of illiterate rage knows no bounds or reason. Thats why if you have somthing you need to get pissed at just e-mail me.

Are you trying to start a revolution? Did you stub your toe on the Star Bucks table because you relize shoes are for losers? Do you just think that Mother Tereasa is a little bit to "high and mighty".

No matter what your beef I can channel it into an elloquent and anger filled chunk of writing for your reading pleasure.

My services include

-Five Paragraph Essay

-Essays

-Memos

-Letters

-Hikou

-Songs

So next time you feel the need to let off some steam, leave it to the proffesionals.

Email me at [email address redacted], or if your pissed at the letter "E" (all high and mighy with 3 dashes) you can regular mail me at

517 N. Madison
Siloam Springs, AR
72761

LOL..genious

Get pissed at my psp its got a big scratch on the screen

get pissed at how I get so many hot chicks.

Stupid ass Sony Product, with there Playstation Portable.

The Playstation portable is a god damn scratch whore, with it's shiney ass glass screen just begging for your shit to hit and grind down it's sub-majestic screen of tyranny and opression.

That monkey ass matrix of wires and "bianary" code, it's suffacating stream of 1's and 0's.

Well this is what I say to that

2 bitch ass, 2.

right...

Yates thinks he is a god damn pimp just cause he fucking pumps iron so he can fondle other big muscle men.

He wrestles small packaged steriod no-necks who get more pussy than a litter box on laxative day.

Yates things just cause he "looks good" and "'dosn't grab there ass" that he is a gentleman worthy of fine ass trim.

I hope he gets genital herpes and gonnaria and suffacates in a pool or his own cock puss.

Fuck your "..." alluding to your trailing off.

Dosn't make you better than me, you think you have harnessed the english language just because you type 3 periods at the end of a sentance instead of the customary singular period.

I hope you get your ass beat by 3 bitches on there periods.

haha brilliant Image file not present in the recovered backup

lMAO aweomse

im bitching about the server atm

it wont play a map I want it to

gangster someting map

first before I bitch at your server, what game is it?

I don't "need" to know but to customize my hatred it's best to know all the facts.

lol counterstike 1.6
ip: [IP address redacted]:27015

company: Clanservers

go bitch em up

Fuck you server. You Picky Bitch.

You think your a Pussy, who gets to be selective of the dick that gets put into it. Well your not, I should knock you out and take the server pussy.

Fucking think your better than the map, you aint shit without the map, you aint shit without the humans that made you and use you. Thats right bitch, use your ass like a 2 dollar whore.

What makes you think your to good for this map when you get pimped out to 32 year old virgins who make fake Lindsey Lohand Porn (which is excellent don't get me wrong).

Your a piece of shit and always will be a piece of shit, so how about you get off your fucking pedastool and take the ugly dick that is that map.

awesome you need to make a website where people ask you something to bitch about

if someone made me one I'd do it, but I can't really do it myself

im retarded when it comes to html

or you could do it on fishandshit.com

explain

did on msn, ...

I hate the fact that im often the sober driver.

I hate the way I don't have alot of money all the time.

I'm mad that I crashed my mates car, which means I can't afford one for myself now.

Im pissed of cause some of my socalled friends were bitching about watching RAW footage of of MY camera while DRUNK until [B]3[B] fucking AM in the night.. and I was trying to SLEEP... so then I drove home... FUCKERS

Prepare to have your inbox flooded with my bitching

I do bitch a lot, because I get pissed at how slow people can be, how irritating they can be and a few things in general. It's always aimed at my sister and people I don't like though

This next three are some hard requests, but I think I can do it.



Stupid Sobriety, just because it's your "usual" state dosn't make it better, your born a dumbass you learn things over time, I think you should be un-sober as well, whats the fucking fun of being sober.

Your not a charming, or funny, and your not as willing to do stupid things at the drop of a hat. Sobriety can stick it up it's ass and go shoot it's self. Same with sober driving, people crash cars sober as well as crash them drunk, so whats the differnce between being a drunk and sober driver. Not a damn thing.



Stupid ass currency, just because it's exchange rate is greater than that of the american dollar it thinks it can just not be there for people.

The pound is like a bitch ass friend who wont hang out with you if he has somthing better to do, well guess what your usless unless someone is using you to buy somthing. Why do you think your so god damn great, your made out of paper and jean, there are a million just like who, so what makes you think your so special.

Your fucking not, you a brat ass spoild inanimate object that deserves a servere ass kicking.

If I lit a match around your ass you wouldn't be saying shit.



Did you hit somthing? Did someone hit you?

I need to know this before I can bitch.



Stupid ass drunk needy sons of bitches. It isn't you camera you mooch, it's j0nes god damn camera, instead of being a total waste of society and getting drunk and shitting on himself all day, he got a job and bought a camera with his cash.

It's called work, the most work you do is scratching your ass and crotch.

He needs to sleep you sons of bitches, he dosn't have time to listen to you, you are so useless your speech is a waste of air. I would rather get a tumor than listen to your drunk rambling.

lmao fucking brilliant Image file not present in the recovered backup

thanks FMS youre good! You tell them!

thanks

one day they will learn

Haha so true, good thread mang.

lol thanks dude

I am pissed at the way FMS always skips one line in most of his post making his sentence structure look odd and hard to read.