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How dodgy are you.

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post #1
07 October 2005, 14:33 UTC#1
Take the test, post the shit.

HOW DODGY ARE YOU

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 106 Potential fine: £2000

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post #2
07 October 2005, 14:36 UTC#2
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

Louzy I got in contact with a friend from a good band, you still need to add me.
post #3
07 October 2005, 14:38 UTC#3
In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


Haha.
post #4
07 October 2005, 14:43 UTC#4
lol just like you Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #5
07 October 2005, 14:45 UTC#5
Next thing that will happen is someone will tell me I am gay because I don't break the law much.

*Waits*
post #6
07 October 2005, 14:50 UTC#6
your gay because you dont break the law









jk...

mmmk children its baaad to break the law
post #7
07 October 2005, 14:51 UTC#7
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £2000
post #8
07 October 2005, 14:54 UTC#8
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 71 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

post #9
07 October 2005, 14:58 UTC#9
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Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 46 Potential fine: £2000


Nice time-wasting quiz you found yourself there.
post #10
07 October 2005, 15:01 UTC#10
Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000



Top score Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #11
07 October 2005, 15:08 UTC#11
QUOTE(Randumb-Dan @ Oct 7 2005, 03:36 PM)
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

Louzy I got in contact with a friend from a good band, you still need to add me.
[right][snapback]195116[/snapback][/right]


Soz man, havent been home yet. hang on. im not sorry. Image file not present in the recovered backup

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Oct 7 2005, 03:58 PM)
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Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 46 Potential fine: £2000


Nice time-wasting quiz you found yourself there.
[right][snapback]195139[/snapback][/right]


Yeah your videos just aint cutting it anymore.
post #12
07 October 2005, 15:14 UTC#12
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 60 Potential fine: £2000

post #13
07 October 2005, 15:15 UTC#13
QUOTE(LouZy Hero @ Oct 7 2005, 03:08 PM)
QUOTE(Randumb-Dan @ Oct 7 2005, 03:36 PM)
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

Louzy I got in contact with a friend from a good band, you still need to add me.
[right][snapback]195116[/snapback][/right]


Soz man, havent been home yet. hang on. im not sorry. Image file not present in the recovered backup

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Oct 7 2005, 03:58 PM)
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Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 46 Potential fine: £2000


Nice time-wasting quiz you found yourself there.
[right][snapback]195139[/snapback][/right]


Yeah your videos just aint cutting it anymore.
[right][snapback]195153[/snapback][/right]


Image file not present in the recovered backup I know, we suck, but hopefully I will have ONE more video finished soon yum. I'm sowwy.
post #14
07 October 2005, 15:19 UTC#14
Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000
post #15
07 October 2005, 15:47 UTC#15
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.


Years in prison: 110 Potential fine: £2000 Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #16
07 October 2005, 16:08 UTC#16
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit

Years in prison: 96 Potential fine: £2000

post #17
07 October 2005, 17:32 UTC#17
QUOTE(LouZy Hero @ Oct 7 2005, 02:33 PM)
Also that is one shit looking banner spinning around on the main page. 101 reasons not to put that banner on this page.

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Yeah I agree, its a fucking hideous banner. I will actually offer to make a new one just to get rid of that eye sore.
post #18
07 October 2005, 18:25 UTC#18
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000


post #19
07 October 2005, 18:31 UTC#19
I think I made the Top three in Years.... haha...

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: £2000
post #20
07 October 2005, 18:48 UTC#20
Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 60 Potential fine: £2000
post #21
07 October 2005, 18:55 UTC#21
Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
post #22
07 October 2005, 19:30 UTC#22
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed
post #23
07 October 2005, 19:37 UTC#23
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000


damn nabbit... do you rekon it's because my surname is dodge?
post #24
07 October 2005, 19:44 UTC#24
I got 100 years max 2000 fine omg im only just 14 fuck