Things you should never say to a cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee.Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

ROFL.

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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


I'm so going to use this

bahaha....that is so what I see gaz saying...except more like...are you going to check under the seat on my moped?...baha

I was driving through town the other day, going to Johns. There are a lot of import cars around here and the cops like to give us shit. Anyways, I was stopped at a light and had Atreyu up to like 30, which is on the brink of blowing your head apart. The cop pulls up to me and I turn it down, he says "So you like your stereo" "It's alright" I reply. "Then if you want to keep it, turn it down" the cop says. "Yes sir" I say. Then the fucker turns left on red without a turn signal. OOOO once me and John put my red strobe lights in the car, with the blue, everyone is going down.

ive used this one actually

did they take kindly to your friendly sense of humour?

Yeah, I guess he just kinda pulled away. There was one cop that pulled me over once for my underbody neons because they were flashing. He said "You know what, I've been trying to catch you for about 2 weeks now up town and every time you seem to somehow get away" I simply reply "umm sorry?" He was cool about it though, hes pulled me over 3 times now for the same thing. "Next time is a ticket" he says, every time.

I swear to drunk im not god ocifer... that has to be added to the list

and then theres the drunk driving redneck jokes...

There were these two rednecks drinkin some beer and drivin down the road.. when suddenly they were pulled over... the passenger started freaking out and asked the driver what to do.. the driver said to just be calm and peel off the label to the beer and slap it on his forehead...so he did.. as did the driver.. when the cop walked up to the window he asked the driver.."you boys been drinkin tonight?".. the driver replied with.. " Nope.. were on the patch"...

bahahahahaaha..ive never heard that one

theres lots of them, I can only thing of this 1 right now:
Oh I thought u wanted to race!

I had a shirt with like 20 things not to say to a cop. It was so funny.

I played 20 questions with a cop once, if you know what I mean *wink *wink

LOL I remember that shirt.

Anyone see the Michael Jackson shirt? One thing says "When is it bed time in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand.

haha...reminds me of the episode of Viva La Bam, Fat Boy Faceoff where 1 of the questionsin the triva game were, whats Mccouley Culkins favorite sald dressing...Neverland Ranch

I got my pic taken with a cop in tenneese... degradeing.. I had to dance for him...

you liked it to.. bitch

your damn right I did!