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post #121
28 October 2005, 18:37 UTC#121
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 06:35 PM)
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 28 2005, 08:34 PM)
I AM TOO A SCIENTIST!
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That dissects owl shit too see what meterials the animal consumes, NOICE!
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You can buy kits to disect OWL PUKE at Barnes & Nobles.

They guarentee a skull in each vommit pellet!

Fantastic!
post #122
28 October 2005, 20:31 UTC#122
wow...I thought more people would of been trimmed.

interesting... very interesting...

I got mine cut cause my penis was just too big.. your mothers couldn't handle it.
post #123
28 October 2005, 21:41 UTC#123
This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

edit: After this one. click.
post #124
28 October 2005, 21:48 UTC#124
QUOTE(Mono @ Oct 28 2005, 11:41 PM)
This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

edit: After this one.  click.
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Hahahaha, that's funny, but there have been better.
post #125
28 October 2005, 21:55 UTC#125
That holocaust thread made me lol so much.
post #126
28 October 2005, 22:27 UTC#126
If your cut you dont NEED lube to wank It's not that hard to jerk off without lube...pretty easy let me give you a lesson you put yourhand around your -2''-10''(198888'' for me) penis and go up and down like a merry go round k lessonover you all get f's k bye.
post #127
28 October 2005, 23:00 UTC#127
QUOTE(Greg @ Oct 29 2005, 12:27 AM)
If your cut you dont NEED lube to wank It's not that hard to jerk off without lube...pretty easy let me give you a lesson you put yourhand around your -2''-10''(198888'' for me) penis and go up and down like a merry go round k lessonover you all get f's k bye.
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Or just remain uncut?
post #128
28 October 2005, 23:09 UTC#128
Man I've only ever used lube once or twice. Still all good. Doesnt it get all scabby n rank in there?
post #129
28 October 2005, 23:38 UTC#129
QUOTE(sam[gomp] @ Oct 28 2005, 11:09 PM)
Man I've only ever used lube once or twice. Still all good. Doesnt it get all scabby n rank in there?
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not when you do actually wash. Just because we want to go down natures course doesn't mean we're fucking bigfoot people or sumthin, we DO wash, everywhere!
post #130
28 October 2005, 23:48 UTC#130
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 11:00 PM)
QUOTE(Greg @ Oct 29 2005, 12:27 AM)
If your cut you dont NEED lube to wank It's not that hard to jerk off without lube...pretty easy let me give you a lesson you put yourhand around your -2''-10''(198888'' for me) penis and go up and down like a merry go round k lessonover you all get f's k bye.
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Or just remain uncut?
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yes, with TIME TRAVEL!!!!

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FORESKIN, I'M coming' TO SAVE YA!!!
post #131
29 October 2005, 00:02 UTC#131
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 28 2005, 11:48 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 11:00 PM)
QUOTE(Greg @ Oct 29 2005, 12:27 AM)
If your cut you dont NEED lube to wank It's not that hard to jerk off without lube...pretty easy let me give you a lesson you put yourhand around your -2''-10''(198888'' for me) penis and go up and down like a merry go round k lessonover you all get f's k bye.
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Or just remain uncut?
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yes, with TIME TRAVEL!!!!

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FORESKIN, I'M coming' TO SAVE YA!!!
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that would be a funny ass skit

boner jones going back in time to save his forskin
post #132
29 October 2005, 00:06 UTC#132
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Oct 29 2005, 12:02 AM)
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 28 2005, 11:48 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 11:00 PM)
QUOTE(Greg @ Oct 29 2005, 12:27 AM)
If your cut you dont NEED lube to wank It's not that hard to jerk off without lube...pretty easy let me give you a lesson you put yourhand around your -2''-10''(198888'' for me) penis and go up and down like a merry go round k lessonover you all get f's k bye.
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Or just remain uncut?
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yes, with TIME TRAVEL!!!!

External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.cshobbies.com/images/back%20to%20the%20future%20-corgi.jpg

FORESKIN, I'M coming' TO SAVE YA!!!
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that would be a funny ass skit

boner jones going back in time to save his forskin
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that's how they happen man. just like that....
post #133
29 October 2005, 00:08 UTC#133
GREAT SCOTT!
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post #134
29 October 2005, 00:09 UTC#134
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 29 2005, 12:06 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Oct 29 2005, 12:02 AM)
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 28 2005, 11:48 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 11:00 PM)
QUOTE(Greg @ Oct 29 2005, 12:27 AM)
If your cut you dont NEED lube to wank It's not that hard to jerk off without lube...pretty easy let me give you a lesson you put yourhand around your -2''-10''(198888'' for me) penis and go up and down like a merry go round k lessonover you all get f's k bye.
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Or just remain uncut?
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yes, with TIME TRAVEL!!!!

