I crashed my moms fucking car yesterday

Now im pretty fucking pissed,yesterday I was driving two buddies home
and halfway up in the woods were they live the car started sliding so I work like a fucking god to keep the car on the road,I get controll over the first drift but the second one sends me almost in the ditch making the car jump over a bump that was barely on the outside of the road

then the car is thrown to the right by the bump and I go front down into the ditch doing 90- 100
I was going about hundred when it was staating to slide and probably like 90 down the ditch

around were I fucked up there are just massive fucking trees and stones but I managed to get it in a little stream or wtf you call it
this is in the middle of nowhere no reception on the phone and 5 km to the nearest house

im the only one who got hurt and ive only got a sore thumb
there were 3 people in the car and noone wearing seatbelts
so I was pretty fucking lucky if I had ht a stone or tree I would have been dead

the car is pretty fucked ill get some pictures up later

I bet that was fucking manic. Haha, I would of loved to be in the car with you, cant wait for the pics mate.

yeah its so fuckin cool u got in a car accident.
that sucks though man glad to see no one got hurt

yeah it was pretty crazy,but I was the only one being nervous because the guys who were riding in the car have crashed fucking loads of times and are totally insane
I fucked the front pretty good,but the car still runs and we got it back up on the road with a tractor



thanks dude we were really fucking lucky
and crashing can be pretty fun if you dont get hurt and dont fuck up the car too much

Damn dude, your mom can't be happy.

Post the pics soon

Holy crap, crashing a car going almost 100 Image file not present in the recovered backup
I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself too bad

Did it feel like a dream?

I no that feeling, when I crashed into a nigger on my ped everything went slo mo. it all became real again when id stopped eating the tarmac.

Fuck yeah, its buzzy eh. I lost control on this gravel road and hit a cliff.

It felt like I was out of the car, watching in the air, everything going slo-mo, and it felt like it wasnt real..... its hard to explain.

Then when I hit, everything starts going again.

That really sucks about the car, but I'll have to see the pics now that you got me interested

I know the "dream" feeling. When I was stoned, I decided to take my moped to a cross track, I went up a really steep ramp at 50kmph thinking it was a good idea, only to find my moped instantly lurched to the side and I went crashing to the ground from quite a height. It went real slow, but it was awesome for some reason. Then reality hit me when I stared at the fucked up front of my previously mint condition bike.

And another time at school when this chick ran after me with a waterbottle and I tripped over a chair in the middle of the coridor and slammed my forehead into a steel beam splitting it open. I got up with blood spilling over my face, and everyone was like "Oh my fucking god" so I was like "What's wrong" and they pointed to my face, so I touched it and blood was all over my hand, so I was like "Damn" seemed like a complete dream, and had that "cotton wool" feeling in my mouth.

Few other stories also.

she was actually real cool about it,the cars a real shitheap anyhow
typicaly I just got a job three weeks ago to buy a new car,and now I have to spend the money on that old shit



thanks , I dont know the exact speed but the other guys said they saw 100 on the speedometer
what saved me was that I crashed in a kind of swamp,I dont know the word in english
its myr in norwegian




I thought I could handle it at first
it went so slow and so fast at the same ,its hard to explain
it didnt feel real at all
I just pictured my friends lying bleeding on the ground
was pretty fucked up




the car is not as bad as you would imagine,the hood is fucked and I crammed in the rear right door
plus some other small shit

damn.. that fuckin sucks, I know how u feel tho.. last march I skidded out and put my dads jeep into the side of a doctors office.. luckly I was the only one in the car and I had my seatbely on but the fuckin thing cut my neck open and brused my kidney.. the fuckin jeep diddnt even blow its air bags.. but u did get lucky man, you should always wear your seatbelt, its worth it.

I love car crashes this one I wasnt in but it looked the part...

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some more crashes we caught on our site too Image file not present in the recovered backup

That dream things wierd. Van in front of me stopped so suddenly at the bottom of a real steep hill near where I live. Flew off my bike and went through the back window of the van, had no helmet either was so lucky... he sent me the bill £420 odd quid... didn't pay and nothing came of it...


glad your alright anyways

100kmph is fucking nothing.

Glad to hear you're ok... except for the thumb.. Image file not present in the recovered backup

enough to fuck someone over though so stfu

Yeah, nobody ever died in a crash going 100kmph Image file not present in the recovered backup

really??? Image file not present in the recovered backup

lol, yep. There was no sarcsm in my post what so ever.

ok.. I thought u were tellin the truth

ding dong man ! thats some crazy shit glad to hear no one got hurt !

Haha, nah I just hate how it sounds 3x worse than it is because it's the 100 number....

Well it was about 60mph yeh? That is pretty bad.

hurry up with those pictures

what kind of car or would I know?

too bad about the car tho
im glad you are ok dude!

lol dude the same thing almost happend to me

we was heading to smiths house to get somthing and yates was driving us and he swervs really hard and shit on the road to freak us out

but then we were on this long as dirt road smith told him he could haul ass cause it was really long stretch of road that you could see if there were any cars ahead

so he hauled ass then fishtailed that fucker as hard as he could

we went sliding so fucking far I swore we were gonna hit some gate

but luckly he regained control of that shit, david jumped out the car and smoked down 2 cigs in no time

fucking fun as hell

suck for you though bro at least it wasn't your fault

howd you get in the car with the legend?