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Have you bitches read about this yet?

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post #1
03 September 2005, 02:59 UTC#1
Have you bitches ever read about or heard the story of the infamous black metal band Mayhem?
if not, click this fucking link, this shits crazy (The Story)

True Norwiegen Black Metal!!!!!

unlike the fags from Cradle of Filth
post #2
03 September 2005, 03:02 UTC#2
if you go into it, and reaqd about all the members and such, youll find out that it just keeps getting more and moree fucked up, im talking church burnings, prison breaks and neo naziism
post #3
03 September 2005, 03:06 UTC#3
Interesting read, some great stuff in there..

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He also kept a rotting raven in a plastic bag so that he could "inhale the scent of death" before each song he performed.


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Dead committed suicide by means of a shotgun blast to the head... . Euronymous quickly took pictures (which later appeared in the booklets for several subsequent Mayhem releases and other bands' materials)


Lawl.
post #4
03 September 2005, 03:06 UTC#4
man that shit turns me on......
post #5
03 September 2005, 03:08 UTC#5
move to norway and masturbate then
post #7
03 September 2005, 03:11 UTC#7
"On several occasions he would cut himself with broken glass and hunting knives. During one show in Sarpsborg, Norway in 1990, he cut himself with a broken bottle so badly that he had to be taken to the hospital for loss of blood."

post #8
03 September 2005, 03:13 UTC#8
lyrics!!!!
Deathcrush
Demonic laughter
Your cremation
Your lungs gasp for air
But are filled with blood
A sudden crack as I crush your skull
A reminder of your life flashes by
A life that soon won't be
Smiling with the axe in my hand
Evil's rotten hand you'll see
I come forward
Deathcrush
I'll send you to your maker
I'll send you to your death
Death, nicely crucified
Death, heads on stakes
The barbecue has just begun
Deathcrush
Deathcrush
Crush...Crush
Deathcrush
post #9
03 September 2005, 03:14 UTC#9
and....


Chainsaw Gutsfuck
Bleed down to the fucking core
You're going down for fucking more
Screw your slimy guts
Driving me fucking nuts
Chainsaw in my bleeding hands
As I start to cut you in two
Your guts are steaming out
And I just love the sight
Maggots crawling in her cunt
I just love to lick that shit
Bury you in a slimy grave
You will rot forever there
post #10
03 September 2005, 03:17 UTC#10
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Sep 3 2005, 03:14 AM)
and....


Chainsaw Gutsfuck
Bleed down to the fucking core
You're going down for fucking more
Screw your slimy guts
Driving me fucking nuts
Chainsaw in my bleeding hands
As I start to cut you in two
Your guts are steaming out
And I just love the sight
Maggots crawling in her cunt
I just love to lick that shit
Bury you in a slimy grave
You will rot forever there
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allright, lets be honest here, dont we all love to lick that shit, I mean c'mon
those lyrics fucking ruile!!!
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post #12
03 September 2005, 03:18 UTC#12
on there website they have live downloads!!! im downloading now
post #13
03 September 2005, 03:20 UTC#13
sweeeeet
post #14
03 September 2005, 03:25 UTC#14
yeah, so what do you guys think is the best part of the story, I mean their is so much, how do you choose, watta you think?

id have to say... um... prob the stage performances- the clothes, dead animals, gore
post #15
03 September 2005, 04:21 UTC#15
yeah they pretty much suck dick. My friend told me about them a couple years ago, said that the only way you can get out of the band is either by killing someone, going to prison, or dying. Their music is pure shit.
post #16
03 September 2005, 04:22 UTC#16
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 3 2005, 04:21 AM)
yeah they pretty much suck dick. My friend told me about them a couple years ago, said that the only way you can get out of the band is either by killing someone, going to prison, or dying. Their music is pure shit.
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post #17
03 September 2005, 05:16 UTC#17
There we go. I read it. I dont suck anymore. I dont really care any more about it than when I first saw this topic though.
post #18
03 September 2005, 11:20 UTC#18
QUOTE(MyK @ Sep 3 2005, 03:02 AM)
if you go into it, and reaqd about all the members and such, youll find out that it just keeps getting more and moree fucked up, im talking church burnings, prison breaks and neo naziism
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the dude who killed mayhem member "Euronymous", is currently sitting in prison with around 340 million norwegian kroners in debt for burning down a couple of churches and killing a firefighter

yeah its a real interesting read,but I cant stand all theese godamn self obsessed,death fixated,goth assholes who listens to there music

norway has to much goths and satanists
just because you listen to black metal doesnt mean you have too wear black all the time and wear makeup you wannabe assholes(not directed at you myk)

I listen to black metal too but I dont look like some lord of the rings reject
post #19
03 September 2005, 12:07 UTC#19
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Sep 3 2005, 12:20 PM)
norway has to much goths and satanists
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I can say exactly the same about Finland

And about that Lord of the Rings clothing.. You should've seen Helsinki when there was an an open air metal festival called Tuska in the center of the city..
It looked like Transilvania had evicted all their vampires all of a sudden and sent them over to Finland. I'm not joking about the masses of goths there were on the streets, everyone that you saw walking on the streets were pale like corpses and were wearing some kind of fetish clothing, while the normal people seemed to be at home behind locked doors squeezing crusifixes in their hands.. Jeesh Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #20
03 September 2005, 12:38 UTC#20
you should have thrown holy water on them and yelled

"the power of christ compells you"

would have been good footage
post #21
03 September 2005, 13:25 UTC#21
or thrown flowers and britney spears singels at them
post #22
03 September 2005, 14:43 UTC#22
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post #23
03 September 2005, 14:45 UTC#23
Read LORDS OF CHAOS, it talks a lot about Euronymous and Varg, and the craziness that ensued, along with other extreme black metal bands.

And of course when Dead killed himself and they ate pieces of his brain. Mayhem sucks royally now, however.

Dawn of the Black Hearts album cover, a rarity::

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(yes, thats an actual pic)

I recommend this album: De Mysteriis dom Sathanas
post #24
03 September 2005, 14:48 UTC#24
How did the gun end up right there? and why is there a knife covered in blood right next to him?
post #25
03 September 2005, 14:49 UTC#25
They are mentally handicapped. Cutting themselves and "smelling death" ? Pffft.
post #26
03 September 2005, 14:51 UTC#26
They tampered with him when they found him dead...the other guys must have put it there for the pic. Not sure if it'd naturally land so perfectly next to him...

There is an old ass issue of SPIN with Trent Reznor on the cover with an orange background. It has an extensive article on it.
post #27
03 September 2005, 14:55 UTC#27
I just don't understand where the gunshot was...
post #28
03 September 2005, 14:56 UTC#28
He blew his brains out. Perhaps through his mouth and out the top of his head... that definitely looks like the exit area.
post #29
03 September 2005, 14:57 UTC#29
omgosh that is insane....I could never ever listen to them...that just scares me Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #30
03 September 2005, 14:57 UTC#30
Ohh yeah. They must've messed around a lot with his body then.

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omgosh that is insane....I could never ever listen to them...that just scares me 


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