External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.cshobbies.com/images/back%20to%20the%20future%20-corgi.jpg

FORESKIN, I'M coming' TO SAVE YA!!!
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that would be a funny ass skit

boner jones going back in time to save his forskin
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that's how they happen man. just like that....
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id love to see it you could carry a pic of your penis around and have your forskin fade back
post #135
31 October 2005, 07:01 UTC#135
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 29 2005, 03:52 AM)
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 05:38 PM)
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 28 2005, 07:26 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 28 2005, 05:18 PM)
Lube sucks man. And when you have no lube, or your chick has fucked off on holiday, what then? Spit, mucus?

So let's revise the pro's and cons of each.

Uncut.

Wank without lube
Cheaper, easier, faster
No pain at birth
Sanitialises
Protects the head
The actual head is more sensitive
Less prone to cancer

Cut.

Your penis doesn't look like an "alien"

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I know which I'd choose.
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'You're losin' your touch man.

let's list the shit you wrote that doesn't matter and/or is bullshit.

wank without lube.
-I can still wank without lube. It don't feel as good as WITH lube, but I can get there, so its good enough.

cheaper?!
-For what?!

Easier?!
-For what?!

Faster?!
-Faster at what?!

Pain at birth?!
-It's BIRTH! like you feel anything/remember ANYTHING from then.

Protects the head.
-My undies do that. Plus, Protection from what?! My girls mouth!? No thanks!

The actual head is more sensitive.
-Premature ejaculation sounds great!!! I think I'll stick with lasting a while.

Less prone to cancer
-You made that up. If not, the protection against cancer is SO incredibly miniscule, other wise, this would be common knowledge.

Wow! What a crappy arguement!
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Haha, turning a legitimate argument into a shambles are we. Honestly, I can't be fucked to spend hours debating about whose cock looks better than mine, or the presidents.

Wank without lube - You may be able to do so, but as you said it doesn't feel as good as without lube. Wanking for me is as good with no lube than lube, therefore less messy!

Cheaper - "Cheaper for what" AN UNCIRCUMCISED MAN YOU BOLT. Lube costs money.

Easier - Don't have to go to the shops to get lube, or apply it. Just fucking wank. Foreskin also has the ability to hold cum when the end is pressed closed, until you find somewhere to put it!!!

Faster, just wank, no need to apply lube. Similar as above.

Pain at birth - Yes, you do feel at birth, you won't remember if you get hit by a crane, but it would still hurt at the time.

The head is more sensitive - I don't precum, sex and maturbation just feels fucking nicer!!!

Less prone to cancer - Extremeley miniscule, yes. But IT'S STILL THERE.


Your argument sucks ass man, just because you reckon natural skin looks alien-like does not make you right.
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every one of your excuses is SO illigitimate. You're just too stubborn to let it go.

All pissy and defensive cuz your wang looks funny. It's no reason to get upset.

"The head is more sensitive - I don't precum, sex and maturbation just feels fucking nicer!!!"

And your basis for comparison is?!

Oh there is none, you like to make stuff up to be right!
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QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 29 2005, 04:01 AM)
EVERYONE CAN FIND INTERNET PROPAGANDA GMAN!

EVEN ME!!!

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Why should you consider circumcision ?

With the anti-circumcision propaganda on the net, consider the following facts:

1. The foreskin increases the risk of male and female infections.

    * ‘Current new-born circumcision may be considered a preventative health measure analogous to immunisation in that side effects and complications are immediate and usually minor, but benefits accrue for a lifetime’
    * Circumcision reduces the risk of vaginal infections.

2. Penile hygiene - an ongoing battle against smegma.

    * The proponents of not circumcising stress that lifelong penile hygiene is required. The bacteria start multiplying  immediately after washing and contribute, along with skin secretions, to the whitish film, termed ‘smegma’, that is formed under the foreskin.
    * ‘What man after a night of passion is going to perform penile hygiene before rolling over and snoring the night away whilst organisms are multiplying in the warm moist environment under the prepuce ?’

