21 August 2005, 01:55 UTC#1
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Image file not present in the recovered backup21 August 2005, 01:58 UTC#2
heh
21 August 2005, 01:59 UTC#3
hahahhahahah Image file not present in the recovered backup
21 August 2005, 02:00 UTC#4
where did you hear about this?
21 August 2005, 02:02 UTC#5
Thats great!
21 August 2005, 02:04 UTC#6
That is some funny shit... Image file not present in the recovered backup
21 August 2005, 02:05 UTC#7
QUOTE(Hollymood Entertainment @ Aug 21 2005, 02:00 AM)
where did you hear about this?
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website about stupid criminals
21 August 2005, 02:09 UTC#8
that is so fuckin hilarious...I literally lol'd on that.....
21 August 2005, 04:17 UTC#9
true story?
21 August 2005, 19:57 UTC#10
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Aug 21 2005, 04:17 AM)
true story?
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yeah, it sounds like it could totally happen, im not shure if it was recently or even america though
