panic attacks

I went to buy my tabs for my car today, I needed 4 extra dollars cash on top of what I had to get them so I go to the local cash machine across from the department of motor vehicles, I go to take 20 dollars out, and BAM I'm negative 244 dollars!!!! and Im like what the fuck! I had hundreds of dollars in my account that same morning! I take meds because of my condition but they obviously weren't for this type of situation cause I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT, I gotta drive all the way home to figure out what is going on, as I'm driving I'm becoming more and more hysterical, I started out furious wanting to kill someone and by the time I got into my drive way I was crying like a 5 year old girl, my mom had to hold me down strip me naked and hold me in the shower while I'm thrashing around in cold water is hitting my entire body, holy shit it sucked!!!! here I am 2 hours later just fine, my lender from my car loaner people just took the money out of my account 10 days early!


panic attacks fucking suck!!!!

I wish someone would have filmed it though! a 24 year old man crying like a little bitch over a couple hundred dollars!

never in my life have I had so many financial problems as I have been having lately! I hella wanna get those dvds to you guys too, I'M SO FUCKING SORRY YOU GUYS HAVEN'T GOTTEN THEM YET!

No worries man. Take your time and breathe in real deep and let it out slowly. Or run a mile or punch a pillow next time you're upset. Or beat your kids. That's what I do!

hahahahahaha, kick your wife, beat the kids, and fuck the dog! hahahahaha man I just have mental problems, its ok though it helps me to do crazy stunts! hahaha so its all good, its just been awhile since I've had a breakdown like this one, maybe a year or so

Dude do what you gotta do, I don't care if I get it at all man just take care of yourself, I used to have a bunch of them when I was little.

Yeah, I asked for a copy when you were offering them...since they were free and all. And I can pay you whatever postage or anything if you need the money for it. Don't stress yourself over getting the DVD's out, we understand and don't hold it against you. Prioritize what you need done, put us at the bottom and your family at the top, don't think we'll be mad or anything. We're very understanding people.

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mmmm I get panic attacks but they arent that bad...I get them where my chest gets rele rele tight and I cant breathe....yeah I went to the doctor finally and thats whats wrong..and all I can do I just chill and let them pass its soo gay Image file not present in the recovered backup

"Gay" isn't the word I would use there Kellye. I would say something more along the lines of "imperitive to your health". Panic attacks aren't something to fuck around with, they can escelate very easily and lead to respiratory failure or cardiac arrest. Just try to stay calm and, if possible, find a nice open area in which you can give yourself some space to breathe and calm down.


That's Dr. Zerhusen's medical advice of the day. Tomorrow I'll cover the various forms of the clap and how to treat it without your girlfriend finding out.

lol sorry but I laughed at that...
but yes I've had panic attacks a few times, but nothing big, just little ones...

hey man sucks bout your attack, that sounds like it would be scary.
and dont worry bout the dvds man, handle your own shit before u go giving shit away. I cant wait to see it though.

yeah I've only had 2 other attacks this bad, the first was when my girlfriend who I just took her virginity got killed by a drunk driver, and my 5th show I did, it was funny cause usually we have a big crowd and I get drunk do my stunts things are fine, the one show that no one shows up to, theres like 4 people in the crowd and I freeze and fuck up the whole show knocking out my front teeth with a mouse trap! who would have guessed! and yes as weird and retarded as my everyday life is, no matter how horrible things are I always laugh about them later, the fact that I had to be held down by a 45 year old 90 pound women in a cold shower is fucking hilarious, I'm going to use it in my comedy act that I'm starting along with the rest of the crazy day to day things like this that happen to me all the time, its gonna be funny as hell


As far as the dvd's go, when I get back on my feet you guys will get them I wrote down all the addresses in my note book where I keep stunt ideas and jokes for trailer park mafia, I KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS LIVE AND I'M COMING FOR YOU!! HAAHAHA j/k

k my doctor told me I just needed to stay calm and relax...and now I find out I can freakin die....well I will def. sleep better tonite ray. Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup

I SMELL A SITCOM! It's always good to laugh at your own plight. One is not truly comedic until they first laugh at themselves, or something like that. (Note* Laughter is not an appropriate reaction when you contract toburculosis. Nor is it the best medicine.)

I wish funk master steven would do you guys a review and atleast tell you guys some of the stuff thats on the dvd! I know he doesn't wanna spoil it but maybe he could tell you a little about it, as I said before you have to look past many things cause I am such a piece of shit when it comes to technology you guys start talking about some of the things you do on here and making your sigs and shit and I can't even make a banner I barely know how to post a god damn picture on the internet! hahahaha but once you look past the bullshit theres some sweet ass stunts going on!



edit: is DURAN a juggalo???

I was always told when I was little to "Smell the roses......Blow out the candles." But that shit didn't work Image file not present in the recovered backup

awwe hold me nuggeto at least we can die together Image file not present in the recovered backup ....raymond im never listening to you again Image file not present in the recovered backup

yeah my cameraman had the greatest idea for a reality t.v. show where every person in our videos lives in tiny ass trailers all next to eachother in someones back yard and than we just harrass the shit out of eachother, like lighting eachothers trailers on fire while they are sleeping or getting one of us drunk and driving them accross 3 states before they wake up and being like YO BRO WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA DID YOU HAVE A NICE NAP!

another idea I had which could only be pulled off by steveo or bam because of status, would be like a survivor show, or americas next top jackass, where steveo makes 10 people who do stunts like us go head to head doing crazy ass shit to win a spot on the wild boyz or whatever show he is gonna do next, shit would be hella funny, like stunt obsticales and after each show a person gets voted off! that would be fresh!

AMERICAS NEXT TOP STEVEO would be a dope show

There were just not enough roses and too many candles.

I like the first idea hahaha.

Ya, I have to agree with Duran.

True that.

well are you a juggalo or what, cause I smell juggalo on you from here!

Yeah, the first idea is pretty cool. You can't go wrong with a house on wheels.

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haha your slow....::edit to nuggeto::


::edit to ray::
you know my just bought a new huge RV ray I say we drive into what the city of circleville revolves around...WALLY WORLD! and have sum fun Image file not present in the recovered backup what do you think?!?

yeah I really didn't know what to reply lol

if you need a hug buckwild...im here man....I had one like 2 months ago....I just went insane....then uncontrollable weeping...im a bitch too man

Dude, Kellye. That would be tits. We should drive it to D.C. this weekend. That's where I'm going anyway, you can come along. We're surrounding the White House and demanding peace! You're not really into that sort of thing, but that would rock so much cock. Some good old fashion Civil Disobedience mixed with a road trip! I'm game if you are Kellye.

haha im republican ray...haha we would be on oppsite sides...lol but rele that walmart idea is funny...just part it there for like a month...lol it has a generator soo we could live there as long as we have gas lol