post #1
31 July 2005, 18:10 UTC#1
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair
that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.
The old man stared.
Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring at
him.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:
"What's the matter old boy, never done anything wild
in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man relied: "Got drunk
once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if
you were my son."
A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair
that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.
The old man stared.
Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring at
him.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:
"What's the matter old boy, never done anything wild
in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man relied: "Got drunk
once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if
you were my son."
