Vehicular Destruction/Fun...

Well, it's obvious that B.I. will never stop fucking around with junker cars.

Problem being, coming up with fun activities to do with them is getting tough. (Considering the lack of private places to do this stuff, and the cost and chances we take with the law.)

The main idea I'm stuck on now is getting two cars, and having a destruction derby battle! But what's after that?!

You guys got any ideas? Any thing you've always wanted to do with a car?

And for fuck's sake, please don't say "drive off a cliff!" We are in FLORIDA, and there are no cliffs, no hills, no nothing with any kind of acceptable hieght, in florida.

What you guys think? ideas?

Barrel rolls?

like I said...roll it

blow the fuck up for real with explosion!!!

I tyhink we are buying a dodge spirt for 100$ and my buddy said he really wants to roll a car for the dvd, but I dont know. But you guys are the kings are feild cars.

Maybe you should do pranks with the cars... Crash two cars into eachother at a public place... do a handbrake turn into a tight paralelparking slot... stuff like that...

these ofcourse are stunts that might not be approved by the cops... but the risk could be worth it... it'd be hella funny..

Yeah like go in the back of one of your mates. Get people filming inside and out and go fucking spare right in the middle of the street. Throw a punch then drive off

Do a donut!

EDIT: Joke, try driving on 2wheels, then get another car to crash into it, would be cool, it would prolly roll over loadsa times.

you could......make...a cliff

argh... we never get realistic answers here!!!

Think about if YOU had a car. With YOUR resources. And pretend you DON'T want to get arrested.

And then pretend that rolling a stock car with no safty features will kill you.

then respond!

cant you blow it up?

hell no, we kinda live in a big city!

We'd have a swat team on our asses. haha.

Starsky & Hutch 2!!!!!!!

FUCK yeah! that sounds like a great idea!

gotta keep that in mind, it needs to be continued!

Dude where did you do the trecel or whatever, that looks like its a wide open land where no one would ever see an explosion.

and how far would you have to drive to find that when you live in Florida?

it's right next to a niegborhood and a U.S. state road, heavily trafficed.

Plus, that place got bulldozed to make a bank or some stupid shit. Just like the b.I. woods that we did the tercel/bronco/15 other skits in.

Fucking bastards.

aww man that sucks, luicky my friend lives in the middle of no where and has trails and a part of huge open land for our cars.

Somebody should get on the car as you jump it its risky but would make excelent footage.

OR

they stack 2 cars ontop of each other and drive around...

The car on top would fuck up the one on the bottom.

Would be cool to see you just drive fast as you can, and just try and flip it. Would rule!

he would either die or be hospitalized. be realistic guys, whenever you see a car flip over on the road, the driver is usually dead or unconcious.

I think you guys should rig it up and enter a real destruction derby if possible. Or you could always go to a local race track and enter a race.

Drive-bys

Road trip somewhere hit shit egg people and at the end of the trip off a cliff in some other state would be fucking awesome and do other cool stuff.

go reasonably fast and jump it into a lake, than jump out in mid flight and land in the water, it's an idea I've been thinking about for awhile but my car is brand new, not that I want to help you but fuck it

I like bucks lake jumping idea

I would tie the back of it to a tree and get a friend to drive it not knowing about the rope

shoot it up

go down to a park and let people charge a buck a swing at it

do a prank where you drive to a store, go inside then have someone take one of your tires, and tape peoples reactions

Woooooo despro just got one, and im hell not sharing my ideas.

I think on monday we might be buying a beater to use as a bust buggie until some desent ones pop up for the dvd

Alright alright. I'm gonna shell out my best idea ever...this is something Ive always wanted to do...just never a shit car at my disposal.

Basically...in Southern California....people tail gate like a motherfucker. Like seriously...down here you cannot get on the freeway and go from point A to point B without being tail gated hardcore. Im guessing its like this basically eveywhere...cause theres is always assholes in the road.

I propose you take the car on to the freeway....go about 70...and wait for some fucking idiot to tail gate you like a bitch. Make sure they have a nice car too. Then...when they get ultra close...break check them! They'll hit you for sure if you break check them good. You'll end up getting a huge accident, their car will get destroyed, and it's all their fault because the law says for every 10 mph you drive, you should be 1 car away from the person in front of you. If youre going 70, and hes right on the ass, hes definitley at fault. You could even fucking sue him.

Now yes...this could result in serious injury...you could even die. So what you need to do is just switch things around. Instead of doing it on the freeway at 70mph...maybe just drive on a surface street at 35mph waiting for someone to tail gate you. Also, try and get a car with air bags like your last car.

To film it, try and have someone in the car filming with you, and have 2nd angle in a car driving by your side.

Honestly dude, if you dont wanna do this, just find someone who isnt afraid to do it and have him drive. It would be the ultimate pwn, because alot of the time people tail gate when they shouldnt. Plus it would be hilarious to see. You could even sue if you play cards right. So fucking do it. Period.