melissa-officinalis

ok, so a few days ago, while I was smoking some (...) I thought to myself, I wish I could do this without breaking the law. (getting a high) So I do some research and come across some some shit about legal herbal smoke. So I look around and find the following plants (salvia, blue lotus, wild lettuce, skullcap, st. johns wart, ect..) And just now, and I surfed an undergound hippie website, I saw this plant called 'melissa-officinalis' and a picture beside it, looked very familiar. So I klikt on it, and it was...good. Turns out that!

Melissa is an herb often escaped from gardens and easy to find in the Pacific Northwest growing wild in cities. It is a very good and friendly calming herb that will add a peaceful lemony flavor to any blend. If you happen to smoke enough (1-2 bowls) you get high!

melissa-officinalis (lemon balm)
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Anywho, now to the good part.

So I think to myself, where the hell have I seen this plant before, it looks so familiar! SO I go into the back yard, and find a cigarette that I put out on a rock, and start to finish it off, and there along the side of the house I see bushes of the shit! I stop in my tracks, and think to myself 'I am gonna get so fukt up tonight!'

And from that, comes these! Full size melissa buds, I just dried em, and they curl up into buds, when you nuke em in the microwave.
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(I had found another plant aroud back of my house, that got me a little high, but its nothing compared to this melissa.)



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Would that grow here? I live in South Texas so I doubt it...I'll try it.

is this differnt than the plant you were telling me about today? or the same one?

and did you ever kick ass-ify it?

this is a total different plant, im in the process of making, a 'hash' of it

haha thats awesome. but better than the real stuff?

very bad ass

dude you have so many fucking herbs around your house for getting high

I swear to god I think you have a pot forrest out there some where

ok, no it isnt as good as the real thing, but this shit really takes the edge off.


and al, I have so many herbs around my house, the fuckin wildlife gets high, the reason I have so much, is because the deer eat it, get fukt up, then forget where it was. lol

and mabye someday, I will show you...

well, im gonna go smoke some m-bud and watch some pr0n. Peace guys, im signin off for the night.

nice find.. I guess... im not realy into drugs.. but yeah... nice one

cool find...it does look familiar...
but drying it in the microwave? that doesn't sound very safe

thanks alot for the info...mom

lol

smoking unidentified herb in garden-ok
drying it in the micro wave-ok

I thought your story was going to lead to you smoking some poison ivy or something.

Why'd you put it in the microwave?

....go to your room

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your not my real mom

yeah ya know cuz smoking pot is cool.