post #31
02 September 2005, 17:40 UTC#31
I love bein a guy
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post #32
02 September 2005, 17:45 UTC#32
haha so true
post #33
02 September 2005, 17:45 UTC#33
post #34
02 September 2005, 17:52 UTC#34
yeah what a legend. 
post #35
02 September 2005, 17:53 UTC#35
tom it's never enough...
post #36
02 September 2005, 17:58 UTC#36
never enough what? I'm confused that comment came out of nowhere.
post #37
02 September 2005, 21:25 UTC#37
umm I think I will stick with being a girl....
10 reasons why girls rule-
10- cuz when we fight we dont do it all stupid we do it the smart way...half the time guys have no idea we are fighting
9- cuz we can wear guys clothes and it can be cute...if you a guy and you wear girl pants...you get labeled an "emo fag"
8- we always smell good
7- we can get anything we want just by crying
6- we can spend hours doing our hair and making ourselves lovely and its okay
5- we know how to push guys buttons and drive them insane
4- if we dont have a clue abt cars or sports its totally fine
3- we can avoid almost any ticket by flirting with the police officer
2- we can dress up for no reason at all...if I guy does they all ask who died
1- cuz we are girls and we are perfect! lol
10 reasons why girls rule-
10- cuz when we fight we dont do it all stupid we do it the smart way...half the time guys have no idea we are fighting
9- cuz we can wear guys clothes and it can be cute...if you a guy and you wear girl pants...you get labeled an "emo fag"
8- we always smell good
7- we can get anything we want just by crying
6- we can spend hours doing our hair and making ourselves lovely and its okay
5- we know how to push guys buttons and drive them insane
4- if we dont have a clue abt cars or sports its totally fine
3- we can avoid almost any ticket by flirting with the police officer
2- we can dress up for no reason at all...if I guy does they all ask who died
1- cuz we are girls and we are perfect! lol
post #38
02 September 2005, 21:32 UTC#38
QUOTE(bordumbgirl @ Sep 2 2005, 05:25 PM)
umm I think I will stick with being a girl....
10 reasons why girls rule-
10- cuz when we fight we dont do it all stupid we do it the smart way...half the time guys have no idea we are fighting<b> I've seen chick fights... not very smart "AHH YOU BITCH YOU BITCH GET OFF OF ME"</b>
9- cuz we can wear guys clothes and it can be cute...if you a guy and you wear girl pants...you get labeled an "emo fag"
8- we always smell good <b> NOT True... bad experience... eww.</b>
7- we can get anything we want just by crying<b> Does this mean you fake cry to get your way? That = bitch</b>
6- we can spend hours doing our hair and making ourselves lovely and its okay <b> It's not ok.. its annoying... Image file not present in the recovered backup </b>
5- we know how to push guys buttons and drive them insane <b>Again thats ok? That, again = bitch.</b>
4- if we dont have a clue abt cars or sports its totally fine <b>You should be able to drive. People who can't drive shouldn't be on the road</b>
3- we can avoid almost any ticket by flirting with the police officer <b>-_-</b>
2- we can dress up for no reason at all...if I guy does they all ask who died
1- cuz we are girls and we are perfect! lol <b>Most concieted thing I've read this week</b>↑
10 reasons why girls rule-
10- cuz when we fight we dont do it all stupid we do it the smart way...half the time guys have no idea we are fighting<b> I've seen chick fights... not very smart "AHH YOU BITCH YOU BITCH GET OFF OF ME"</b>
9- cuz we can wear guys clothes and it can be cute...if you a guy and you wear girl pants...you get labeled an "emo fag"
8- we always smell good <b> NOT True... bad experience... eww.</b>
7- we can get anything we want just by crying<b> Does this mean you fake cry to get your way? That = bitch</b>
6- we can spend hours doing our hair and making ourselves lovely and its okay <b> It's not ok.. its annoying... Image file not present in the recovered backup </b>
5- we know how to push guys buttons and drive them insane <b>Again thats ok? That, again = bitch.</b>
4- if we dont have a clue abt cars or sports its totally fine <b>You should be able to drive. People who can't drive shouldn't be on the road</b>
3- we can avoid almost any ticket by flirting with the police officer <b>-_-</b>
2- we can dress up for no reason at all...if I guy does they all ask who died
1- cuz we are girls and we are perfect! lol <b>Most concieted thing I've read this week</b>↑
Lol@Gman.
To bordumb girl, I left some comments. see bold.
post #39
02 September 2005, 21:34 UTC#39
10 reasons why girls rule-
10- cuz when we fight we dont do it all stupid we do it the smart way...half the time guys have no idea we are fighting
Because you fight as if hair is the only resource on the body you can hurt. For fuck sake brake a nose or somethign and leave the hair alone.
9- cuz we can wear guys clothes and it can be cute...if you a guy and you wear girl pants...you get labeled an "emo fag"
You wear guys close it cute? I think you mean you wear guys close and you look like a lesbian.
8- we always smell good
Pffft, Ive had shits that smell better than some birds I no.
7- we can get anything we want just by crying
You start crying and I'll set Boner Jones on you.
6- we can spend hours doing our hair and making ourselves lovely and its okay
Its okay? I dont think so, most of the time girls make themselves worse with make up and look like a clown. The Simpsons make-up gun comes to mind.
5- we know how to push guys buttons and drive them insane
And Boner Jones knows how to break a girls jaw.
4- if we dont have a clue abt cars or sports its totally fine
Who told you that?
3- we can avoid almost any ticket by flirting with the police officer
If you have FF boobs and are gorgeous. Other than that your screwed.
