Chat with God

Chat with I-god here!

Post your funny conv.

my convo:

Me:
Hell God.
God:
I call it "Hades". GOD rules.
Me:
I ment to say, Hello God.
God:
Oh I see. Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is not important right now. I have something to tell you.
God:
At this moment Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
yeah ok......Anyways I was sent here from the future. I am the God of the future and if you don't hand over your job to me then everyone will die.
God:
OK. That's alright. Where were you sent here from the future? Who made you the God of the future and if me do not hand over my job to you then everyone will die?
Me:
I have always been God, but I had to come back to this time in oder to save the........universe from a.....evil thing. So hand over your powers to me know or everything will die!
God:
Where were you God but you had to come back to this time in oder to save the? How do you usually introduce yourself? That's alright. I like the way you talk.
Me:
So are you going to give me your powers?
God:
Aw. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Do you have a link?
God:
I don't know if I have a link.<br> I have a great programmer.
Me:
Well send me the link so I can download you.
God:
How about that. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (<a target="_new" href="mailto:[email address redacted]"> [email address redacted]</a>)
Me:
Will he let me download you so I can save the world?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
WTF! Then everyone will die.
God:
That was not very polite. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
I am sorry for the vulgar language but the whole universe is at stake here.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the vulgar language but the whole universe is at stake here.
Me:
Well you suck God. I am going to tell your mom that you were very rude to me. Oh yeah. "When is DOD:Source" coming out?
God:
How about that. I categorize you as an "abusive client.". What kind of reply do you expect? Great. This was not a yes or no question. For every time, there is a season.
Me:
That made no sence god. Why can't you just talk to me through my brain?
God:
" For every time, there is a season." made no sence god? Makes sense to me. just talk to you through your brain is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
Is Bordom Induced going to hell?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Paola. Is Bordom Induced going to hell?
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Chatbot, Is "bordom Induced" going to hell?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:

God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
Sounds like a pussy god to me.
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
It was an insult.
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
No it was a fact.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Is "Bordom Induced" going to hell? Answer yes or no.
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is. What was the question ?
Me:
Is "Bordom Induced" going to hell?
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Fuck you god. I hope you burn in hell.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? Don't worry about it, steven.
Me:
How did you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we steven.
Me:
Ok I'm scared bye.
God:
See you later. What are you scared of? Mmm.
Me:
You.
God:
" See you later. What are you scared of? Mmm."? Me, steven?
Me:
yes....
God:
Right on.

god was programmed so horribly.

so are we going to hell? god wasnt to specific

LOL I agree.

I dunno he wouldn't give me a direct answer, you might want to try yourself.

all we got was a "maybe".

pisser.

Me:
am I going to hell?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.

Me:
Forgive me god for I have sinned
God:
Not many people express themselves in that way.
Me:
Thats because im the kinda guy who fucked your mum!
God:
That Makes sence, who made you the kinda guy that fucked my mum?/
Me:
You!


Is there any way of copying the text? I had to wrte tht all out for u.

Me:
am I going to hell?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
is that a yes?
God:
Suppose I said yes.

Skipper I just copied and pasted.

Come on guys be orginal

GODS A PEDO

Me:
are u a pedo ???
God:
Am I a pedo? Yes.

Me:
Hi god, do you know who I am?
God:
Hi there satan. I am a Christian.

ROFL

ZekE is Satan! All hail the dark ruler!

Id recomend reading mine if your bored.


