Internet slowing down?

Seems lately, all websites are soooo slow. Godamn, what is wrong with people? Stop going out and come back online you son of a bitches.

/End of rant.

mine went slow when hgf went down

its true.

Yah I've noticed that to. Though it was my Cable Modem it's shit gatta get a new one soon.

I am the Internet.

I have an explanation for you. It could take a while though...

Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations. The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother. She stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster. You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated. Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

Woo. Took me a while, but there's your reason.

that means ive raped the internet then.

You expect me to read all of that?

I agree gazaa, seems to be shit slow lately.

If you don't want an answer, don't read it.

It will be a mystery forever then...

To the people whom don't seem to regard common expressions; By slow, I am reffering to the amount of active users. That's not a problem here, and neither is it on most sites...but it's seriously annoying when I come on here, used to 1000 posts a day, and see 500 made. A couple of massive forums I visit seem to be the same aswell, no new damn topics. What's happening?? This is winter you fucks.

I suggest using firefox, its alot better than IE Image file not present in the recovered backup

I do presume that was a sarcastic comment? Otherwise your reading skills arn't too great.

Everything seems ok here.

I dont like this palce as much as I used to be... but I still spam

Did someone say something?

Why? Who What? Hcx?

When? How?

Every now and then.

And here goes nothing: QUIZ!

What does mean EVVK?

lol are you in the right thread? @Mutley.

Most people are pretty busy with work/school right now, because they want free time when the weather is nice. At least I think that's the case for most people.

They'll all come back soon, don't worry gman.

Hitler killed 6 million Jews.
Not many people posting on HGF.
Coincedence?

my internet has been dickin around on me lately..stupid ISP's

all you guys complain I have dial up. that is slllllooooowwwwww.

I started making threads, recently, I think one of them didn't suck. It was for you Gman



Have my babies

I don't have a problem with so net however I do have a problem with slow TORRENTS..... my bigger torrents are going at like 5k MAX normally 1k..... Yetif I download a small torrent it goes at 56k so I don't know whut is going on.

ok guys he isnt talking about internet speed....he is talking content wise

Some people just don't read Image file not present in the recovered backup