Fuck n bugger n bollocking cunt

[Warning: Do Not Read If Not Totally Obsessed With My Personal Life....You WILL Find This Boring Otherwise. And Probably Even If You Are Obsessed, You'll Still Pause Reading For A Wank Halfway Through]

Ok, so its my girlfriend's of 6 months' 17th birthday tomorrow (8th September), and since I'm a sweet and generous guy, not totally unlike John Travolta in the hit movie Grease (External image not preserved — inspect source: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300213668.01._PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg) I decided to surprise her with a trip to the West End production of Fame. £46 EDIT: EACH, best seats in house. Since her birthday is on a Thursday, and she told me she is busy this weekend, I booked it for Saturday 24th September. Now, I've got some smarts, I know that I can't just turn up to her house on the day and say "Get my dick out your mouth, tramp, I'm taking you to a show!". So I phoned her after booking and said "Don't book anything for Saturday 24th". She replies "But I've got work that day."

Since the show starts at 3pm, theres no way she'll make it. So I tell her what I had planned, she feels really bad, I feel like ripping my testicles off and plunging them down my throat to end the pain. So now I have to book ANOTHER set of tickets for a different day and GIVE my mum n sister the original pair. FUCK AND BUGGER AND BOLLOCKING CUNT!!!


P.S: Oh yeah, I won't be posting on here so much. The internet on my computer is down for the foreseable future, and I'm just using my dads every now n again. That's the minge in between, by the way.

Ill take a ticket and go with you hun.
No offence but if your girlfriend wont take time of work for somthing you put money into and thought about then she's bieng a bit wankish.

jUST GIVE HER a good shagging for her b-day!

its cheap!



yeah man. I'd be like "oh well,I guess you're gunna be SICK that day!. I mean, its just 1 day of work. f it.

Something I should've specified before, the day I originally planned for would be her first week of work. She cant exactly have a sickie or ask for a day off. Shame Image file not present in the recovered backup

Hmmm I guess so.

I can only say gutted.

You shouldn't have told her the plan... the element of suprise is gone... because you knew she wouldnt be able to get off work so telling her didn't exactly help anything..


I'm just saying...

Can I have the 2 spares? I can go with Liam's girlfriend.

But now I get pre-gift thank you sex and post-gift thank you sex. That's x2 the thank you sex!



lyk thats totally lol

bad luck man, I'd go with boners advice,

Bwhahahahaha, you can go with Rob's mum if you want.

Sex times 2 is always good

<3

PRIVVV PRIVVV!!11

Shame your mum still wishes you were stillborn you ugly fuck.




















Only kidding. Your not ugly Image file not present in the recovered backup

I was the ugly duckling born with 3 dicks but then they formed into one now its 3 inches

Image file not present in the recovered backup im to good to listen to this shit

Hey I've got 2 tickets to a show...you ever wanna get down with a homeboy, you know where to find me, you saucy minx Image file not present in the recovered backup

Ummm, wtf.