21 May 2009, 18:30 UTC#7,891
That looks funny.
And please, never post a better quality picture of yourself so that my image of you as a fat, sandal wearing goth kid never gets shattered
22 May 2009, 01:28 UTC#7,893
youre a crazy man yates! come to cali!
22 May 2009, 01:29 UTC#7,894
I AM BROKE. <3
22 May 2009, 01:34 UTC#7,895
Just save up for the round trip. then when you come over compliment ben on his beard all the time and he'll pay for your expenses.
22 May 2009, 01:35 UTC#7,896
Haha wish I could man. Maybe next year.
22 May 2009, 08:35 UTC#7,897
I have a pretty haggard 2 week beard going at the moment though. Guess I need to find some other lumberjack to compliment me for it

22 May 2009, 08:58 UTC#7,898
I'm going clean cut with the mexican fade.
you fins need to get ahead of the curb and do the same.
22 May 2009, 09:06 UTC#7,899
Ah shi man, que es un mexican fade? I need to know dees ese before I come over
edit: my beard is literally haggard, I'm still pretty ill with tonsillitis so there's like breadcrumbs, birdpoo and little lice in it right now cause I just haven't cared for the past 4 days
22 May 2009, 09:28 UTC#7,900
near the skin on the sides gradually getting thicker to the top, mecan fade would then have the top just thick enough you can't see scalp and no bangs.
but I see salvis with bangs and shit so it really is just the fade.
22 May 2009, 09:35 UTC#7,901
22 May 2009, 09:42 UTC#7,902
22 May 2009, 10:20 UTC#7,903
22 May 2009, 13:51 UTC#7,904
QUOTE(ZACHARIAS @ May 21 2009, 08:43 AM) [snapback]549362[/snapback]
I LIKE FOOD
22 May 2009, 18:27 UTC#7,905
NEW VID: FAT KID EATS ROAST TURKEY ON A POLE WHILST SHITTING
22 May 2009, 19:10 UTC#7,906
I don't know of you guys, but I sure want to see more of this guy getting hurt in obscure ways haha
Please don't bully him away
25 May 2009, 08:27 UTC#7,907
Cameron is my favourite fat noob. We chased him away much too early.
25 May 2009, 09:36 UTC#7,908
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://i43.tinypic.com/j0xrtx.pngbeard is coming along nicely, shame I may have to get rid if the weather keeps up, don't fancy tanlines on my face when the beard was this year....
25 May 2009, 18:06 UTC#7,909
How long you been growing it?
I'm close to a month on mine. The growth on my cheeks is still rather thin though, so it'll be a chin strap at best.
Image file not present in the recovered backup I'm hoping that by the time I'm 25 I can reach this status -

25 May 2009, 18:27 UTC#7,910
about month or so with fair trimming.
26 May 2009, 09:35 UTC#7,911
I just get rashes beneath my beard if I keep it going for too long and I can't bother to spread aloe vera on it every day so I have to keep it short

26 May 2009, 13:49 UTC#7,912
What is this forums obsession with beards? :S
26 May 2009, 13:56 UTC#7,913
They make you look less fat. Atleast it works for me
26 May 2009, 14:04 UTC#7,914
apparently it sperates the men from the boys, or so boner jones seemed to think when it came to us clean shaven guys...I blame him for starting it.
26 May 2009, 14:12 UTC#7,915
QUOTE(benCKa @ May 26 2009, 02:56 PM) [snapback]549837[/snapback]
They make you look less fat. Atleast it works for me
Lol, bollocks. No beard improves the contour of your face

QUOTE(Medieval @ May 26 2009, 03:04 PM) [snapback]549838[/snapback]
apparently it sperates the men from the boys, or so boner jones seemed to think when it came to us clean shaven guys...I blame him for starting it.
Makes sense
Problem is, a lot of women tend to hate them especially when kissing because they are bristly.
26 May 2009, 14:36 UTC#7,916
It doesn't necessarily improve it, but it does hide it, or at least make the missing jawline more diffuse

26 May 2009, 14:43 UTC#7,917
I dont care if birds like it or dislike it, I grew my first goatie in 2005 and it looked alright but man, itchy all day everyday, feels so nice not to have anything there anyway. I geuss a beard would hide that double chin you have ben (rip/off retard chair skit) comes to mind... :-p
26 May 2009, 14:54 UTC#7,918
haha proint proven
26 May 2009, 15:20 UTC#7,919
screen cap plz for old time sake
26 May 2009, 15:44 UTC#7,920
haha sure, whenever I get to my home computer I will