Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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>Question: How do you tell the difference between
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>Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
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>The answer can be found by posing the following
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>question:
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>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
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>and two small children. Suddenly, a man
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>with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
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>with you, screams obscenities, raises
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>the knife, and charges at you. You are
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>carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.
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>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
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>family.
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>What do you do?
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>Democrat's Answer:
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>Well, that's not enough information to answer the
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>question!
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>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
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>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
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>him to attack?
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>Could we run away?
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>What does my wife think?
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>What about the kids?
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>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
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>the knife out of his hand?
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>What does the law say about this situation?
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>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
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>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
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>of message does this send to society and to my
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>children?
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>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
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>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
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>content just to wound me?
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>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
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>family get away while he was stabbing me?
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>Should I call 9-1-1?
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>Why is this street so deserted?
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>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
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>and make this happier, healthier street that would
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>discourage such behavior.
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>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
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>some friends for few days and try to come to a
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>consensus.
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>Republican's Answer:
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>BANG!
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>Southern Republican's Answer:
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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>BANG!
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>BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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>BANG!
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>BANG! click

I guess I'm a Southern Republican then.

But if you seriously base your political opinion around this dumb test,......your a moron.

Notice how I put it in "funny shit."

I'm not joining some political "group".

I'd shoot the guy, no problem. But I'm no republican. I'm about as liberal as they come.

LEGALIZE IT!

>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
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>the knife out of his hand?

Definately the right thing to do!

hmm my answer isnt up there so I guess im a Liberal haha

aww I liked what you said before the edit

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good shit I laughed

HAHA! w0rd!

Southern Republican... but im canadian so.. yeah..

In my opinion from reading what you guys write and based on the facts that you guys do whatever the fuck you want, sometimes crazy stunts or funny pranks, you guys would be independents or democrats. Conservative Republicans would hate what you guys do more than anybody else. Democrats would at least hear you out and ask why you do what you do. Just something to think about.

Also, it might deserve its own thread but I just found this sig online and I thought it was hilarious. You're welcome to use it if you want...

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Reply I was waiting for. Ty fms <3