I think we are introuble...

Well I live in a small town where everyone knows eachother, the other night me and some friends went throwing ranchdressing and eggs at houses and cars on foot...we split up. I through alot on some truck and my friend Joe wrote "PIG" on a Highway Patrol car. We went driving around after that and there was a cop car at the house where I through the dressing. Now the kid knows its me cause word spreads around this town fast, I believe this chick that was with us opened her mouth to the wrong person...they got my footprint with my ADIO shoes, which alot of people in my school wear same shoes. Now they cant prove it was us just by a shoe print right? All they have is some random dressing on a truck, now what are the chances of me being caught, and what can they do to me?

okay they arn't gonna match up your shoe to the footpring, they only do that shti when it's a felony, but you defacing a law enfocements vehicle is a felonly

I don't think anything will happen to you hopefully, but tell everyone you were with to deny deny deny, tell that chick to say she lied and was just messing around

they have no evidence it was you

Thanks dude, thats exactly what I was thinking.

LOL. this sounds like something we did.

I got a $10,000 fine (I am still paying that cunt off. I will take some pics of the paperwork if ya like)
For going around with a slingshot and glass marbles (you have no idea how quikly they go threw windows LOL) smahing windows and stoplights. We were out for like 7 hours doing it and broke like 1000 windows and 100 of stoplights. There was like 4 of us but when the cops came 2 of my friends slip (the cunts) and me and a friend will took the blame (the fine is $20,000 but it was split).

We went to court (our friends that took off showed up to show suport, cunts) and got fined 10,000 each and had to do 4 months CS. We were put on a 12 month good behaoiur bond. if I fuck up one more time I am in jail for 9months. (lol yet I keep stealing shit me so stuipid lol)

So yeah I lernt my leasson the hard way.

Moral of this story: DON'T GET CAUGHT

quit being a bitch, nothings going to happen. if you do get cuaght they send u to a first offenders program(ive been through 4), do what they tell u too and nothing goes on your record.

Unless ya over 18, see I was 19 when this happened and now I have a crimmnal record Image file not present in the recovered backup

I forgot that part haha.

I have one thing on my record already, lol.

yay we can be criminals together Image file not present in the recovered backup

hahaha you will most likely definatly get probation

You'd be lucky if you got away with a DEATH SENTENCE.

ranch dressing = HXC Image file not present in the recovered backup

I hope that the cops will not catch you but if they do here is what you can say

say that this chick is a dirty liar...after you fucked her and dumbed her she spreading rumors and lias about you...

that can work perfect

Well, yeah it is true.

it could help to....not post that you did it...on the internet?

so you dont have any problems then Image file not present in the recovered backup

My record is clean.

seriously... ranch dressing?

Yes, I'm also black.

Nah, I can just run fast and cover my tracks Image file not present in the recovered backup

arnt we just the little hell raisers

"hey lets go put some ranch dressing on some cars"
"oh fuck yeah we will totaly raise hell by doing that"
"yeah maybe then we can do cut up some lettus and carrots and radishes (ect) and sprinkel them some cars"
"oh shit man.. thats dangerous thinking"
"yeah your right that could be 5-10 if were cought"

haha you could tell the judge how its a huge conspiracy and the police planted the ranch dressing and foot print to enslave you. and how theyve been spying on you through your printer and you have a microchip in you.

I dont own a Xerox...

Lol...fuck you dude. Thats all we could get our hands on at the time. The other reason I didnt do anything bigger was because I dont want to get sent to a TYC for a year.

O SHIT ITS THE COPS! crotch the ranch!!!!

lol dude cool aid in a little squirt gun would have been better lol

Why are you talking shit bitch? Shut the fuck up before I call Brian Peppers on your ass...

lol I was just joking around.. and is brian peppers that guy with the fucked up head in your sig?

Yeah, he's cool.

matt...im going to be a dick for a second cause im in a bad mood and you are going to be the victim...you criticize like your videos are anything worth watching....like you do more then jump down small hills into sand or whatever...like you will amount to anything in life other then a pathetic know-it-all bitch...who cares if it was hxc or not...when did everything have to be hardcore to be worth doing?...I love bush jumping cause the feeling of pure weghtlessness before you hit the bush...it isnt "hxc" but I still love to do it...so matt...tuck your dick between your legs and shut the fuck up you god damn bitch...go do some actual mixups or skits or something...and dont come back till you arent a pussy anymore and quit being a god damn douche to people...fuck...

[Uncalled for] PWN.