Mr. Fucking T!!!!

Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was the first and only one to do so. However, he barely survived.

Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T doesn't obey the second law of thermodynamics. It obeys him.

Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

When the end of the world comes, it won't be referred to as "Judgment Day". Rather, it shall be called "T-Day", when Mr. T ends the world by simultaneously pitying all six billion fools on this planet to death.

Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.

Mr. T rejoiced as President George W. Bush was elected to office, as the coming administration would assure that he would never run out of fools to pity.

When Mr. T cuts onions, it's the onions doing the crying.

The Manhattan Project really did not create the atom bomb, but instead put the pity Mr. T distributes, in a bottle and then dropped it on Japan.

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.

Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from the US, he's hiding from Mr. T

Mr. T invented cryogenics for the sole purpose of turning fools into Pity Pops, which he then sells to buy more gold chains.

Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.

The vegetarian group PETA one time tried to establish the catchprase "We PETA the fool who eats animals." Upon learning of this blatant theft of his catch phrase, Mr. T founded McDonalds.

Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

Mr. T doesn't obey the second law of thermodynamics. It obeys him.

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hahaha, that's the best fucking one.


I wish I were allergic to doorknobs... Image file not present in the recovered backup


I really LOL'ed when I read that one... god damn.


Hahaha


I expected ground, but what was I thinking... I forgot this is Mr. T

haha, yeah. more people need to read this. it cracked me the fuck up.




"Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba."

haha, yeah, I'm suprised you haven't gotten many replies b.j it saddens me.

read this assholes Image file not present in the recovered backup

I READ IT !!1

"The Manhattan Project really did not create the atom bomb, but instead put the pity Mr. T distributes, in a bottle and then dropped it on Japan."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him."

That one was definitely the best. Screw philosophy, or else Mr.T will deal you out a whole lotta pity.

Fucking class. Mr T own's, BUT, there's only one guy who may possibly stand a chance of being as great as he himself. The legend-

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Hang on, GOMP fucking ripped off Stone Cold Steve Austin. You bunch of tight-minded pricks. Fucking douchebags, Stone Cold's coming to PWN all your asses now.

We're actualy glass of milk productions, don't ask lol. Got milk's just something that came from it. That's a good fan pic though

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Hahaha, who's the 'founder' of the name? Stone Cold kicks ass and you know it.

We all got fed up with L.O.B so like planned to make a new group. someone came up with the name and everyone was like yeah, personally I don't like it but it has grown on me it's something different

That 'someone' has ripped off Stone Cold Image file not present in the recovered backup, and I'm not willing to stand for that kind of abuse.

I feel a dual for the universe coming

Stone Cold (and Shaun) vs the world. Now that would be one kick ass movie.

Sounds like it could turn into a gay porn at any minute.

hahha Mr.T is awesome ! and he loves me !


"Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you."

FUCK stone cold. Mr. T pwnz.