post #1
21 September 2005, 14:51 UTC#1
A link a buddy of mine has rolling around in his AIM profile... some of this shit is hilarious. Two of mypersonal favorites are the Compton Gangbag, and the Zombie Mask
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post #2
21 September 2005, 14:54 UTC#2
Haha, great stuff.
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The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
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post #3
21 September 2005, 14:57 UTC#3
Oh, another classic Gman
post #4
21 September 2005, 17:12 UTC#4
haha..fucking love it
post #5
21 September 2005, 17:15 UTC#5
I fucking hate school computers
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post #6
21 September 2005, 17:19 UTC#6
lol, that sucks
post #7
21 September 2005, 17:45 UTC#7
lol this is great
post #8
21 September 2005, 17:49 UTC#8
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
post #9
21 September 2005, 18:34 UTC#9
QUOTE(MyK @ Sep 21 2005, 05:15 PM)
I fucking hate school computers
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At my old college they blocked Quake, so any Religious Education students were a bit fucked when they had to reserach Quakers.This site is blocked under the following categories: Games, Jokes, Sex
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post #10
21 September 2005, 18:35 UTC#10
That was awesome... now I can be weird and no one will understand me... right away...
post #11
21 September 2005, 18:36 UTC#11
1 day I will be rich making of video of all of these
post #12
21 September 2005, 18:39 UTC#12
hahahaha I was crying with laughter that is great.
post #13
21 September 2005, 18:42 UTC#13
I love the zombie 1 at the end..I told my g/f and she was disqusted by it. now shes never gonna trust me to look at me when shes giving head.not that she does n e wayz
post #14
21 September 2005, 19:15 UTC#14
I wish I had a girlfriend....
post #15
21 September 2005, 19:24 UTC#15
my favorite....never happened to me...luckily my girl is sexy and I wouldnt have to do it
Coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
Coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
post #16
21 September 2005, 19:25 UTC#16
QUOTE(joe_thc @ Sep 21 2005, 01:42 PM)
I love the zombie 1 at the end..I told my g/f and she was disqusted by it. now shes never gonna trust me to look at me when shes giving head.not that she does n e wayz
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shure....
post #17
21 September 2005, 19:29 UTC#17
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The Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
I swear, I've done something very similar to this when drunk.
It was great.
post #18
21 September 2005, 19:34 UTC#18
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Muff Teaser
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
LMAO. This is fucking hilarious.
post #19
21 September 2005, 19:55 UTC#19
Sorry, just found another...
LOL.
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The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
LOL.
post #20
21 September 2005, 20:01 UTC#20
raunch....dead vagina
post #21
21 September 2005, 20:03 UTC#21
QUOTE(Mono @ Sep 21 2005, 08:55 PM)
Sorry, just found another...
LOL.
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The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
LOL.
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Dude, your my friend, and you can jump pretty forcefully! Wanna take a late-night trip to the morgue and steal some deceased poontang?
post #22
21 September 2005, 20:05 UTC#22
Sweet man, sounds like a plan. You bring the KY jelly and I'll bring the kleenex.
post #23
22 September 2005, 04:27 UTC#23
Do you guys mind if I sit in the corner with a camera, and sweaty palms?
post #24
22 September 2005, 04:48 UTC#24
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The Jedi Mind Trick
When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
Man, that stuff is class.