16 November 2005, 20:08 UTC#1
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
16 November 2005, 20:12 UTC#2
Post in this thread or you'll never have a girlfriend or get laid ever!!!
16 November 2005, 20:17 UTC#3
I know man. I get them all the time in my HotMail account and thats why I use gmail now.
16 November 2005, 20:19 UTC#4
Fucking hate them.
16 November 2005, 20:24 UTC#5
QUOTE(Mono @ Nov 16 2005, 09:12 PM)
Post in this thread or you'll never have a girlfriend or get laid ever!!!
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I posted out of fear....cos ever1 noes these tings cum tru.
16 November 2005, 20:27 UTC#6
Oh and I remember in a boring lesson once last term saying how pointlessly queer chain mail is, and one of my mates said something along the lines of-
"No, they really do work, I did one yesterday and this really fit boy asked me out today"
Grow the fuck up. How is some random guy supposed to subconciously acknowledge that you, the fool, have just forwarded on a rediculously deranged email 50 times. The only reason he probably 'asked you out' is because you are a fat slut with a gulible brain.
God they piss me off, and everyone who actually believes in them.
16 November 2005, 20:33 UTC#7
Then just make one saying
"You have to give Shaun C A a BJ or your whole family will die tomrow" and only send it to chicks (Thats the trick)
16 November 2005, 20:36 UTC#8
fucking hate them expecialy in hebrew
אם תעבירו את ההודעה הזאת ל 10 אנשים תיהיו מאושרים לכל החיים
if you well send the message to 10 people then you will be happy for all your life
16 November 2005, 20:40 UTC#9
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 04:27 PM)
The only reason he probably 'asked you out' is because you are a fat slut with a gulible brain.
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hmm, I don't know how it works where you're from, but being a fat slut doesn't help in the "asking out" process. is that just me? and since when do females have brains?
16 November 2005, 20:45 UTC#10
QUOTE(adEm @ Nov 16 2005, 08:40 PM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 04:27 PM)
The only reason he probably 'asked you out' is because you are a fat slut with a gulible brain.
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hmm, I don't know how it works where you're from, but being a fat slut doesn't help in the "asking out" process. is that just me? and since when do females have brains?
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I was thinking rashly. They are just stupid little whores here who have to go out with a boy who is at least 2 years older than themselves because if you don't its not cool. Sorry, I speak only for the chavs I know of, most girls are actually pretty sound.
16 November 2005, 20:51 UTC#11
hahaha not in my town. they're all either ugly, or hot with no personality at all. it's a lose lose situation.
16 November 2005, 21:00 UTC#12
16 November 2005, 21:45 UTC#13
Funny you should mention this, last week on Myspace I got pissed off wading through all the crap chain letters that I sent my own:
"Some guy received a Myspace bulletin saying "If you post this you will have good luck for 18 years." Since he had common sense, he ignored it, like a smart person would. He lived his life through, had a good one and died peacefully, under no influence from an inneffectual internet post.
Now, if you don't repost this then you will have the same good luck. If you are smart and and recognise the irony of this bulletin, you will never post a chain letter again, and have the same completely random luck as everyone else. It's your choice."
Then the day after, I got pissed off at people sending messages to people via bulletins, so I posted this:
"Have you got something to tell someone?
Then fucking tell them, not me. I don't give a fuck, if you've got something to tell someone, tell them personally, don't fucking make a bulletin. It's not rocket science for fuck's sake."
Now I'm getting pissed off at people asking for comments, saying they have a new pic, and one sentences and general bulletins that aren't of any interest to anyone at all.
17 November 2005, 00:11 UTC#14
I gave up on email addresses because I would always get flooded with these, and if it wasn't these it was spam.
17 November 2005, 01:45 UTC#15
The MSN ones are the worst.
"Some dude died, put a rose infront of your name!"
STFU!!!
17 November 2005, 07:19 UTC#16
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 08:08 PM)
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
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You just wrote your name over Billy Connelly
Image file not present in the recovered backupNow I just feel ripped off..
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22...eavour%22&meta=17 November 2005, 11:05 UTC#17
QUOTE(MADE @ Nov 16 2005, 09:45 PM)
The MSN ones are the worst.
"Some dude died, put a rose infront of your name!"
STFU!!!
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that wouldn't go well with me, I'm allergic to roses.