3. When physical problems are encountered.

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      Phimosis (inability to retract the foreskin) is normal in very young boys, but is gone by age 3 in 90%. If still present after age 6 it is regarded as a problem.
    *

      Paraphimosis (where the retracted foreskin cannot be brought back again over the glans) is a very painful problem, relieved by circumcision or slitting the dorsal surface of the foreskin.
    *

      To paediatric surgeons, the most obvious medical reasons for circumcision are balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and posthitis (inflammation of the foreskin), which are very painful conditions virtually limited to uncircumcised males.
    *

      The need for an appliance for urinary drainage in quadriplegics and in senile men is facilitated if they are circumcised. Boys and men who are not circumcised can be a source of irritation if they do not retract the foreskin when they urinate, as ‘splatter’ will occur.
    *

      Foreskin problems also mean intercourse is painful.
    *

      Another condition, Frenular chordee, results from an unusually thick and often tight frenulum and prevents the foreskin from fully retracting. The frenulum then tears during intercourse or masturbation. This problem can be solved by excising the frenulum during a circumcision. Frenoplasty (removing just the tight frenulum) is also possible.

4. Sexually-transmitted diseases

    * Being uncircumcised you have a higher risk contracting syphilis and gonorrhea .

5. Cancer of the penis

    * This disease is almost completely confined to uncircumcised men and, less commonly, in those circumcised after the new-born period.

6. Emotional Advantages

    * Circumcised men are much more content with the appearance of their genitals.
    * In many cultures being circumcised is a rite of passage with many psycho-social meanings attached to the procedure.
    * For many circumcision is a method of displaying kinship and a common identity amongst others.

7. Sexually

    * Woman generally prefer to have sex with circumcised men and find the exposed glans much more arousing.
    * No risk of offensive ordours spoiling the moment when impromptu sexual activity occurs.
    * With the glans permanently exposed to greater friction, orgasms are reported to be much more intense.
    * When performing oral sex most partners prefer their lover to be circumcised.
    * Most teenagers/adult who have had themselves circumcised report an improvement in their sexual functioning.

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You both make good points but the simple fact that your born with it is enough to make me belive just fucking leave it there.

As for girls like cut dicks better... my girl use to be like that as well... oh my cut dicks are so much better. ya know why that was, it was because she had never had a uncut dick.... as soon as we had sex for the first time she was like :O I am never going back. The skin peels back anyway so the glad goes in WOW the same as a cut dick BUT... the cock is bigger due to the forskin so its much more wide when sticking in biggrin.gif.

As for cuming to early I am uncut and my girl bitches that I go to long sometimes..... so BONER ya compleatly wrong there
post #136
31 October 2005, 10:53 UTC#136
I am uncut, as most other Europeans.

As far as I know there was financial reasons why most guys are circumcised in the US. Doctors could get more money if it was done, so they did it. Nowadays parents have to pay for it if they want it to be done.

There can be a problem with uncut, if the foreskin is too tight, it should be cut. Condoms have to be used with care, one has to pull back the foreskin before putting the condom on, otherwise it just doesn't work.

Dickcheese isn't a problem if the owner washes his penis each day. It will be a problem after some days of non-washing, but then the one will smell like a homeless anyhow.
post #137
31 October 2005, 11:16 UTC#137
Hey maan, 10 pages about dick business, I can dig it, but cant bothered to read... covered the few pages and beginning and discovered that jews and american people dont wash their thingys.... but I just wondered how cut people wank? Seriously? Im not kidding, really, I dont get it.

EDIT: eehfuck this there was allready about conversation about wanking too. This thread is kind of dick.
post #138
31 October 2005, 11:43 UTC#138
This is really touchy subject I guess
post #139
31 October 2005, 11:47 UTC#139
Yep, you can touch my penis if you want.
post #140
31 October 2005, 11:50 UTC#140
Nah there is only enough room in my life for one penis. As soon as I loose mine I might take ya up on that offer.
post #141
31 October 2005, 11:55 UTC#141
I hoped you would ahve been all like "touches" and I would have replied like "shivers" and then you would have been like... and I owuld been like... all the way to "orgasm"
post #142
31 October 2005, 17:09 UTC#142
Un-cut biggrin.gif

I aint a jew.
post #143
31 October 2005, 17:38 UTC#143
I was cut around the age of 3 days.
post #144
31 October 2005, 17:51 UTC#144
Did you feel robbed?
post #145
04 December 2005, 18:09 UTC#145
I'm using this thread for a skit. sorry for the bump.

say what ever u want.
post #146
04 December 2005, 18:10 UTC#146
I wish I was circumsised

I even rambled on topic
post #147
04 December 2005, 18:10 UTC#147
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Dec 4 2005, 08:09 PM)
I'm using this thread for a skit.  sorry for the bump.

say what ever u want.
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Sow your foreskin back on.
post #148
04 December 2005, 18:11 UTC#148
Bwhahaha.

God, not this thread again.
post #149
04 December 2005, 18:13 UTC#149
cut or uncut, as in pubic hair, or circumsizion?