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What a way for a chick to break up with you

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post #1
24 September 2005, 02:21 UTC#1
So, one day, a guy was sick & his girlfriend had come over to fix him up. So she brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with some re-runs of the simpsons. She makes the soup & sets everything on a table next to him & pops in the simpsons. He eats the soup & watches the simpsons. His girlfriend says that she's gotta go to meet a friend. So she leaves & he breaks out the brownies... he finishes them right as the simpsons get over...

Right after the simpsons end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend sucking another guy's dick.






She finishes, smiles, & she spits it into a bowl of BROWNIE mix & says "you just got dumped".
post #2
24 September 2005, 02:26 UTC#2
that sucks for that dude, he got dumped while he was sick
post #3
24 September 2005, 02:27 UTC#3
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 23 2005, 10:26 PM)
that sucks for that dude, he got dumped while he was sick
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And he ate cumbrownies.

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post #4
24 September 2005, 02:29 UTC#4
HAHAHAHA thats hillarious
post #5
24 September 2005, 02:30 UTC#5
thats gotta suck big time biggrin.gif
glad im not him...
post #6
24 September 2005, 02:35 UTC#6
so you think she was like sucking his dick or he was skull fucker her?

it could definatly make the differnence, if I saw some dude skull fucking my girl I would kill him, if she was sucker his dick I would just kill her
post #7
24 September 2005, 02:37 UTC#7
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 23 2005, 10:21 PM)

Right after the simpsons end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend sucking another guy's dick.

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FMS, that should answer it for you :P
post #8
24 September 2005, 02:40 UTC#8
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 24 2005, 02:37 AM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 23 2005, 10:21 PM)

Right after the simpsons end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend sucking another guy's dick.

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FMS, that should answer it for you :P
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not exactly cock sucking and skull fucking are extremely similar and I would put both under the umbrella term that is cock sucking, and aurol sex

but was she getting all intimate with the cock like it's an ice cream cone, or getting all rought like a skull fuck
post #9
24 September 2005, 02:41 UTC#9
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post #10
24 September 2005, 02:43 UTC#10
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 24 2005, 02:41 AM)
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dude im gonna make a skit about some dude telling me the story and me saying the exact same shit I did right here, kevin smith style

it will be hilariouse

and no one will know about it

except rob, that means im gonna have to kill you

but I need to remember this idea
post #12
24 September 2005, 02:51 UTC#12
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 24 2005, 02:48 AM)
Bwahahahaha

Credit me bitch <3
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no problem, just remind me about it tommorow so I don't forget cause im kind of out of it right now ifyou dig me Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #14
24 September 2005, 07:40 UTC#14
Thats just cruel Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #15
24 September 2005, 08:23 UTC#15
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 24 2005, 02:40 AM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 24 2005, 02:37 AM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 23 2005, 10:21 PM)

Right after the simpsons end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend sucking another guy's dick.

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FMS, that should answer it for you :P
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not exactly cock sucking and skull fucking are extremely similar and I would put both under the umbrella term that is cock sucking, and aurol sex

but was she getting all intimate with the cock like it's an ice cream cone, or getting all rought like a skull fuck
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Skull fucking is in the eyes when the girl's dead. Right?
post #16
24 September 2005, 08:24 UTC#16
Haha that really is cruel
post #17
24 September 2005, 08:25 UTC#17
ouch
post #18
24 September 2005, 08:33 UTC#18
Hah, poor lad.
post #19
24 September 2005, 08:49 UTC#19
lol... women are evil !!!

leif are you swedish ?
post #20
24 September 2005, 08:51 UTC#20
If a girl did that to me.. I would fuck her up big time!
post #21
24 September 2005, 08:52 UTC#21
QUOTE(j0nes @ Sep 24 2005, 09:49 AM)
lol... women are evil !!!

leif are you swedish ?
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Nope, it's just a interpol song I love.
I'm from the uk.
post #22
24 September 2005, 09:15 UTC#22
who was this person or was it made up
post #23
24 September 2005, 13:02 UTC#23
Heard it awhile back. Still funny though.
post #24
24 September 2005, 15:07 UTC#24
QUOTE([TNowhere] Kane @ Sep 24 2005, 08:23 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 24 2005, 02:40 AM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 24 2005, 02:37 AM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 23 2005, 10:21 PM)

Right after the simpsons end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend sucking another guy's dick.

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FMS, that should answer it for you :P
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not exactly cock sucking and skull fucking are extremely similar and I would put both under the umbrella term that is cock sucking, and aurol sex

but was she getting all intimate with the cock like it's an ice cream cone, or getting all rought like a skull fuck
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Skull fucking is in the eyes when the girl's dead. Right?
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no it's baiscly like head but the guy usually grabs the girls head and starts to fuck her like he would a pussy, it's just called skull fucking I guess cause it sounds cooler, were is weak when you need him
post #25
27 September 2005, 19:26 UTC#25
omg thats sick dude, is this a true story??
post #26
27 September 2005, 19:55 UTC#26
QUOTE(randumb tom @ Sep 27 2005, 08:26 PM)
omg thats sick dude, is this a true story??
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Jess. It happened to me. It was not lol in the least.
post #27
27 September 2005, 20:20 UTC#27
doubt its happened ever, but if it happened to me, that bitch would fucking DIE.
post #28
27 September 2005, 20:22 UTC#28
QUOTE(wkh @ Sep 24 2005, 02:51 AM)
If a girl did that to me.. I would fuck her up big time!
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yeah me to, shed get it big time back
post #29
27 September 2005, 20:58 UTC#29
that poor poor guy... Image file not present in the recovered backup









funny for us though biggrin.gif
post #30
27 September 2005, 21:18 UTC#30
LOL..thats great