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Paris Hiltons face

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John
post #2
22 November 2005, 17:19 UTC#2
lol her left eye looks funny
MARC
post #3
22 November 2005, 17:23 UTC#3
I think shes an ugly overrated slut
Dave
post #4
22 November 2005, 17:25 UTC#4
I agree with Marc.
MARC
post #5
22 November 2005, 17:26 UTC#5
oh no you can agree with me. that means your kissing my ass

you have 1,111 posts
Oli
post #6
22 November 2005, 17:27 UTC#6
GOD I HATE HER FUCKING NOSE.




Id still bone her though.
JohnBorDumB
post #7
22 November 2005, 17:37 UTC#7
I seriously just watched this for like 7 minutes expecting something else to happen... Image file not present in the recovered backup

I think the only reason I'd have sex with her is to be like, "I had sex with Paris Hilton" because I doubt it'd be worthwhile.
sam[gomp]
post #9
22 November 2005, 17:39 UTC#9
I'd do her so hard, lol vid made me feel dizzy though
Boner Jones
post #10
22 November 2005, 17:41 UTC#10
she is a ROBOT!
Steve-FF
post #11
22 November 2005, 18:14 UTC#11
she is defently an overated slut who is nothing speacail to this world she was addopted in to a rich family lucky bitch.
Mono
post #12
22 November 2005, 18:16 UTC#12
Yeah she's a skinny ho-bag.
Nicco
post #13
22 November 2005, 18:22 UTC#13
I would still bone her
jimzy
post #14
22 November 2005, 18:33 UTC#14
she has no meat on her!!!
SHE HAS NO ASS!!!
SHE NUTTTTTTTTING!!!!
Doyle
post #15
22 November 2005, 18:34 UTC#15
Normaly I hate people like her... But I think she is really hot... I love her personal movies too :P

I hate that song so much though
Shaun C-A
post #16
22 November 2005, 18:38 UTC#16
She's a stupid whore who needs to be shot in the back of the head. Or even better, first break her legs so she has to kneel down, then tie her hands behind her back. Once you have her so she is defenceless and dazed (usually takes a few punches) throw stones, or large rocks at her. Everytime she lets out a sqeal like those hollywood bitches do you break one of her bones. A nice slow, very painful death, leading to mass satisfaction on your part.
Doyle
post #17
22 November 2005, 18:39 UTC#17
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 22 2005, 07:38 PM)
She's a stupid whore who needs to be shot in the back of the head. Or even better, first break her legs so she has to kneel down, then tie her hands behind her back. Once you have her so she is defenceless and dazed (usually takes a few punches) throw stones, or large rocks at her. Everytime she lets out a sqeal like those hollywood bitches do you break one of her bones. A nice slow, very painful death, leading to mass satisfaction on your part.
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I sense you don't like her
Shaun C-A
post #18
22 November 2005, 18:41 UTC#18
QUOTE(Doyle @ Nov 22 2005, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 22 2005, 07:38 PM)
She's a stupid whore who needs to be shot in the back of the head. Or even better, first break her legs so she has to kneel down, then tie her hands behind her back. Once you have her so she is defenceless and dazed (usually takes a few punches) throw stones, or large rocks at her. Everytime she lets out a sqeal like those hollywood bitches do you break one of her bones. A nice slow, very painful death, leading to mass satisfaction on your part.
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I sence you dont like her
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You sense correct. I have nothing wrong with who she is or how she looks, in fact I wouldn't mind thrusting her against a wall. The point is, she's one of those overrated 'stars' that think they should be treated better than ordinary people just because 'shes famous'. Just gets on my tits how snob-ish and dumb they are.
pattyt18
post #19
22 November 2005, 19:13 UTC#19
shes the kinda girl whod complain about the size of my penis
sam[gomp]
post #20
22 November 2005, 19:14 UTC#20
On your sig the origional time frame should be millenium ^^
pattyt18
post #21
22 November 2005, 19:47 UTC#21
what the wank are you talking about Image file not present in the recovered backup
[Lunatiks]Steve
post #22
22 November 2005, 19:57 UTC#22
THAT WAS GAY!! WOW SAME EXPRESSION IN LIKE5 PICS OWWWWW WOW BIG WHOOP AND ONE WHEN SHES IN ALL WHITE DOESNT MATCH AT ALL SO FUCK THAT IM GONNA GO JERK OFF BYE angry.gif
MattG
post #23
22 November 2005, 20:00 UTC#23
hahaha thats weird.. took me 3 minits before I realized it was looped
urban_ben
post #24
22 November 2005, 20:02 UTC#24
QUOTE([Lunatiks]Steve @ Nov 22 2005, 08:57 PM)
THAT WAS GAY!! WOW SAME EXPRESSION IN LIKE5 PICS OWWWWW WOW BIG WHOOP AND ONE WHEN SHES IN ALL WHITE  DOESNT MATCH AT ALL SO FUCK THAT IM GONNA GO JERK OFF BYE angry.gif
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SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!!! OH WOW LOOK AT ME IM GUNNA GO TWIDDLE WITH MY WILLIE I WANT ATTENCION WAAAAA!! Image file not present in the recovered backup

What the fuck are you 5? Grow up

sam[gomp]
post #25
22 November 2005, 20:11 UTC#25
QUOTE(urban_ben @ Nov 22 2005, 08:02 PM)
QUOTE([Lunatiks)
Steve,Nov 22 2005, 08:57 PM]THAT WAS GAY!! WOW SAME EXPRESSION IN LIKE5 PICS OWWWWW WOW BIG WHOOP AND ONE WHEN SHES IN ALL WHITE  DOESNT MATCH AT ALL SO FUCK THAT IM GONNA GO JERK OFF BYE angry.gif
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SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!!! OH WOW LOOK AT ME IM GUNNA GO TWIDDLE WITH MY WILLIE I WANT ATTENCION WAAAAA!! Image file not present in the recovered backup

What the fuck are you 5? Grow up
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your'e probably one of the youngest people on here aren't you?
kuffi
post #26
22 November 2005, 20:27 UTC#26
Well I'd fuck her cause she's one of those 24/7 horney chicks but she's actually just a skinny bag of bones yes.
Lozerkid0182
post #27
22 November 2005, 20:32 UTC#27
theirs another one with a diffrent chick
joe_thc
post #28
22 November 2005, 20:34 UTC#28
thats hilarous..and true
The Milkman
post #29
23 November 2005, 07:04 UTC#29
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 22 2005, 06:38 PM)
She's a stupid whore who needs to be shot in the back of the head. Or even better, first break her legs so she has to kneel down, then tie her hands behind her back. Once you have her so she is defenceless and dazed (usually takes a few punches) throw stones, or large rocks at her. Everytime she lets out a sqeal like those hollywood bitches do you break one of her bones. A nice slow, very painful death, leading to mass satisfaction on your part.
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And you wonder why you have girl problems... psycho...

<3
made
post #30
23 November 2005, 07:15 UTC#30
Im sure the same thing was posted a while back, but with a different person.