post #1
14 November 2005, 23:21 UTC#1
A very self-important college freshman at a recent USC football game, took
it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it
was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.
"You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the student
said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew
up
with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars... we even have nuclear energy, electric and
hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing....
and uh.."
Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany, the
"wizened" one said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when
we
were young...so we invented them, you arrogant little shithead!!
(I love Senior Citizens!!) Image file not present in the recovered backup
it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it
was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.
"You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the student
said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew
up
with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars... we even have nuclear energy, electric and
hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing....
and uh.."
Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany, the
"wizened" one said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when
we
were young...so we invented them, you arrogant little shithead!!
(I love Senior Citizens!!) Image file not present in the recovered backup