DEAD BABY JOKES

awe I think I hurt justins feelings..... and I konw a few people on here. ferret, wilbur and I dunno myks "username" but I think he's the other "jackass" thast friends wtih wilbur...heheh. and man dont get so worked up over someone you dont even know. its a waste of your time. entertaining and not a waste of time for me, but completly a waste of time for you

best of luck to you,
Dandy

well I'm going to go to bed... I'll talk to you hotties tomarrow, unless I'm banned or GASP!! even worst

on the fag team.

You're pushing it bro.

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[quote=martyman,Sep 22 2005, 03:39 AM]
[quote=Dandy,Sep 22 2005, 03:37 PM]haha I bet justin likes gay shit



I like you marty Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Image file not present in the recovered backup ....NOT Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup ...you don't know anybody on here but that marty fucker...meaning you're not shit...notice rob cracks on me and I let it slide...because I know who he is...you on the other hand can go stand out in the road in front of your house, hell, lay in the road...and wait on traffic
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Excuse me? I dont appreciate being called a fucker when I havent done anything wrong.

Fucker. Image file not present in the recovered backup

[quote=martyman,Sep 22 2005, 03:53 AM]
[quote=CustomScarJUSTIN,Sep 22 2005, 03:44 PM]
[quote=martyman,Sep 22 2005, 03:39 AM]
[quote=Dandy,Sep 22 2005, 03:37 PM]haha I bet justin likes gay shit



I like you marty Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Image file not present in the recovered backup ....NOT Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup ...you don't know anybody on here but that marty fucker...meaning you're not shit...notice rob cracks on me and I let it slide...because I know who he is...you on the other hand can go stand out in the road in front of your house, hell, lay in the road...and wait on traffic
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Excuse me? I dont appreciate being called a fucker when I havent done anything wrong.

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Image file not present in the recovered backup post count bitch...I can call you a cock sucking piss bonging transvestite porn watching jerk off if I so desire...you cock sucking piss bonging transvestite porn watching jerk off!!! Image file not present in the recovered backup

SOMEBODY CLOSE THIS GAY ASS THREAD!!!!

wow... no wonder your on the fag team

[quote=CustomScarJUSTIN,Sep 22 2005, 03:55 PM]
[quote=martyman,Sep 22 2005, 03:53 AM]
[quote=CustomScarJUSTIN,Sep 22 2005, 03:44 PM]
[quote=martyman,Sep 22 2005, 03:39 AM]
[quote=Dandy,Sep 22 2005, 03:37 PM]haha I bet justin likes gay shit



I like you marty Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Image file not present in the recovered backup ....NOT Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup ...you don't know anybody on here but that marty fucker...meaning you're not shit...notice rob cracks on me and I let it slide...because I know who he is...you on the other hand can go stand out in the road in front of your house, hell, lay in the road...and wait on traffic
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Excuse me? I dont appreciate being called a fucker when I havent done anything wrong.

Fucker. Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Image file not present in the recovered backup post count bitch...I can call you a cock sucking piss bonging transvestite porn watching jerk off if I so desire...you cock sucking piss bonging transvestite porn watching jerk off!!! Image file not present in the recovered backup

SOMEBODY CLOSE THIS GAY ASS THREAD!!!!
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I agree. Someone close it.

And post count does not necessarily make you better than me. Just look at Leigh. He was one of the first members and only had 7 posts. Would you fuck with him? Actually dont answer that....

First of all both of you need to learn how to quote.

Second yeah this thread does need to be closed, any other noobs I strongly reccomend taking my advice before posting.

Myk is an asshole, just from reading what he post in a forum I can tell I would kick him in the nuts upon meeting him

hahahha can I watch that???? if you wanna see him sing christina aguilera infront of a croud of people go to
www.wejustdontcare.com
and scroll down a bit till you find the vid
its humerious for alittle

The quotes werent working for some reason Nuggeto.

Liar

owned.

Yeah Okay.

I love people who join in with such spellbinding posts such as that one.

Yes.. quite impressive isnt it??

haha, who ever is actually planning on shutting this thread, please just lock it. make it a pure example of what not to do on this forum or w/e. but I'd llike to be Image file not present in the recovered backup able to come back to this and give a good laugh.

Not really. Sorry. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Marty.. go hump a sheep...

...what is he from Wisconsin or something?


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Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup hahahaaha

No im from New Zealand.

<------ Look over here

Nice one shocker. You really got me there.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
They're fun to ride until they die.

What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it

What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
Sandy.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.



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dead baby jokes? fuck that, Im all about dead baby pictures! stillborn status

http://www.moondragon.org/images/breech13.jpg

http://www.birthdiaries.com/diary/66vbirth/66vbirth9.jpg

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Once again, I clicked. But why, oh why... Ill never again click link that weak has posted

I read that and clicked on the link, and I really don't know why...

Weak is laughing so much right now.

those are tame. Keep posting stupid shit and then youll get to see pictures of placentas being removed from wombs. Image file not present in the recovered backup

edit -errr...I wasnt talkin to you vode...I was addressing the people who encouraged this dumb thread. If they want to be tell jokes, theyll have to look at fetus pictures first.

dead baby jokes arnt amusing they are just stupid

dead baby jokes are not amusing they are just stupid. there you go that's how you dod it.

I think it's so funny how you guys hate everyone I know in real life except ferret. Image file not present in the recovered backup

I love it how my one dead baby joke I posted last night escalated to this. I mean if it was "already a thread" and in the wrong place... why didnt you delete it 6 pages ago. not that I want you to delete this thread.... I like it Image file not present in the recovered backup