Parodox's

You ever think of something and can't get an answer?

Like "If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?"

or "To be perfect you must be flawed, but if you are flawed how are you perfect?"

They make you think really hard, and you never come out with a straight answer.

What are some paradoxs you know (don't be an asshole)


---If you succeed to fail, you failed, but you wanted to succeed, and you did, but you failed....etc.

---If you are perfect, you are flawed, but flawed means you aren't perfect, but to be perfect you must be flawed...etc.


Edit: A paradox isn't exactly an unsolvable riddle. It's more like a fact that becomes a contradiction in itself.

thats some fuct up shit yo

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Man thats some deep shit

Image file not present in the recovered backup

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If God is all powerful and can create anything, can he create a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?


Here is a fucked up one:

A man travels back in time and impregnates his great-great-grandmother. The result is a line of offspring and descendants, including the man's parent(s) and the man himself. Therefore, unless he makes the time-travel trip at all, he will never exist.

yes..yes he can

rob u fucking penis

that was mine

u asked me

I told u

u steal my answer

and be an answer stealer

That was off futurama wasn't it?

Thats what I thought... Image file not present in the recovered backup

omg headache!

okay I have a question

could jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

How the fuck did he exist to make the trip in the first place?!

it would be perfectly possible, you'd just get hurt

hot and cold are a state of mind, if you truly believe that it isnt hot, then it isnt, when in reality it is actually hot

hows that for a paradox

Surely pain receptors and nerve endings argue different... Image file not present in the recovered backup

hot and cold just a state of mind? show me something alive that can live in a freezer or a furnace and I wont think your retarded.

some ice cream

a log

my work here is done

sadly not, well actually its not that sad, but still the point is if you train your mind to believe something then it can block the electrical signals from your nerve endings

splash a pot of boiling water over your face, then see if it works



I didnt say that they wouldnt die or anything they just wouldn't feel it

Your 8000th post said log Image file not present in the recovered backup

Thats what I thought.

And I like shit like this.

Stolen!!!
But heres a new riddle with a solid answer
What flag is never raised or naver taken down, does not fly at half mast, and does not get saluted?

The american flag?

No...

Q:When is a lol not a lol?





































A: When it is a rofl. A-thankyou.

> The statement below is TRUE



















> The statement above is FALSE
Image file not present in the recovered backup

:edit: ..Think about it.....

My head exploded.

This reminds me of the time I was reading a philosophy book. I got round to thinking what if the universe didnt exist, there would be nothing, but nothing wouldnt exist without it, you need it for there to be nothing, but it doesnt exist so theres nothing etc. I gave myself a headache.

I read in this Philosophy book 'If a boy took revenge on his father for raping him, would it be right?'

It was in the introduction to Philosophy and Ethics Image file not present in the recovered backup

Isnt it a nice moral subject Image file not present in the recovered backup

whenever I start thinking like that I go and get a beer