Self inflicted stunts and you II

okay if you have read self inflicted stunts and you I and your still interested, then you should read this one

im gonna go over safty shit and basicly do's and don't's and even some advance shit for you to try

first are the safty tips, things you shouldn't pierce unless your are proffessionaly trained

-your tounge (yes there is an artery that you can pierce that will make you bleed to death)

and thats it cept for of course your eyeballs but that kinda goes without saying, if it didn't for you leave cause your a retard

second safty tip, clean your needles, fish hooks, or what ever, honestly I don't do it but then again im an idiot and will probably get tetnus, but really play it safe and clean your shit it can only help

for cleaning your instruments you can use these house hold items

-boiling water
-fire
-rubbing alcholhol

also another safty tip, when attemping to mouse trap your tounge (if you ever feel the need to) remember to keep this in mind

-if doing it to the underside of your tounge (the bar of the trap hits the underside of your tounge) remember to keep it close to the front of your tounge, I fucked it up once and it hit the back, busted some blood vessels in a major artery and I had a grape sized swelling under my tounge here is a pic

here are some do's and don'ts as well

-don't tense up when stapling your body, a staple could go between some mucsle and get stuck, or get bewteen a muscle and when you unlfex rip some shit up (it hurts trust me)

-there are 2 kinds of power staplers, one is the noral kind that you are all familiar with

upside down stapler

the regular kind

the upside down one is, well, it's upside down I have fucked up on one of these so I speak from experiance to make shure what kind of stapler it is

while were on the stapler subject, there are all kinds of differn't styles of staples

regular office sized staples

the other kinds are the ones in power staplers I don't have any pics but they get to 4 cm which is big when it's going into your head

make shure to work your way up with staple size it really dose help

advanceing in your self infliction, you don't want to spend all your time doing the same shit do you?

of course not, so be creative by now you should know your bodys limits, so it time to push them

thats right push your bodys limits over come the pain

thats it for now kids, remember play it safe

I always clean shit before I pierce its just common sence really, but there are alot of dumbfucks out there. Nice tut Al.

im one of those dumbfucks

but thanks man I hope people like this one as much as the other, by the way pm me how high my warning level is, honestly

Haha, private mate.

no seriously man, I kinda think I have a right to know, I think everyone has

could you do me a favor and tell me

Put it this way, you have nothing to worry about man. Come back on MSN.

Back on topic now.

yeah I remember Al never cleaning his shit, it wasnt really him being a dumbass as much as him being a lazy fuck

the only time I cleaned my shit on film was 2, hanging the cans the second time (got an infection) and the eye brow piercing (got an infection)

every time I clean is the times I get an infection

but yes like nuggeto says I is a lazy fuck

yeah I ussaly clean whatever going into my body but I was hit in the head with a rusty like wire brush and it made me bleed we were doing are best to get the rust off in a pool I donno if that would of cleaned it but I havent had any problems yet and that was awile ago and my heads all healed

carbenated sodas (old school coke) will clean rust

yeah but whos has the time to find one of those ahah jk

as far as I go for self inflicted injuries is breaking things over my head or stapling... I dont think I could peirce any body parts... wait.. I gues stapling is somewhat peircing.. but you no what I mean.

shut up funk master

Hah, you guys should have a deathmatch.

I like that guy though

I can't tell if you're kidding or not

no kidding, I like him and freak inc

Alrightey then. I wasn't sure if you considered him a copycat or not.

I consider him a copy-friend tee hee jk, I love u too wilbur

<3 you silly dude.

I love you to

im gonna try and set the record straight, I couldn't compete with dan g if I tried, to the untrained eye it would appear I may do the same things as him

wrong

if you look his stapler is fucking huge, thats cause he uses big fucking roofer staples that go into his skull when he staples them to his head

there are other things that may appear similar but he goes harder on but I don't feel like getting into them at this point

haha wow you really reserch that stuff lol

funk master is one of my favorites

your damn right I have, I know way to much about dan g, webby, weak, and alot more homegrowners



im so happy

hey does anyone no what colour of blood is better... really dark.. or light. becuase I stapled my self and took out the staple and the blood was dark. it scared me.

it happens, I wouldn't worry about it

the lighter blood is the more oxegen is in it, so you probably just hit a vien that was going twards the heart not away from it

Darker blood means you have alot of iron in your system. Which is unhealthy but not life threating.

oh so now it's your thread now huh, oh fine them you get to answer the questions, come on up nuggeto and be the teacher

[nugget starts to stand]

get back there

yeah Lik D00D I STapleed Me H@nd Today fer $1 !!1!1

But seriously I learned that in all those medical classes I took freshman and sophmore year, so I just thought I would share

yeah I was so jealouse, you would get paid to staple your self and when ever I tried people told me I was wierd, that jew persuasion that I dont' have

but yeah I want to take some of those heath classes