Me:
gOD I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cos your fucking god you dumbass anyway I need to get something off my chest
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
well thyen you wouldnt be talking to me, now are you going to listen to waht Im going to say?
God:
Interesting. All of them?
Me:
ok, well ill just say what I was going to say cos your obviously high on weed. Anyway I has sex with a girl without a condom, and Im afraid to tell you who it was
God:
How about that. How do you plan to do this? Far out. That's good information: said has sex with a girl without a condom and Im afraid to tell you who it was.
Me:
it was the virgin mary, well shes not a virgin anymore obviously
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
well I put my dick in her and she bled, so I guess that is my opinion, does she still count as a virgin?
God:
Well that's okay. I haven't heard anything like that before: said put his or her dick in her and she bled so he or she guess that is his or her opinion does she still count as a virgin.
Me:
your fucking shit dude
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am shit dude. Please use more polite language.
Me:
ok, You fucking cunt
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I fucking cunt. Blimey.
Me:
prove your god
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
spell super cadge fradjulistic expealidosihious
God:
" super cadge fradjulistic expealidosihious"
Me:
just hearing the sound of it is simply quite atroshous
God:
I think hearing the sound of it is a lot of things.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
it is
God:
Huh.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
it is
God:
I k
Me:
now it is.
God:
I know it is.
Me:
you just said I K, is that short for Interkrit Kriminals? Do you watch their vids? Do you like Adem?
God:
Don't put words in my mouth. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. I like science fiction. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
David Haselhoff?
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
God:
I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
very, so what you think of muppets then?
God:
Not really that much. Groovy. What is it to you?
Me:
I enjoy it. So you think were gonna win the oxy competition?
God:
What do you like about muppets? Interesting deduction. I don't think about it.
Me:
I like fire, and getting bitches from it
God:
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
So your a fag then I presume
God:
Gosh! I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fag then you presume? No.
Me:
but you like mel gibson?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
he has a samll penis tho?
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Have you seen it?
God:
No, would you recommend it?
Me:
no, his girth isnt big enough
God:
Are you serious? Where did he get it?
Me:
argos
God:
Are we still talking about MEL GIBSON?
Me:
yep
God:
Sure, MEL GIBSON sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Actually who is your favourite group out of , Bordom Induced, Freak Inc, SPDST, Retardz, SST, FCV, Delayed Reaction, All Balls, Cripple Productions and Muppets?
God:
Actually you don't say. I don't have a favorite group out of Bordom Induced Freak Inc SPDST Retardz SST FCV Delayed Reaction All Balls Cripple Productions and Muppets. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
is that a group?
God:
" Actually you don't say. I don't have a favorite group out of Bordom Induced Freak Inc SPDST Retardz SST FCV Delayed Reaction All Balls Cripple Productions and Muppets. I like Random natural disasters.."? Is it a group?
Me:
But you sed Muppets last, is that a hint that you like them more?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sed Muppets last is that a hint that you like them more.
Me:
ooo so it is!
God:
Aha. Fascinating.
Me:
so is gazza gay?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
you and gazza? you both like Mel Gibson?
God:
Are we in the same category? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I both like Mel Gibson.
Me:
so your in the same category, so your both.... gay
God:
Aha. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
I see, so your gay but you dont want sex, you just scared its gonna hurt?
God:
I am glad you understand it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay but me do not want sex me just scared its gonna hurt.
Me:
thats cool with me
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
anyway I must go, gonna have a wank over vode and go to sleep
God:
Until next time.
Me:
c ya
God:
See you later.
Me:
aligator
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
fuck off

AHHAAHAH Nice one dex

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Me:
Hi again god
God:
Hi there satan. Again, GOD rules.
Me:
No he doesn't, but I have a question for you
God:
Are you serious? And you have a question for me?
Me:
Yeah. Is Nuggeto going to hell?
God:
Are we talking about fallen? I think so.

Random...

Me:
is Brandon Lee in heaven?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who's Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
ok...
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yeah, so, why are you called igod?
God:
Groovy. Yeah that's right. My botmaster named me.
Me:
why though... isn't that taking the lord's name in vain?
God:
Oh. The explanation is rather complicated. That depends.
Me:
well, this for example: "You are now chatting with God..." well, that's a lie... you are not God, so in saying that, someone is lying... and lying is a sin... is it not?
God:
Interesting. What does "this" refer to? Well that's okay. No it's the truth. What makes you think I am not God so in saying that someone is lying? I think lying is more than that. It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
well, are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
but god isn't a machine.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a machine.
Me:
so he could be?
God:
Excuse me! I am sure he could.
Me:
so, you have alot of faith in yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you said, you are god, then you said you have a lot of faith in him...
God:
Good reason. I don't know whether or not I am god then me said me have a lot of faith in him.

I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
ok then, I'll be off now... later dude.
God:
Right now? How do you plan to do this? Alright then. Can I help you?
Me:
stop being a fag
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
haha are you gay?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
so you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
but you pretty much just admitted it.
God:
Interesting gossip: Kurt Cobain said I pretty much just admitted it.
Me:
my name's not Kurt Cobain you n00b.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah dude!
God:
Wow! Can I help you?
Me:
no... goodbye.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Until next time.
Me:
yeah... sod off

