Babies Come From..

Right, so what did your parents tell you when you were a lil' kid and asked 'Mom where do babies come from'. I was only 6 years old and I was like mom where do babies come from Mom: When the penis goes into the vagina Me: ..what's a vagina.. Mom: the hole in the girl... Me: I didnt think right for a week lol. This will be kind of funny seeing what parents told there kids.

I watched movies and TV and pieced the puzzle together on my own.

I was never told. I don't remember when I knew, but it kinda just feels like I always did....

either that, or I had no theories of my own back then.

I didn't ask, some kid told me about the birds and bees when I was 4

HAHAHA forgot to put that my sister is in 6th grade and thinks that you pray to god and ask for one BWHAHAHAHA.

HaHAHA, silly kids and their "god"!!! lol, when will they learn?

They bought me a very explicit "educational book"... It was horrible.. there was explicit sex, and a little boy masturbating with his music idol.. she was in a poster with her nipples..

I cant believe that fuckin book ever existed u.u

lol my friend had that book hes like 16 now we always read it to his mom and laugh lol 'then the daddy hugs mommy as he slowly sticks his penis into her..what's wrong? ohhh dont worry yours will grow to once you get older' omg the book is priceless.

hmmm maybe it was a different book.

lol good shit

When I was like 6, I was told that they planted a seed, pink was for a girl and blue was for a boy, in "mommies" tummy. When I was like 10, I got a proper book which explained it all

I used to call the Vagina Pajina, I had no clue until people gave me the 'wtf' look. Fixed that boo boo in about 3 or 4th grade. Now I refer to it as 'pussy' yay

now this deserves a thread, is it a good story or what?

I learnt at school when a health teacher came and described in vivid detail what happens.

The worst part was at the end of her presentation she put on a video of a chick having a baby. It was the most sickening thing I have evr seen in my life.Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup

The Miracle of Birth...FUCK NO!

HAHAHAHAHA!

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I like me a fat chick more coushin for the pushin' <Insert retarded face here>
-How High, Red Man.

I don't want non of them skinny bitches

get me a fat slut who cleans and does dishes

Proven fact: Skinny bitches give you more shit that fat chicks.

proven fact fat chicks eat more shit than skinny bitches

hey dude how did you get a pussy shot at 10, like I said sounds like a good story

LOEL.

I didn't get no pussy shot, I got a book mate.

Pussy is addicting.

damn I thought this was gonna be a good story, but buddy got iss in elementary school for fucking a chick on the playground

Yeah I had family problems before I was old enough to ask... so I watched a porno round Luke Jacksons house and got the gist... at the age of 7.

I never cared


but do now im a big boy


so which one of you lot is telling the truth?


I wanna know