27 October 2005, 20:08 UTC#1
Knock yourself out.
I just got a red hot rager at kelly brook, I had to force myself not to burst a nut all over my laptop
27 October 2005, 20:10 UTC#2
I need to toss off to relieve loads of stress, so I'm being an ass. But I feel as I can control myself. Tossed off with like 5 minutes to go to the deadline yesterday, so my bollocks aint to full now.
27 October 2005, 20:12 UTC#3
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 27 2005, 08:10 PM)
I need to toss off to relieve loads of stress, so I'm being an ass. But I feel as I can control myself. Tossed off with like 5 minutes to go to the deadline yesterday, so my bollocks aint to full now.
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Image file not present in the recovered backup27 October 2005, 20:12 UTC#4
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
27 October 2005, 20:14 UTC#5
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 09:12 PM)
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
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that cant be right ! have them checked out mate !
27 October 2005, 20:15 UTC#6
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 10:12 PM)
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Only 13 days left to go mate.
27 October 2005, 20:20 UTC#7
QUOTE(j0nes @ Oct 27 2005, 08:14 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 09:12 PM)
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
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that cant be right ! have them checked out mate !
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You're correct. I got the mumps last year and it fucked 1 of them up, I was in hospital for 2 days. Most painful thing of my life so far.
27 October 2005, 20:21 UTC#8
I got some hot-booty when I woke up this morning.
SUCKERS!!!!!!!
27 October 2005, 20:24 UTC#9
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE(j0nes @ Oct 27 2005, 08:14 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 09:12 PM)
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
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that cant be right ! have them checked out mate !
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You're correct. I got the mumps last year and it fucked 1 of them up, I was in hospital for 2 days. Most painful thing of my life so far.
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Youch man, that must truelly suck. Twisted balls are bad enough :\
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 10:21 PM)
I got some hot-booty when I woke up this morning.
SUCKERS!!!!!!!
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You're weak.
27 October 2005, 20:27 UTC#10
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 27 2005, 08:24 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE(j0nes @ Oct 27 2005, 08:14 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 09:12 PM)
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
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that cant be right ! have them checked out mate !
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You're correct. I got the mumps last year and it fucked 1 of them up, I was in hospital for 2 days. Most painful thing of my life so far.
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Youch man, that must truelly suck. Twisted balls are bad enough :\
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 10:21 PM)
I got some hot-booty when I woke up this morning.
SUCKERS!!!!!!!
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You're weak.
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I could understand giving up some wanking for a few weeks. But when you live with your woman, this challenge is out of the question man.
27 October 2005, 20:28 UTC#11
my forskin is like shrimp-rapping Image file not present in the recovered backup
27 October 2005, 20:30 UTC#12
QUOTE(gIp @ Oct 27 2005, 08:28 PM)
my forskin is like shrimp-rapping Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Shrink wrapping?
Haha fuck this shit.
27 October 2005, 20:31 UTC#13
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 10:27 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 27 2005, 08:24 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE(j0nes @ Oct 27 2005, 08:14 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 09:12 PM)
Ha! I only have 1 workin bollock its full like a sack of patatoes, the other is just a shrivelled prune Image file not present in the recovered backup
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that cant be right ! have them checked out mate !
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You're correct. I got the mumps last year and it fucked 1 of them up, I was in hospital for 2 days. Most painful thing of my life so far.
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Youch man, that must truelly suck. Twisted balls are bad enough :\
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 10:21 PM)
I got some hot-booty when I woke up this morning.
SUCKERS!!!!!!!
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You're weak.
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I could understand giving up some wanking for a few weeks. But when you live with your woman, this challenge is out of the question man.
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I hear you bro, that'd be agony.
27 October 2005, 20:31 UTC#14
haha, I got some yesterday, and, although I know I could handle the 2 weeks, this is just bad timing for the competition... If we get pics from the Halloween party, you guys will see why... As for yesterday, I was horny... leave me alone.
27 October 2005, 20:33 UTC#15
dude, on time I gave up wanking for about 3 months. I didn't have a girl either, so I didn't cum for THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!
when I finally gave in, FUCK was it worth it. I about passed out on the toilet, HA!
27 October 2005, 20:35 UTC#16
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 08:33 PM)
dude, on time I gave up wanking for about 3 months. I didn't have a girl either, so I didn't cum for THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!
when I finally gave in, FUCK was it worth it. I about passed out on the toilet, HA!