17 November 2005, 16:02 UTC#18
QUOTE(Got Milk? @ Nov 17 2005, 07:19 AM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 08:08 PM)
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
[right][snapback]222579[/snapback][/right]
You just wrote your name over Billy Connelly
Image file not present in the recovered backupNow I just feel ripped off..
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22...eavour%22&meta=[right][snapback]222973[/snapback][/right]
Prove it, he probably wrote billy connelly over my name because I'm so cool.
17 November 2005, 16:22 UTC#19
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 17 2005, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE(Got Milk? @ Nov 17 2005, 07:19 AM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 08:08 PM)
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
[right][snapback]222579[/snapback][/right]
You just wrote your name over Billy Connelly
Image file not present in the recovered backupNow I just feel ripped off..
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22...eavour%22&meta=[right][snapback]222973[/snapback][/right]
Prove it, he probably wrote billy connelly over my name because I'm so cool.
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It was posted 07/11/2005 : 22:38:59 over on th forum, theres ya proof. Ya sad cunt
17 November 2005, 16:25 UTC#20
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 17 2005, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 17 2005, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE(Got Milk? @ Nov 17 2005, 07:19 AM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 08:08 PM)
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
[right][snapback]222579[/snapback][/right]
You just wrote your name over Billy Connelly
Image file not present in the recovered backupNow I just feel ripped off..
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22...eavour%22&meta=[right][snapback]222973[/snapback][/right]
Prove it, he probably wrote billy connelly over my name because I'm so cool.
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It was posted 07/11/2005 : 22:38:59 over on th forum, theres ya proof. Ya sad cunt
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Actually I didnt steal it off there, I ironically got sent the same rant in a chain email lol. But I never said I made it anyway Sherlock. Meh ItS mY RAnt NoWZ!***
17 November 2005, 16:27 UTC#21
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 17 2005, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 17 2005, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 17 2005, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE(Got Milk? @ Nov 17 2005, 07:19 AM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 08:08 PM)
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
[right][snapback]222579[/snapback][/right]
You just wrote your name over Billy Connelly
Image file not present in the recovered backupNow I just feel ripped off..
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22...eavour%22&meta=[right][snapback]222973[/snapback][/right]
Prove it, he probably wrote billy connelly over my name because I'm so cool.
[right][snapback]223124[/snapback][/right]
It was posted 07/11/2005 : 22:38:59 over on th forum, theres ya proof. Ya sad cunt
[right][snapback]223133[/snapback][/right]
Actually I didnt steal it off there, I ironically got sent the same rant in a chain email lol. But I never said I made it anyway Sherlock. Meh ItS mY RAnt NoWZ!***
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FRAUD!
17 November 2005, 16:33 UTC#22
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 17 2005, 04:27 PM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 17 2005, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE(skipper @ Nov 17 2005, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 17 2005, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE(Got Milk? @ Nov 17 2005, 07:19 AM)
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Nov 16 2005, 08:08 PM)
Hello, my name is Shaun and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now, copy and paste this into an email then forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
[right][snapback]222579[/snapback][/right]
You just wrote your name over Billy Connelly
Image file not present in the recovered backupNow I just feel ripped off..
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22...eavour%22&meta=[right][snapback]222973[/snapback][/right]
Prove it, he probably wrote billy connelly over my name because I'm so cool.
[right][snapback]223124[/snapback][/right]
It was posted 07/11/2005 : 22:38:59 over on th forum, theres ya proof. Ya sad cunt
[right][snapback]223133[/snapback][/right]
Actually I didnt steal it off there, I ironically got sent the same rant in a chain email lol. But I never said I made it anyway Sherlock. Meh ItS mY RAnt NoWZ!***
[right][snapback]223136[/snapback][/right]
FRAUD!
[right][snapback]223137[/snapback][/right]
I changed the name.
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QUOTE(Mono @ Nov 16 2005, 08:12 PM)
Post in this thread or you'll never have a girlfriend or get laid ever!!!
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only if your name is ted, cos he has a big head hahahahahahah and an STI
joke (or is it?????????)
Image file not present in the recovered backup and he looks like this
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17 November 2005, 16:47 UTC#24
QUOTE(Spudworth @ Nov 17 2005, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE(Mono @ Nov 16 2005, 08:12 PM)
Post in this thread or you'll never have a girlfriend or get laid ever!!!
[right][snapback]222584[/snapback][/right]
only if your name is ted, cos he has a big head hahahahahahah and an STI
joke (or is it?????????)
Image file not present in the recovered backup and he looks like this
Image file not present in the recovered backup love balfe and cumm
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