Need Some Advice

I do but I dont........you know?

yeah

ehh who knows... need any advice on tracking them without being detected... just give me a yell... im a pro.. I promis...

Where should the first blow land?

I'm coming fro behind so I'm thinking the back of the head or the legs. But I don't want to kill them.

Crown of the head... stun them... do it at the base.. and youll kill him lol

if your coming from behind get them in a chokehold with a baton

oh dude you have got to hear what john did to bobby calvert man it was funny

welll I say take the baton and hit them in the head then hand cuff them then punch them in the face then piss on them then run lol

Right before the top of the head right?

yeah itll hurt em and they will be confused...

Right after that the legs right?

Just give some step by steps cause if not ill end up killing them with the moves my dad showed me Image file not present in the recovered backup

dude let them start shit with you

then kill them

and you can claim selfdefense

Nope its going to be quick silent and painfull

yeah leg after that... if your right handed left knee left handed right knee hit it hard.. make it hurt... then a kidney shot.. to guarantee they wont fight back.. a kidney shot may be the best idea for a first hit.. im not sure

Ok thx , going to bed for reals now.

Night dude

but you dont wanna cause internal bleeding kidney shots are deadly if serious

Im not sayin he babe ruth the son of a bitch... hit him hard enough to knock the breath out of him... I mean hell.. anyone can kill anyone with anything.. give me a straw.. I know of atleast one way I can kill you with it...

send the despro gang over there to fuck up there car.

Loel.

Dunno if this has been said, but just go crazy mental. Just start laughing at the top of your lungs and say "GET THEM NOW BOYS" keep laughing all the time, and start walking towards them.

lol thats not the story everyone in school was talking about...

what we did when we had trouble with chavs taking everyonmes weed and thretening to stab people... we all came down one tday to where we skate and they come with knifes bats sticks anything we could ghet and there was about 30 of us, we see them coming so everyone stops what they were doing and got what they had and just stood and watched them come past they saw all our shit and just fucking walked on with their heads down, one of us had a samuri sword!!!! moral of the story fight back before someone gets hurt.

plus u should have booted their ball, we threw a ball to get some hot girls attention about 20 feet away and it nailed her right on the head, was fucking classic we all piss our sevles laughing so she thinks its intentional and throws our ball into the road and it got burst moral of this story: dont fuck with hottys

Yeah my brother Eddie got shit started when he was with his girlfriend in town 2 days ago...

The were like twelve 15-year-olds with boxing gloves, and one hits him in the face, and busts his nose.. but Eddie being a fucking tough SOB sits there and gets up and walks (there was a murder in that area a few nights ago so he ain't fighting anything) then when Eddie is walking away this guy says to him "C'mon mate, it doesn't hurt.. it's just a boxing glove" and tries to hit him again... so Eddie grabs his fist when it comes for him and just holds it... they got all "c'mon guys.... lets go" kinda thing.. and Eddie pushes this guy to his ass and walks on..


FUCKING CHAVS...

ive pissed out more blood than ne one should (from car accidents and kidney stones) and im fine.. kidneys heal very fast

get some brassknuckels nuggeto,
incase you get in a fight with them you will at least fuck them up pretty good
I wouldnt have a knife on me as some people suggested,youl just end up using it
and its a hell lesser punishment for beating someone to shit instead of stabbing them to death


get some friends,they dont have to be big they just have to be fucking crazy

or just scream "FINISH HIM!!!" and do a flying kick right in his face

Dude, I read this whole thread...how do you know they'll even do anything?

Sounds like they haven't even hurt you, they just talk shit and you got scared. Tell em to fuck off. If they chase you or something run into a public place where they can't fight.

y couldnt they kick his ass in public?

god I rekon eddie would be one hell of a fighter lol, you just can't keep that boy down. Never ever take a knife, kus if anything happens and the pigs search you they find a knife and instantly you're the one to blame no matter what the circumstance it's the same with any weapon including knucks

what you should do is wait till one of them is on his own and fuck him up gd and propper I got battered in school by like 15 yr 11s when I was in yr 10 and I was fine nothing hurt really but I was really pissed off and they kept throwing things at me and pushing me lol so one day I seen the person that started it on his own in town and I walked up to him smacked him in the face a few times till he fell to the floor and told him if he touches me agen it will be alot worse, and his whole gang stopped throwing stuff at me and pushing me lol they still give me dead looks but I stare back they turn away, they are to scared now to touch me. I dno if you shud do this tho but it does help if they think they are really tough, if you ignore them they will probably carry on doing it to try and get to you or do something worse. smack the gang leader as hard as you can!

run away with there cap (burblyre).

its called burrberry lmfao and all chavs have it