2- we can dress up for no reason at all...if I guy does they all ask who died
Girls dress up for the simple fact they want people to drool over them, then if you ask them out there like fuck you! What is the point??
1- cuz we are girls and we are perfect! lol
Yeah like Myra Hindley.
10- cuz when we fight we dont do it all stupid we do it the smart way...half the time guys have no idea we are fighting
Because you fight as if hair is the only resource on the body you can hurt. For fuck sake brake a nose or somethign and leave the hair alone.
9- cuz we can wear guys clothes and it can be cute...if you a guy and you wear girl pants...you get labeled an "emo fag"
You wear guys close it cute? I think you mean you wear guys close and you look like a lesbian.
8- we always smell good
Pffft, Ive had shits that smell better than some birds I no.
7- we can get anything we want just by crying
You start crying and I'll set Boner Jones on you.
6- we can spend hours doing our hair and making ourselves lovely and its okay
Its okay? I dont think so, most of the time girls make themselves worse with make up and look like a clown. The Simpsons make-up gun comes to mind.
5- we know how to push guys buttons and drive them insane
And Boner Jones knows how to break a girls jaw.
4- if we dont have a clue abt cars or sports its totally fine
Who told you that?
3- we can avoid almost any ticket by flirting with the police officer
If you have FF boobs and are gorgeous. Other than that your screwed.
2- we can dress up for no reason at all...if I guy does they all ask who died
Girls dress up for the simple fact they want people to drool over them, then if you ask them out there like fuck you! What is the point??
1- cuz we are girls and we are perfect! lol
Yeah like Myra Hindley.
post #40
02 September 2005, 22:10 UTC#40
haha I swear im nothing like that post....I just found it online..sumones journal...
niiice responses though. lol
niiice responses though. lol
post #41
02 September 2005, 22:16 UTC#41
guys rule cause
36. we play games with names like "bloody knuckles" for fun
37. dogs are our best friends
38. we have a penis
39. al is a guy
36. we play games with names like "bloody knuckles" for fun
37. dogs are our best friends
38. we have a penis
39. al is a guy
post #42
02 September 2005, 22:21 UTC#42
QUOTE(bordumbgirl @ Sep 2 2005, 11:10 PM)
haha I swear im nothing like that post....I just found it online..sumones journal...
niiice responses though. lol↑
niiice responses though. lol↑
Thanks.
post #43
02 September 2005, 22:26 UTC#43
QUOTE(bordumbgirl @ Sep 2 2005, 06:10 PM)
haha I swear im nothing like that post....I just found it online..sumones journal...
niiice responses though. lol↑
niiice responses though. lol↑
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 2 2005, 06:16 PM)
guys rule cause
36. we play games with names like "bloody knuckles" for fun
37. dogs are our best friends
38. we have a penis
39. al is a guy↑
36. we play games with names like "bloody knuckles" for fun
37. dogs are our best friends
38. we have a penis
39. al is a guy↑
The downsides to our penises:
We have little control over when they point Image file not present in the recovered backup
They get hurt easy
post #44
02 September 2005, 22:31 UTC#44
we have penises, unlike petty woman
post #45
02 September 2005, 22:33 UTC#45
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 2 2005, 10:26 PM)
The downsides to our penises:
We have little control over when they point Image file not present in the recovered backup
They get hurt easy↑
We have little control over when they point Image file not present in the recovered backup
They get hurt easy↑
yeah if your a bitch my penis is so trained it bakes me cakes
post #46
02 September 2005, 22:38 UTC#46
WORD!
post #47
02 September 2005, 23:04 UTC#47
you men are all so lucky with all them good things...only good thing us women get lumbered with is multiple orgasms....damn...
post #48
02 September 2005, 23:10 UTC#48
QUOTE(joe_thc @ Sep 2 2005, 05:12 PM)
what about, we dont bleed↑
yeah that should be added at the bottom.
post #49
02 September 2005, 23:19 UTC#49
plus we have penises....damn
post #50
02 September 2005, 23:21 UTC#50
The 35 reasons why I enjoy having a wiener
post #51
02 September 2005, 23:50 UTC#51
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 2 2005, 11:04 PM)
you men are all so lucky with all them good things...only good thing us women get lumbered with is multiple orgasms....damn...↑
fuck that, I'm happy with my one.
If I had to do it over and over again, I'd actaully have to get in shape.
And I fucking hate activities that you can't do reclining. haha.
post #52
03 September 2005, 00:31 UTC#52
we dont do housework either
post #53
03 September 2005, 14:22 UTC#53
yeah but where would the world be without us girls...haha the whole world would be just like homegrown im not saying there is anything wrong with that...lol cuz homegrown rules. But it would be totally insane. Women keep you guys in line Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #54
03 September 2005, 14:23 UTC#54
bordumb girl.....you need a sig.....that one makes my face hurt....
post #55
03 September 2005, 15:08 UTC#55
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 2 2005, 11:04 PM)
you men are all so lucky with all them good things...only good thing us women get lumbered with is multiple orgasms....damn...↑
yeah that must rock
post #56
03 September 2005, 16:36 UTC#56
were I live it's kinda sexest against guy's it sucks.
post #57
03 September 2005, 17:16 UTC#57
QUOTE
customscarROB Posted Today, 02:23 PM
bordumb girl.....you need a sig.....that one makes my face hurt....
bordumb girl.....you need a sig.....that one makes my face hurt....
Aww a friend made it for me... Image file not present in the recovered backup haha its me, meggie, and ashley.