contracts in the ass!

I'm doing this big stunt show this saturday and today I get this contract because this radio station we're doing it for is run by state or some shit I gotta sign a contract saying I'm not allowed to drink on the college campus where the show is located? I'm not allowed to break their equipment! what the fuck should I do, should I just get drunk before I go in and do my show cause its gonna be huge publicity or should I just whipe my ass with the stupid contract?

advice anyone??

I think you can make it through a night without alcohol. And if this could get you somewhere, then don't throw it away. Get rich and feed your kid.

Why do you gotta drink?

cause I tend to like to drink before I go on stage, I have bad anxiety and I usually have 5 or 6 drinks before I hit the stage and it helps to ease my tension, I also just like to drink especially are rock concerts. It says no alcohol on the premisses so I think I will just drink before I head in

You do that.

I'm more worried about the behavior of other people in my group than myself, sometimes they get out of control and I don't want that shit to be on me just because of the way they act I'm gonna get the blame

Tell them fuckin' not to. Punch them in the temple.

good idea I'll just start punching them infront of everyone! than I'll look cool!

yeah drink before hand, and tell your buddys if they fuck up well you know what to tell them you know them better than me

Yeah. Definately. It's part of the act, eh?

Put some in another bottel or something sneak it in. We always do that at school and we never get caught.