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14 October 2005, 06:37 UTC#1
I got this from a Ruckus Society email...
The Ruckus Society is pleased to introduce the Karl Rove NeoCondom. This first edition prophylactic is embossed with the face of our President’s Chief Political Strategist (I.e. “Bush’s Brainâ€Â) and reads “Some Things Should Never Leak.â€Â
These latex rubbers are the cutting edge in Fundamentalist Christian birth control.
Karl Rove NeoCondoms, like their namesake, leak, so they cannot be viewed as a sinful contraceptive. However, our exhaustive field-testing has proven that Karl’s pudgy face on every wrapper will promote abstinence by functioning as a powerful deterrent to sex.
The Karl Rove NeoCondom is being issued to commemorate Karl’s fourth trip back to Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald’s Grand Jury. Mr. Rove has had difficulty recollecting the role he played in exposing the identity of Valerie Plame, an undercover CIA agent whose husband was critical of Karl’s efforts to “get our war on†in Iraq. Karl will surely maintain his innocence while addressing some tricky issues of testimony-drift.
His testimony will most likely take place this Friday, October 14. Oddly, they are being very secretive about the date and time. Look for his NeoCondoms to debut wherever Karl can be found in DC this week.
Come on Karl! Show yourself, man!!!!!
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The Ruckus Society is pleased to introduce the Karl Rove NeoCondom. This first edition prophylactic is embossed with the face of our President’s Chief Political Strategist (I.e. “Bush’s Brainâ€Â) and reads “Some Things Should Never Leak.â€Â
These latex rubbers are the cutting edge in Fundamentalist Christian birth control.
Karl Rove NeoCondoms, like their namesake, leak, so they cannot be viewed as a sinful contraceptive. However, our exhaustive field-testing has proven that Karl’s pudgy face on every wrapper will promote abstinence by functioning as a powerful deterrent to sex.
The Karl Rove NeoCondom is being issued to commemorate Karl’s fourth trip back to Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald’s Grand Jury. Mr. Rove has had difficulty recollecting the role he played in exposing the identity of Valerie Plame, an undercover CIA agent whose husband was critical of Karl’s efforts to “get our war on†in Iraq. Karl will surely maintain his innocence while addressing some tricky issues of testimony-drift.
His testimony will most likely take place this Friday, October 14. Oddly, they are being very secretive about the date and time. Look for his NeoCondoms to debut wherever Karl can be found in DC this week.
Come on Karl! Show yourself, man!!!!!
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