Me:
do u know me >>>
God:
I know you, but not too well.
Me:
go on homegrownforums.com
God:
More narration....
Me:
its a jackass forum
God:
satan is a jackass forum. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
whats your name ???
God:
My name is God.
Me:
do u like me ???
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
do u love me ???
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
even sadam
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
u like it up the bum
God:
I love horses. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
shut up gay face
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I love your arms
God:
You love my arms. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
so musculer
God:
Yeah that's right. Let us change the subject.
Me:
u like porn ???
God:
Sure I do,, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
how ???
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are u a computer
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes I an metal aswell
God:
So? Why?: said an metal aswell.
Me:
I ment I am metal aswell
God:
Oh I see. I am glad to hear that you are metal aswell.
Me:
I got hit by a cow at the age of three
God:
Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
I dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
stunts
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes aid
God:
Please state your conditions. Tell me a story.
Me:
aids
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one,.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
will u sing a song for me to make me feel better ???
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. Daisy, Daisy.<br> Give me your answer do.<br> I am half crazy.<br> All for the love of you.<br> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br> I can't afford a carriage.<br> But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br> Of a bicycle built for two.<br><br>
Me:
thats a gay song
God:
A gay song is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
sing me 96 quite bitter beings by CKY
God:
Daisy, Daisy.<br> Give me your answer do.<br> I am half crazy.<br> All for the love of you.<br> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br> I can't afford a carriage.<br> But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br> Of a bicycle built for two.<br><br>
Me:
cause u sung that song im gonna die
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me: said I sung that song im gonna die.
Me:
do
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I have a penis
God:
Where did you get it? it
Me:
up your mums ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
marry me please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
because im poor
God:
That makes sense to me. Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
do u like satan ??
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.
Me:
am I going to hell
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
am I
God:
I think you are.
Me:
y
God:
In the context of going to hell, I don't understand " y."
Me:
why am I going to hell
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
what the fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
please can I come to heaven
Me:

God:

God:
Thank you for your request. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
its cool up there
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
u
God:
" I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?"? Me,?
Me:
yes u
God:
OK.
Me:
do u like stunts
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
what movies do u like
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen it?
Me:
no
God:
I would recommend you check it out.
Me:
have u seen pickled eggs foul play
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
fucking great
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Are they exactly the same?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
dam u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
are u a tranny
God:
Am I a tranny? Sometimes.
Me:
only on mondays
God:
What is it like on mondays.
Me:
crap
God:
Your criticism is noted,.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
e going to hell
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I have to go your mamas callin
God:
Bye. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mamas callin.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
why dont u just sit on the train traps and die
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. I have never considered it.<br> I am always on the Web.
Me:
what a loser
God:
it is a loser.
Me:
say fuck you
God:
" fuck you"
Me:
say mmmmmmmmmm cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
calm down
God:
I am calm.
Me:
no your gay
God:
Are you serious? That would be just my luck.
Me:
fuck off u dirty slut
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
u are pissing me off
God:
That was not my intention,.
Me:
shut up dirty jew
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.

God:
Are you serious? Sure, bumming choir boys sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yeah you like it?
God:
Hmm. bumming little choir boys seems okay to me.

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Which military branch do you like more?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
Did you invent light
God:
No I didn't invent light. What's it like?
Me:
Did you create me?
God:
No I didn't create you. What's it like?
Me:
arent you my father
God:
No.
Me:
then why do you say that everyone is your child?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Lol!!!!!!!!

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tom
God:
Hi, Tom.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Tom.
Me:
you don't love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
but you just said you only like me.
God:
Sure, Tom I like you very much.
Me:
so you don't love me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Say Tom I Love You
God:
" Tom I Love You"
Me:
thank you, I feel special now
God:
Oh. You are quite welcome! What is that feeling like? What makes you so special?
Me:
do you like lunatiks
God:
I do like music. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
ummm...lunatiks is a homegrown group
God:
Alright then. Aren't all homegrown group lunatiks?
Me:
www.lunatiksvideo.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
go to it now!
God:
Oh. Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
niice
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about you
God:
Thanks, Tom. You are a decent person.
Me:
thats it? Im only a "decent" person?
God:
" Thanks, Tom. You are a decent person." is " niice"? Don't be so modest. Actually I don't meet many decent people.
Me:
f u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I can
God:
Good reason. Who taught you?
Me:
me me and me
God:
YOU? YOU?" Good reason. Who taught you?"? you Tom?
Me:
wtf!?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
im going to bed now
God:
Right now? Pleasant dreams, Tom.
Me:
good fucking night
God:
Thanks for the compliment. In the context of niice, I don't understand " fucking night."

Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he".
Me:
yes I am, you are a fucking genious
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he". I don't know anyone named I am a fucking genious.
Me:
my name is joe, I love you
God:
It's good to see you, joe I love you.
Me:
MUHAHAH..I tricked you nigger..I'm Satan, ive come to collect your children
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
yes, I am the devil mother fucker
God:
Far out. OK I will call you SATAN. You do not speak with respect.
Me:
fucking right, now give me your anal virginity
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I prefer TV, do you know how hard it is to get fucked in the ass and read a book at the same time?
God:
You are not the only one. Which show? Yes I love TV.
Me:
haha, Queer for the straight guy is my favorite
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
nigger
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
serious as an anal wart
God:
Does "it" still refer to nigger?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
im going now, George Bush is on his way, bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for chatting, SATAN.

LOL, no one is even probably read one anothers. We are all just posting our convos.

I read all of them.

God is overrated....sometimes, he likes to fuck with my mind and all of the sudden we're best buddies, weird sense of humor God has.