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post #1
16 September 2005, 20:21 UTC#1
ok, pretty simple question.

It is my life-goal. but I'll prolly die trying.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HAHAH
HA
~b.j.

p.s. Auto-Fellatio = sucking your own diiiick.
post #2
16 September 2005, 20:23 UTC#2
maybe Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #3
16 September 2005, 20:24 UTC#3
Yep.......I tried when I was high on Nyquil once and My neck hurt for a long time.
post #4
16 September 2005, 20:24 UTC#4
Almost as cool as bukkake Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #5
16 September 2005, 20:26 UTC#5
Ha ha hahahaha.

If anyones accomplished this feat, you better spill yer guts. hahaha.

post #6
16 September 2005, 20:26 UTC#6
I got to about the end of my head (penis head)
post #7
16 September 2005, 20:32 UTC#7
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Sep 16 2005, 08:21 PM)
ok, pretty simple question.

It is my life-goal.  but I'll prolly die trying.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HAHAH
HA
~b.j.

p.s. Auto-Fellatio = sucking your own diiiick.
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This poll was completely pointless because everyone here even if they are a few inches away from reaching their dick will say yes just to look cool. lol.
post #8
16 September 2005, 20:36 UTC#8
I havent accomplished it...but I have tried
post #9
16 September 2005, 20:46 UTC#9
I've got the flexablitly of a 70 year old man. so yeah. never been there before. haha.
post #10
16 September 2005, 20:49 UTC#10
No, but I'm a liar......
post #11
16 September 2005, 20:50 UTC#11
QUOTE(customscarROB @ Sep 16 2005, 08:36 PM)
I havent accomplished it...but I have tried
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post #13
16 September 2005, 22:07 UTC#13
How far down can you reach al?

EDIT: That was one of the gayest things I have ever said/written.
post #14
16 September 2005, 22:08 UTC#14
I truly can, u dont get anything out of it and its mad uncomfortable but I can.
post #15
16 September 2005, 22:10 UTC#15
QUOTE(Duran @ Sep 16 2005, 04:08 PM)
I truly can, u dont get anything out of it and its mad uncomfortable but I can.
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Same with me it hurts like a bitch but I can do it.
post #17
16 September 2005, 22:19 UTC#17
QUOTE(Duran @ Sep 16 2005, 10:08 PM)
I truly can, u dont get anything out of it and its mad uncomfortable but I can.
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yeah it's more comfortable to fuck a pillow than to suck your self off

yoru neck gets all stiff and shit and it's really not worth all the effort, you better off just spanking it
post #18
16 September 2005, 22:20 UTC#18
iv got footage of a guy at the back of a bus showing how eazy it is to suck his own dick
post #19
16 September 2005, 22:21 UTC#19
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 16 2005, 04:19 PM)
QUOTE(Duran @ Sep 16 2005, 10:08 PM)
I truly can, u dont get anything out of it and its mad uncomfortable but I can.
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yeah it's more comfortable to fuck a pillow than to suck your self off

yoru neck gets all stiff and shit and it's really not worth all the effort, you better off just spanking it
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Ok.........images of Al fucking a pillow have flooded my head please someone close this damn thread.

Edit: Al check out the rev. controller biggrin.gif
post #20
16 September 2005, 22:24 UTC#20
thanks for changing my poll assholes.

Nice to see the mods can tamper with what ever they want around here.

post #21
16 September 2005, 22:24 UTC#21
I would have thought it would be like masturbation but better... and is there anything Duran can't do?
post #22
16 September 2005, 22:27 UTC#22
I can only do it if I put my legs behind my head and Im never doing that again.
post #23
16 September 2005, 22:28 UTC#23
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 16 2005, 04:27 PM)
I can only do it if I put my legs behind my head and Im never doing that again.
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Thats how I tried.......it hurt my neck bad, but it worked....... Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #24
16 September 2005, 22:31 UTC#24
you guys have wayyyyy to much spare time on your hands... Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #25
16 September 2005, 22:32 UTC#25
yeah ive read stories about people who've died doing this type of shit. There was this masterbation horror stories site but I forgot it. Fuck..ill try to find it.
post #26
16 September 2005, 22:32 UTC#26
your jsut mad becuase u dont get any dick
post #27
16 September 2005, 22:33 UTC#27
QUOTE(bordumbgirl @ Sep 16 2005, 10:31 PM)
you guys have wayyyyy to much spare time on your hands... Image file not present in the recovered backup
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yes, yes we do

cause were guys and things bore us easily

sorry my msn is down again

ill talk to you later though
post #28
16 September 2005, 22:34 UTC#28
QUOTE(bordumbgirl @ Sep 16 2005, 04:31 PM)
you guys have wayyyyy to much spare time on your hands... Image file not present in the recovered backup
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I think every guy has tried it, you'll just be sitting there. "Hmmm I wonder......." and then you'll try find out how much it hurts then go jerk off.
post #30
17 September 2005, 00:14 UTC#30
QUOTE([TNowhere] Kane @ Sep 17 2005, 12:43 AM)
Um, kay :/
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ive heard the rumours!