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post #1
20 November 2005, 22:29 UTC#1
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Identity of the "Goatse Man"
A series of pictures by a man identified as Kirk Johnson contain the precursor images to hello.jpg and some following. At this point, it is highly likely that Kirk Johnson is the "Goatse Man." Kirk Johnson is a regular poster to the newsgroup alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal, among others, and a rather simple analysis confirms this; it is unlikely that there is another practitioner of anal stretching with the same mole on the upper-left edge of his anus. Furthermore, both the gap.zip (see below) pictures and Kirk Johnson's pictures show the same large yellow buttplug being used.

He has been given many nicknames by various Internet communities, including "The Goatse Guy", "Goatse Man", "G-Man", "Matt", "Narayan", "Assman", "Cavanah", "Bob Goatse", "The Ass Pirate" "Mr G.", "The Goatman", "The Receiver", "Stinger" (hello.jpg was originally passed around on IRC as _stinger.jpg, with the intent of prodding an op), "Gatasa", "Gman", "Goatsemon", "The Ass that started it All", "Goatse", "Gaping Ass Man", "Gay Byrne", "Señor Goatse", "MVG", and many others.

Some have speculated that "he" is actually a hermaphrodite, and may be pulling open his vagina. However, the rest of the images in the series are unambiguously male. An interview with a man who shows similar elasticity can be found at: http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html

post #2
20 November 2005, 22:30 UTC#2
Wait, how did you find that??
post #3
20 November 2005, 22:32 UTC#3
QUOTE(gman @ Nov 20 2005, 10:30 PM)
Wait, how did you find that??
[right][snapback]224791[/snapback][/right]


Browsing on wikipedia.. SA article > interflop article > goatse article
post #4
20 November 2005, 22:35 UTC#4
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He has been given many nicknames by various Internet communities, including "The Goatse Guy", "Goatse Man", "G-Man",



hahahahhaah gman
post #5
20 November 2005, 22:37 UTC#5
HAHAHAHAHAHA his ass is fucking bleeding!


busted Gman Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #6
20 November 2005, 22:38 UTC#6
QUOTE(tomm @ Nov 20 2005, 10:35 PM)
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He has been given many nicknames by various Internet communities, including "The Goatse Guy", "Goatse Man", "G-Man",



hahahahhaah gman
[right][snapback]224793[/snapback][/right]


lol, that was the whole point of the thread, hence the word "GMAN" in large bold lettering. Image file not present in the recovered backup

d0uBl3 p0sT
post #7
20 November 2005, 22:45 UTC#7
hahaha, I always wondered where Gman got that sn
post #8
21 November 2005, 01:38 UTC#8
I took the pics. biggrin.gif
post #9
21 November 2005, 01:55 UTC#9
LOL, oh shit.
post #10
21 November 2005, 02:29 UTC#10
hmm theres some "interesting stuff" attached to that link
post #11
21 November 2005, 04:21 UTC#11
haha gmans been caught haha:P
post #12
21 November 2005, 09:46 UTC#12
Oh, gman, you won't post pictures of your face but you're whoring your stretched out cornhole all over the internet
post #13
21 November 2005, 09:47 UTC#13
dude thats fucking sick
post #14
21 November 2005, 12:24 UTC#14
FUCK THAT SHIT!!! Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #15
21 November 2005, 16:18 UTC#15
Fucking hell that's a talent, not a good one but crazy lol.
post #16
21 November 2005, 16:23 UTC#16
Gman is a living legend. he can do other tricks too