HOLY SHIT!!

so I got a call last night from the lead singer of a band called 5 ways to bleed, and in less than 24 hours I'm supposed to go do this huge show. He tells me that the fucking venue changed, I ask his why......... he tells me that on tuesday they served this guy way to much alcohol at the bar and he walks into the parking lot, get's hit by a limo......... get's up walks into the freeway and gets hit by a semi truck. dude is fucking dead to say the least and the place we were doing our show got shut the fuck down! so the guy sold 500 plus tickets to this show and we have to change venues so I guess I'm going from playing a 3 story bar to playing the elks lodge, which I heard is still really nice and has a good bar too but, well I just thought it was a crazy halloween story that some dude got killed at the place I'm supposed to be doing a show at tonight, anyway wish me good luck guys!

Good luck. What do you do for a show?

HAHAHAHA stupid drunk. Anyway good luck.

we're going to open up with a classic,
slice is going to cart wheel his fat ass through thumbtacks
than front flip and land on his neck on them
than we're doing a rendition of ryan13 and dang's nut shot with a wooden oar instead of crutch
than I'm getting whipped with a bullwhip
dylan's gonna crush a cheesegrater on his head
slice is going to beer bong 1 beer and 6 month old breast milk
fks is going to get tazered in his new nipple piercings
everything else is secret you'll have to wait for the footage to see the rest

Damn, you guys do some sick shit.

You do realize you wont live long doing that stuff, right?

thats the nice stuff we're doing, I don't wanna let the cat out of the bag on the crazy shit we're gonna do tonight, everyone do me a favor and wish me good luck cause shows have a tendency to send me to the emergency room or break my teeth in half

good luck ! mr.hockeytemper

good luck sounds crazy

That breast milk thing sounds rough.. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Good shit man

lol thanks dude

yeah I'm bringing a big bucket!

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it's my buddies baby mama

the majority of our group gots kids, we're in no short supply of breast milk in the tpm

Thats always a good thing.. Image file not present in the recovered backup

how the hell is that possible? Image file not present in the recovered backup

I think he means grate it on his head? I really wouldnt see the point in crushing it on his head, I dunno.

I guess pounding a head on a grater will leave a mark.. if not worse..

he's done it before, it's easy you take a fucking cheesegrater and smash it against your forehead about 4 times??? whats so hard to understand

Nothing, sounds pretty logical to me.

yeah dude grating your head is for pussies, take a cheese grater....than take the side with about 1000 little holes and smash it against your foreheard as hard as you can about 3 or 4 times......... it's a total bloody fucking mess, kinda makes your forehead resemble ground beef

awsome man can't wait to see this dvd

I'm gonna try and buy a firewire next week and maybe extazy will edit it up I was gonna use the footage for that face/off for halloween, if anyone still wants to do it

Theres worse things a head could look like I suppose

that D chick from the steveo video has nice tits

ya but all makes for some good footage, thats why they are a badass team.

hey I talked to the doctor and he said it's perfectly safe drinking 6 month old breast milk

for what purpose?

Read the thread.

You mean the breast milk one? If so, I used to talk to her on msn.

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