Ouch. This is why you don't try to trick

One day a guy and his friend, we'll call them Mike and Jack, were planning out a rape session. They have the girl, we'll call her Jane, picked and everything. Mike was to seduce Jane, who was against sex before marraige. But that's only the start.

Mike got Jane to his apartment. Jack hid in the closet, watching. They watched a movie and later on went into the bed room. One thing led to another and Jane began to give Mike a blowjob. She had no problem because she didn't consider this sex.

Jack was getting ready to jump out of the closet, so he could rape Jane while Mike held her down.

Jack jumped out of the closet, which scared the shit out of Jane. Jane was stil giving the blowjob at the time. The shock of the scare caused her to slame her mouth shut....




..severing Mikes penis. As Mike screamed bloody murder, Jane spun around and grabbed a knife out of her purse, and quickly cut Jack's throat. Then she stabbed Mike, who was still freaking out.

As both died, Jane left, shaking. As she walked out, she stopped. She turned around, and spit Mikes penis at him. "Fucking asshole"


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....fucking wow.

Where do you get this shit? Fake and fucking stupid story.

I know it's fake. It's supposed to be funny, a friend sent it to me.

Very fake, but would've been funny, the dude would've deserved it.

I wonder what penis tastes like..

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Probably tastes like pork.

You definatly wasted your time on that one man......I think I may umm.......yeah, go kill myself now..Thanks

If thats funny to you.. you my friend are a sick fucker who needs sevier pyshological attention

Amen Shocker......."We'll God Damn"

Best, reply, ever.