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Farmer Breaks Penis

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post #2
27 October 2005, 02:43 UTC#2
Haha.. thats one of those things... thats funny as fuck.. as long as it doesnt happen to you
post #3
27 October 2005, 02:45 UTC#3
A lil' bit of an age difference there wouldnt you agree? "breaks" penis haha.
post #4
27 October 2005, 03:06 UTC#4
HAHAHAHAHHAHA *takes a breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
post #5
27 October 2005, 03:13 UTC#5
ouch
post #6
27 October 2005, 03:19 UTC#6
Oh wow, this is wonderful news.
post #7
27 October 2005, 03:20 UTC#7
Makes me happy my guy still works.. oh wait I dont have one. I left it at a friends house.
post #8
27 October 2005, 05:49 UTC#8
hahah poor guy... I'm glad I try to use my erection as much as possible... like today biggrin.gif
post #9
27 October 2005, 06:01 UTC#9
Bahahahaha!!!
post #10
27 October 2005, 07:48 UTC#10
thats awful dude.
post #11
27 October 2005, 07:52 UTC#11
Haha, sucks to be him
post #12
27 October 2005, 09:42 UTC#12
Ouch
post #13
27 October 2005, 09:44 UTC#13
woah, 25 year old wife, sux2bhim.
post #14
27 October 2005, 09:47 UTC#14
Meh he was 52, in 10 years or so his penis wouldn't work that much anyways.
post #15
27 October 2005, 09:48 UTC#15
yeah mike , but I bet his wife is uber-pissed she married some old farmer with no cock
post #16
27 October 2005, 10:22 UTC#16
haha!! gutted!!
post #17
27 October 2005, 10:54 UTC#17
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post #18
27 October 2005, 11:03 UTC#18
That's great. How'd you find that article? During your usual google search for "Farmers" and "Penises"?
post #19
27 October 2005, 11:27 UTC#19
QUOTE(The Shocker @ Oct 27 2005, 03:43 AM)
Haha.. thats one of those things... thats funny as fuck.. as long as it doesnt happen to you
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post #20
27 October 2005, 12:48 UTC#20
FUCK!

What a poor bastard.

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post #21
27 October 2005, 12:55 UTC#21
QUOTE(MADE @ Oct 27 2005, 01:48 PM)
FUCK!

What a poor bastard.

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Look on the bright side. he can ask his bitch to suck it better for him Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #22
27 October 2005, 14:07 UTC#22
hahahahahaha its funny cause its not me Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #23
27 October 2005, 14:39 UTC#23
QUOTE(BorDumBRay @ Oct 27 2005, 07:03 AM)
That's great.  How'd you find that article?  During your usual google search for "Farmers" and "Penises"?
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Wait one cotton-pickin' minute...
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Are you THIS guy???

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post #24
27 October 2005, 15:15 UTC#24
haha one time I was doing it and you know when you're banging your girl hard it can sometimes happen your cock shoots out.. what if it shoots out but hits her body so hard that it breaks.. argghh that would suck :)
post #25
27 October 2005, 15:23 UTC#25
QUOTE(kuffi @ Oct 27 2005, 04:15 PM)
haha one time I was doing it and you know when you're banging your girl hard it can sometimes happen your cock shoots out.. what if it shoots out but hits her body so hard that it breaks.. argghh that would suck :)
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Yeah I think it was Webby that said it happened to him and he just went numb. If not someone said it. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #27
27 October 2005, 15:41 UTC#27
god damn!!!
post #28
27 October 2005, 18:16 UTC#28
he might as well kill himself now
post #29
27 October 2005, 20:02 UTC#29
fuck thats gotta suck, id be like , fuck this finish me off kill me now
post #30
27 October 2005, 20:37 UTC#30
God that is harsh. Guess his wife will be going elsewhere for her nookie.