12 December 2005, 04:33 UTC#481
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Dec 12 2005, 04:31 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Dec 12 2005, 04:26 AM)
And I already used up all my kleenex from the "Funk Master Steven Masterbation-O-Rama" I hold every saturday, just a little get together I have.
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who turns up for that? just you, your meat and two veg?
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NO.
Yes
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unlucky. dont worry, one day, in a land of make believe, a million naked girls will join you for that special night of yours...but on that day the world will also implode.
12 December 2005, 04:38 UTC#483
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Dec 12 2005, 04:34 AM)
unlucky. dont worry, one day, in a land of make believe, a million naked girls will join you for that special night of yours...but on that day the world will also implode.
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Why would I want to masterbate around 1,000,000 naked girls?
Thats just 1,000,000 more chicks who find out I have a small wang and am a premature ejaculator.
Also I cry when I make love to myself.
12 December 2005, 04:39 UTC#484
is that all you talk about anymore jerking off and premature ejaculation!
12 December 2005, 04:40 UTC#485
QUOTE(BuckWild @ Dec 12 2005, 04:39 AM)
is that all you talk about anymore jerking off and premature ejaculation!
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Only when I'm talking about what Buckwild did today.
12 December 2005, 04:40 UTC#486
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Dec 12 2005, 04:38 AM)
Why would I want to masterbate around 1,000,000 naked girls?
Thats just 1,000,000 more chicks who find out I have a small wang and am a premature ejaculator.
Also I cry when I make love to myself.
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well lets face it they wouldnt let you screw them...masterbation is the only option...unless you just kill them all and start some necrophila
12 December 2005, 04:41 UTC#487
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Dec 11 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE(BuckWild @ Dec 12 2005, 04:39 AM)
is that all you talk about anymore jerking off and premature ejaculation!
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Only when I'm talking about what Buckwild did today.
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zinger!
Image file not present in the recovered backup12 December 2005, 04:42 UTC#488
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Dec 12 2005, 04:40 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Dec 12 2005, 04:38 AM)
Why would I want to masterbate around 1,000,000 naked girls?
Thats just 1,000,000 more chicks who find out I have a small wang and am a premature ejaculator.
Also I cry when I make love to myself.
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well lets face it they wouldnt let you screw them...masterbation is the only option...unless you just kill them all and start some necrophila
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Start?
Dosn't that mean it would be your first time to do it?
But your forgetting option C.
Nyquil and Dr.Pepper, a potent mix that has gotten the job done for thousands of perverts across the world.
That and my Cloraphorme roses, one sniff and they wake up the next day with a bloody ass and a dollar pinned to there shirt, at least whats left of it.
12 December 2005, 04:45 UTC#489
12 December 2005, 04:47 UTC#490
QUOTE(Jonneh @ Dec 12 2005, 04:45 AM)
Atleast you were the giver, who wants to be the reciever, even for the purpose of a joke.
12 December 2005, 04:49 UTC#491
odd you bring that up.... out of no where this girl I was havin breakfast with told me that this gay dude in my class is a taker... it's really bothered me... not the fact of gay sex.... but who would want to be a taker?!?!
12 December 2005, 04:50 UTC#492
QUOTE(Jonneh @ Dec 12 2005, 04:49 AM)
odd you bring that up.... out of no where this girl I was havin breakfast with told me that this gay dude in my class is a taker... it's really bothered me... not the fact of gay sex.... but who would want to be a taker?!?!
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Yeah I mean, who wants to take it in the ass, where is the pleasure in that?
You get to be someone's cum dumpter, whoopie do.
12 December 2005, 12:40 UTC#494
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12 December 2005, 15:45 UTC#495
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Dec 12 2005, 05:55 AM)
I'm the one with the hat on
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You look so young.
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Dec 12 2005, 06:11 AM)
Every English person I've ever met has had some pretty fucked up teeth.
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I used to have perfect teeth, and I am predominately English, then this chick fucking chased me with a water bottle 3 years ago or so, and I smashed one up. Fuck her, and I'm too lazy to get it replaced.
12 December 2005, 15:49 UTC#496
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Dec 12 2005, 05:55 AM)
I'm the one with the hat on
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I would
And Wilby, there's nothing up with english people's teeth, see:
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12 December 2005, 15:51 UTC#497
[attachmentid=3478]Me.
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12 December 2005, 15:53 UTC#498
QUOTE(tom wright @ Dec 12 2005, 05:51 PM)
[attachmentid=3478]Me.
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Get some meat on yer bones.
12 December 2005, 15:54 UTC#499
lou has big lips
and lol @ gaz
12 December 2005, 15:55 UTC#500
QUOTE(tomm @ Dec 12 2005, 05:54 PM)
lou has big lips
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Big lips PWN. I hate whiny ass bitches with lips the size of string.
12 December 2005, 16:00 UTC#501
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12 December 2005, 16:03 UTC#502
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 12 2005, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(tomm @ Dec 12 2005, 05:54 PM)
lou has big lips
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Big lips PWN. I hate whiny ass bitches with lips the size of string.
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word! lou is delicious
12 December 2005, 16:12 UTC#503
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 12 2005, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 12 2005, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(tomm @ Dec 12 2005, 05:54 PM)
lou has big lips
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Big lips PWN. I hate whiny ass bitches with lips the size of string.
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word! lou is delicious
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Bagsy her... haha I win
12 December 2005, 17:08 UTC#504
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 7 2005, 09:52 AM)
hahah that's a silly scarf
nice view tho.
HAHA, As cold as it was, we would have worn a flippin' turban.
12 December 2005, 17:08 UTC#505
QUOTE(sam[gomp] @ Dec 12 2005, 06:12 PM)
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 12 2005, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 12 2005, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(tomm @ Dec 12 2005, 05:54 PM)
lou has big lips
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Big lips PWN. I hate whiny ass bitches with lips the size of string.
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word! lou is delicious
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Bagsy her... haha I win
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Here's your prize. *Hands industrial bag of rubbish*.
12 December 2005, 17:19 UTC#506
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 12 2005, 05:08 PM)
QUOTE(sam[gomp)
,Dec 12 2005, 06:12 PM]
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 12 2005, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 12 2005, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(tomm @ Dec 12 2005, 05:54 PM)
lou has big lips
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Big lips PWN. I hate whiny ass bitches with lips the size of string.
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word! lou is delicious
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Bagsy her... haha I win
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Here's your prize. *Hands industrial bag of rubbish*.
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pwn
12 December 2005, 17:28 UTC#507
QUOTE(sam[gomp] @ Dec 12 2005, 12:40 PM)
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Here:
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9585/28dj.jpgsadly, thin me no longer exists and hasnt done for many years
12 December 2005, 17:47 UTC#508
In that last photo you look straight outta a third world country :/
12 December 2005, 17:49 UTC#509
yeah you know how it is, was living in a squat, mum was shooting herself up with heroine, dad was selling his bum hole for money, times were hard.
either that or we were in the middle of redecorating the house...
I find it hard to remember these days
12 December 2005, 17:49 UTC#510
*literally loling*
HAHAHAA POVERTPWN
