Dodgy mates.

Everone has at least one....

I know a few, but this one guy I met when I got a job at pizza hut is the best.

He works/ co-owns a car mechanics shop, and at night delivers pizzas.

Anyway besides giving me real good deals on automotive repairs and parts, he also excells in insurance fraud. E.G making cars look like they have been stolen and burnt out. He also does super dodgy warrants (he dosnt even look at the car), and always has an endless supply of police radar detectors "Secret chinese workshop" he tells me.

What does your guy do?

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No shit man

The main guy helping me on FUKT and BANGABUM, a kid Ive known for 13 years, consistently lies about everything.

He never lies to impress. He lies to please people. He makes promises he cant keep. And then when he doesnt deliver, he starts lying nonstop. He tells you the ridiculous type of lies, the kind that are insulting cause only an idiot would believe him. You can catch him in a lie, and then he'll lie again. Its ridiculous.

Ummm, I'm talking about things that help you in a semi illegal way here buddy. Wrong thread maybee?

My friend has his learners and drives our booze van round.

We are crazy man. Image file not present in the recovered backup

nah dude, you need to get your slang right

Yeah, nz is slang is like Image file not present in the recovered backup.

Have a dodgy mate whom was given a 660cc quadbike at 17 and you need to be 18 to drive it. Thing does 0 to 60mph in like 3 seconds, and he is unlicensed.

isk if this is really too great but ill tell it n e ways

I work at a supermarket and my friend there showed me how to steal bear.
he just shoves a 6 opack into a paper bag, staples a reciept onto it and then just walks out, he is also adicted to cocaine

My surname's dodge. I resent this thread... And I know to many to mention lol one of my mates got started on by a chav and whipped out his penknife and went to cut off his ear, proper wierdo. he has a samuri sword too and was talking about trying to jump 3 people at once like a ninja at night. I don't think he ever got around to it though lol

this one kid I know hes 15, hes a klepto but hes really good at it. he has a miata, a boat, 3-4 mac g5s, dive equipment, all of it stolen or payed for with stolen shit.

my friend called oli likes to shove hoolahoops up his bum and then shits them out agian, and at the end of skool today he wet himself for a fiver

2 of my close freinds kissed each other one night , tongues and all ... and now they stay at each others houses alone all the time

gays

My friend will steal anything. One day we were in town and I bought a sandwich, as the cashier turned around to use the till he grabbed everything that was on the shelf infront of me. He'll steal things so blatently people won't have time to think about it.
In the space of an hour he had;

10 or more cans of car spray
2 bottles of wine
lots of chocolate bars
few packs of biscuits
some car accesories
and plenty of other needless crap.

The other night we were out graffing and ran out of spray. He said he knew where to get some so we drove to some housing estate and he was gone for ages. After about half an hour he came back with two bags full of spray, emptied the bags, went back, two more bags. We filled my boot with all this spray cans, a fire extinguisher and 5 cans of butane gas.

Who needs money?

My friend ollie and me are complete stoners but he is so fuking sketchy, I have never been caghet by my parents and only once by my teacers but he is so stupid that he always caught, the deputy head thinks he is a drug dealer and searches him every day haha and a few weeks ago my dad was driving us to the skatepark and when we got out the car he dropped a pre-rolled spliff on the back seet and my fat shit step-mum picked it up. . . .man she was pissed

That's a stunt

Man, I've kissed a guy. you live.

guys girls no difference really, ask wilby

guys are fun

I wouldn't go as far to say that lol...

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anyone I know sam?

Me and Seb

Dodgy mates as in sketchy friends or something like that?

As in theres always that one person you know that is a nutter...

Mat was a drug addict.

He's still in hospital.

I know a lot of dodgy people
I know 2 guys who do break ins,
a guy who sells drugs and some brass knuckle and knives,and a guy who sells stolen merchandise\smuggled booze

pluss some moonshine dealers+ random shady people

we know melvyn...

he got angry burst into tears and punched a door down, has dreams about killing people and is now in the army holding guns e.t.c. He's not safe


and no jonesy

yeh and he stabbed me once, lucky I jumped back.............. still got a mark there though

id talk about my dodgy buds but to many people in my town know about this forum now I don't want to blow there cover