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Yeah man I can imagine you had enough spunk to impregnate every woman in china and still have some left over for soas' mother
27 October 2005, 20:36 UTC#17
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 08:35 PM)
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 08:33 PM)
dude, on time I gave up wanking for about 3 months. I didn't have a girl either, so I didn't cum for THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!
when I finally gave in, FUCK was it worth it. I about passed out on the toilet, HA!
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Yeah man I can imagine you had enough spunk to impregnate every woman in china and still have some left over for soas' mother
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I came for 37 minutes.
27 October 2005, 20:38 UTC#18
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 08:36 PM)
QUOTE(Nico @ Oct 27 2005, 08:35 PM)
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Oct 27 2005, 08:33 PM)
dude, on time I gave up wanking for about 3 months. I didn't have a girl either, so I didn't cum for THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!
when I finally gave in, FUCK was it worth it. I about passed out on the toilet, HA!
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Yeah man I can imagine you had enough spunk to impregnate every woman in china and still have some left over for soas' mother
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I came for 37 minutes.
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You counted?!!
Image file not present in the recovered backup 27 October 2005, 20:39 UTC#19
Try going from having sex AT LEAST 3-5 times a day... to your gf moving 3000 miles away from Ohio to Washington... that was a bitch... Suprisingly I went about 4 months without any sexual contact/masturbation. Then, I fucked a fat chick Image file not present in the recovered backup
27 October 2005, 20:43 UTC#20
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Oct 27 2005, 08:39 PM)
Try going from having sex AT LEAST 3-5 times a day... to your gf moving 3000 miles away from Ohio to Washington... that was a bitch... Suprisingly I went about 4 months without any sexual contact/masturbation. Then, I fucked a fat chick Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Tut tut tut *shakes head*
was it worth the wait? **sarcasm** (just in case someone didn't realise)
Image file not present in the recovered backup27 October 2005, 20:49 UTC#21
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Oct 27 2005, 09:39 PM)
Try going from having sex AT LEAST 3-5 times a day... to your gf moving 3000 miles away from Ohio to Washington... that was a bitch... Suprisingly I went about 4 months without any sexual contact/masturbation. Then, I fucked a fat chick Image file not present in the recovered backup
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How fat like out of 10
1 being like....kinda pojey and 10 being like....her almost touches the floor kinda thing
27 October 2005, 20:52 UTC#22
Fat chick is better than no chick fool.
27 October 2005, 20:54 UTC#23
Haha, I guess so Gman... And fuck no she wasn't worth the wait... She's a fucking PSYCHO, that was like 3 years ago, she's still obsessed with me... And we havent seen eachother since...
27 October 2005, 20:56 UTC#24
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Oct 27 2005, 09:54 PM)
Haha, I guess so Gman... And fuck no she wasn't worth the wait... She's a fucking PSYCHO, that was like 3 years ago, she's still obsessed with me... And we havent seen eachother since...
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Anwser my quistion...HOW FAT IS SHE
27 October 2005, 20:58 UTC#25
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Oct 27 2005, 10:54 PM)
Haha, I guess so Gman... And fuck no she wasn't worth the wait... She's a fucking PSYCHO, that was like 3 years ago, she's still obsessed with me... And we havent seen eachother since...
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Considering most males would fuck anything that walks, she can't have been that bad. Damn I feel like a nice warm vagina now though
Image file not present in the recovered backup27 October 2005, 20:59 UTC#26
Like, she's pretty and all, she's definately past chubby though... but, that's what closing my eyes, and clothes are for!
27 October 2005, 21:04 UTC#27
I would like you all to know, I just knocked one off.... and it was great!
im going to help you guys in these hard times by telling you everytime I crack one off
when have you been going since?
27 October 2005, 21:05 UTC#28
QUOTE(wkh @ Oct 27 2005, 11:04 PM)
I would like you all to know, I just knocked one off.... and it was great!
im going to help you guys in these hard times by telling you everytime I crack one off
when have you been going since?
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Go suck your grans tits.
27 October 2005, 21:10 UTC#29
QUOTE(gman @ Oct 27 2005, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE(wkh @ Oct 27 2005, 11:04 PM)
I would like you all to know, I just knocked one off.... and it was great!
im going to help you guys in these hard times by telling you everytime I crack one off
when have you been going since?
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Go suck your grans tits.
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lol
but anyhow, howlong have you not cracked one off for?
27 October 2005, 21:11 UTC#30
QUOTE(wkh @ Oct 27 2005, 05:04 PM)
I would like you all to know, I just knocked one off.... and it was great!
im going to help you guys in these hard times by telling you everytime I crack one off
when have you been going since?
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WKH I think I too will be joining you in helping the victims in their loss.
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