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A realistic prediction

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post #1
24 November 2005, 18:14 UTC#1
Right, firstly, I am extremely bored.

I have based my prediction's on the current time statistics of each member's daily post count and their current post count at the moment. At the current moment in time, Gman has 10,115 posts and is currently posting an approximate amount of 17.6 posts per day. However, Funk Master Steven has 9,650 posts and is posting at a massive 28.5 posts per day. Again, the posts per day are approximate values, but just by looking at the above statistics, we can clearly see the inevitable will happen- Funk master steven WILL overtake Gman at sometime during the near future. Hence the reason I will now attempt to calculate the approximate date of this momentous event.

So, the method for predicting the date is fairly simple, we make calculations using the post count per day and his current post count. Yet, we have to also account for Gman's current daily post count. Thus, I have thought the best way for me to be able to calculate this is to plot a fairly simple graph, each with the rate of Gman's and FMS's post count on. Because I'm a dumb fuck and don't know how to use microsoft excel, I would have had to plot this graph on paper, and no matter how bored I am at this very time, I really can't be bothered to go ahead with that. So instead I have had to find out an alternate method to calculate this.

The final way I have decided to stick with is also fairly simple. All we do is take Gman's post count, and subtract FMS's post count. This sum is:-

10,115- 9,650= 465 posts

Now we must subtract gman's daily post count from FMS's daily post count. this will give us the difference of their daily posts, allowing us to accurately figure out how long it will take FMS to regain power over the boards. This sum is:-

28.5- 17.6= 10.9 daily posts

Now all we need to do to figure out how many approximate days need to be awaited is to divide the total difference of posts by the difference in daily post counts. This sum is:-

465/10.9= 42.661 days (3dp)

Now, this figure is rounded up to give us 43 days. However, their daily post count is only an approximate value, so this may be too long, or too short.

Yet, 43 days on from now is January 6th 2006

So, at the present moment in time, Gman will still be top poster come christmas. I know some geek fuck will outsmart me with a simple equation or something, but I don't give a shit. I've been incredibly bored as it is to do this, yet I have hoped I have helped your day get along. I'm sorry Gman, I know you have just sold the forums to WEAK and all, but hopefully this will give you enough time to prepare. Funk Master Steven's unholy rule over these forums is coming.
post #2
24 November 2005, 18:17 UTC#2
he'll get it before that.


hes been spamming alot more lately.
post #3
24 November 2005, 18:18 UTC#3
QUOTE(Yates @ Nov 24 2005, 06:17 PM)
he'll get it before that.


hes been spamming alot more lately.
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hey hey hey

I don't like calling it "spamming" I like calling it

massaging the forums with excessive posts
post #4
24 November 2005, 18:20 UTC#4
Yep, I realised that FMS is evident of his soon power spree, hence the reason he has been posting like mad. Gman better do something quick if middle earth isn't to collapse under the rule of alonzo.
post #5
24 November 2005, 18:20 UTC#5
Since when does the post count mean how important you are?
post #6
24 November 2005, 18:21 UTC#6
QUOTE(T0M @ Nov 24 2005, 06:20 PM)
Since when does the post count mean how important you are?
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no no tom it's not like that

the more posts you have, the bigger your dick is

the bigger yoru dick is the more important you are

post #7
24 November 2005, 18:23 UTC#7
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Nov 24 2005, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE(T0M @ Nov 24 2005, 06:20 PM)
Since when does the post count mean how important you are?
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no no tom it's not like that

the more posts you have, the bigger your dick is

the bigger yoru dick is the more important you are
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oh shit, now I gotcha biggrin.gif
post #8
24 November 2005, 18:30 UTC#8
yeah every K is an inch

:(
post #9
24 November 2005, 18:31 UTC#9
I deleted my post count twice.
post #10
24 November 2005, 18:32 UTC#10
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Nov 24 2005, 01:31 PM)
I deleted my post count twice.
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LOL how many posts would you have had right now?

And did you do it on purpose?
post #11
24 November 2005, 18:33 UTC#11
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Nov 24 2005, 06:31 PM)
I deleted my post count twice.
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yeah cause wilbur be a pimp like that

I had my post count deleted once
post #12
24 November 2005, 18:33 UTC#12
you cut of your penis twice...


im kinda starting to think FMS is lying about this "the more posts you have, the bigger your dick is" thingy

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post #13
24 November 2005, 18:34 UTC#13
QUOTE(j0nes @ Nov 24 2005, 06:33 PM)
you cut of your penis twice...


im kinda starting to think FMS is lying about this "the more posts you have, the bigger your dick is" thingy

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never question me
post #14
24 November 2005, 18:35 UTC#14
I think the more FMS posts absolout shit hating everything and like tripple posting the more it will come.

It's boring mate, get a life.
post #15
24 November 2005, 18:36 UTC#15
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 24 2005, 06:35 PM)
I think the more FMS posts absolout shit hating everything and like tripple posting the more it will come.

It's boring mate, get a life.
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fuck you skipper

your grandma's got a stinking pussy

and your dad tried to touch my chode last night

(if I play my cards right thats another 50 post fight right there)
post #16
24 November 2005, 18:37 UTC#16
QUOTE(T0M @ Nov 24 2005, 06:32 PM)
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Nov 24 2005, 01:31 PM)
I deleted my post count twice.
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LOL how many posts would you have had right now?
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A lot. No clue how much though.
QUOTE(T0M @ Nov 24 2005, 06:32 PM)
And did you do it on purpose?
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Yup. I wanted someone to call me a noob.
post #17
24 November 2005, 18:38 UTC#17
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Nov 24 2005, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 24 2005, 06:35 PM)
I think the more FMS posts absolout shit hating everything and like tripple posting the more it will come.

It's boring mate, get a life.
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fuck you skipper

your grandma's got a stinking pussy

and your dad tried to touch my chode last night

(if I play my cards right thats another 50 post fight right there)
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My grandma has a lovely smelling pussy actually. And I dont have a dad. So thats that over.
post #18
24 November 2005, 18:39 UTC#18
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 24 2005, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Nov 24 2005, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 24 2005, 06:35 PM)
I think the more FMS posts absolout shit hating everything and like tripple posting the more it will come.

It's boring mate, get a life.
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fuck you skipper

your grandma's got a stinking pussy

and your dad tried to touch my chode last night

(if I play my cards right thats another 50 post fight right there)
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My grandma has a lovely smelling pussy actually. And I dont have a dad. So thats that over.
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god dammit skipper
post #19
24 November 2005, 18:40 UTC#19
STOP FIGHTING!!!!
post #22
24 November 2005, 18:47 UTC#22
QUOTE(T0M @ Nov 24 2005, 12:46 PM)
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Nov 24 2005, 01:44 PM)
QUOTE(T0M @ Nov 24 2005, 12:40 PM)
STOP FIGHTING!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=LAwPaFx...h=larry%20dance
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LOL! OMFG, Thanks for the laugh!!!!
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Uncle Nuggeto knows how to make your day better. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #23
24 November 2005, 19:18 UTC#23
Work out when it is I will take over the forums if you have alot of spare time Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #24
24 November 2005, 19:19 UTC#24
QUOTE(Got Milk? @ Nov 24 2005, 02:18 PM)
Work out when it is I will take over the forums if you have alot of spare time Image file not present in the recovered backup
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how about never?
post #25
24 November 2005, 19:20 UTC#25
How about I get you a nice cold glass of shut the hell up?
post #27
24 November 2005, 21:13 UTC#27
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Nov 24 2005, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 24 2005, 06:35 PM)
I think the more FMS posts absolout shit hating everything and like tripple posting the more it will come.

It's boring mate, get a life.
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fuck you skipper

your grandma's got a stinking pussy

and your dad tried to touch my chode last night

(if I play my cards right thats another 50 post fight right there)
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hahahaha thats the funniest shit I've seen in a long time!!!