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Send a message to the......FUTURE!!!!

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Nuggeto
post #1
29 July 2005, 05:31 UTC#1
At the end of year 2007, the satellite KEO will be launched into space. 50 000 years later it will return to earth.
The messages are going to be saved on DVD's made of glass. And instructions on how to build a DVD player will be in the satellite too.

You can write a message that will be embarked aboard KEO.
http://www.keo.org/uk/pages/message.php

If you do post a message leve it here for us to read as well.

My Message: Well it is 2005 and Halo 2 just won the G-phoria award for best game of the year. Will whoever is reading this message please tell the devlopers of "Halo 607" that they suck cock.
Rikki
post #2
29 July 2005, 05:38 UTC#2
what the fuck man. WTF
funk master steven
post #3
29 July 2005, 05:39 UTC#3
my message: greetings the future, whats up, check out whats left of freak.inc a production company I made, I was the creator director and editor of it, my name is Alonzo Cantu IV a.k.a Funk Master Steven Masta of Da Ceramonies

also check out these groups, Indecline, Retardz, Pickled Eggs, Fonky Napalm Corporation, All Balls, SPDST, Destruction Productions

and yes I was considered a geniouse of my time, if you are reading this and do not know who I am it is because the government whiped out all proof I exsisted

please carry out my message to your children

"be excellent to one another, and party on dudes"
Nuggeto
post #4
29 July 2005, 05:39 UTC#4
Riki:What? You dont want to send a message to the future? What are you some kind of pervert or something?

FMS: yeah they will really think you are that cool moreover since you used such superb spelling biggrin.gif
MattG
post #5
29 July 2005, 05:43 UTC#5
hey its MattG from the VillageIdiots.tk im sure you have read about me in the history books and I just want to set a romour straight.... I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT GOAT! any ways.. how are things hanging in the future... any body got one of them fancy flying cars or light swords like in star wars? And just for the record CKY FUCKING RULES... please do a village idiot fan pic and send it back in time.. thank you that is all...

MattG out...

PEACE!
Rikki
post #6
29 July 2005, 05:45 UTC#6
I dont know if this is real, nope probably not., but more rum would be nice,
funk master steven
post #7
29 July 2005, 05:46 UTC#7
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Jul 29 2005, 05:39 AM)
Riki:What? You dont want to send a message to the future? What are you some kind of pervert or something?

FMS: yeah they will really think you are that cool moreover since you used such superb spelling biggrin.gif↑


there gonna want to bring me back to life, there gonna dig up my dead body just to beat off at my aura, you wish you left such a kick ass message

and odds are im gonna grow up and be some amazing martyr and you gonna go, man I new that guy and beg me for some money, but im gonna make you dance for it

and you will and always fell you lost your dignity
Rikki
post #8
29 July 2005, 05:47 UTC#8
man
ill freaze meself. Then they will unfreaze me and I will be a great god.
itsallinthehips
post #9
29 July 2005, 05:47 UTC#9
The best message from the futuree thingie is the one that sends you an email that you write, when you want. I got one a year after I did it and thought my old self was a fucking moron untill I realised it was me Image file not present in the recovered backup
MattG
post #10
29 July 2005, 05:48 UTC#10
Linkorz?
Nuggeto
post #11
29 July 2005, 05:49 UTC#11
So it waits a year to email your message so you can be like "ohh yeah I forgot about doing that. LOL look how retarded I was"
funk master steven
post #12
29 July 2005, 05:51 UTC#12
man when those people read my message I will be a god, and I will piss on nuggetos head stone

oh and steven it happened for the first time, it's horrible

I said lawl out loud in a phone convo

I was so ashamed
Word
post #14
29 July 2005, 05:52 UTC#14
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Jul 29 2005, 05:39 AM)
Destruction Productions
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<3 your body.
JCM
post #15
29 July 2005, 06:09 UTC#15
Here's mine.
"Yo holla at a nigga yall be in the future n shit nigga!!!!!!! Shoutout to my girl tanesha and my homie jaquise the 67th holdin it down in the future nigga!!! N to all yall bill collectors, fuck yo ass nigga this nigga dead for real bitch ass nigga. Keep it black, peace nigga."
The Milkman
post #16
29 July 2005, 07:12 UTC#16
"This satellite will burn up in the earths atmosphere..."
smith.0
post #17
29 July 2005, 08:10 UTC#17
my message : Hi, Im smith. If bill gates is still alive because he bought everlasting life...kill him. If marijuana is still illegal, I feel your pain brothers. But if it is now finally legal, you must be stoned outta your gord, while reading this. There are a few things, that I would like to predict, so if they have actally happened by now, I can look cool.

PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE

Someone shot eminem, who is eminem you ask? (marshal mathers)
TV censorship has diminished to allowing porn on kiddy channels.
All the worlds oil has diminished, and now they have found a new source of energy. Harvesting the cross currents of air, found just below the ozone layer, using large turbines, that are attached to hot air baloons, or something of that sort.
Something along the story line of (The Matrix) is happening. (the matrix is a really fucking old movie, look for it, see if im right)
They have solved world hunger, by taking the genes found in the (elephant man disease), toning it down to no side effects, and making all food big.
The ozone layer is nearly gone, and now scientists are artificially growing a extremley light, mucus membrane, that can stand up to ultra violet rays.
There has been only a few black US presidents. From those few, only 2 have served a full role.
If you still have tetris, cool. If you dont, research an old ass game caleld (tetris) its fun. Its good for your brain.
Dungeons and Dragons...enough said.
If you are able to bring people back to life, from just a peice of DNA, find my grave, and resurect me. Tell me everything. INcluding this e-mail. My grave is located in Newton County Arkansas. Look for records of a (Jordan E. C. Smith) born (8/11/89) sex (male) And in case you cant ressurect people from a peice of DNA, get a sample of my dna, and hand on my story until the day it can come true. Enjoy.
-smithpointzero
The Milkman
post #18
29 July 2005, 08:13 UTC#18
QUOTE(smith.0 @ Jul 29 2005, 08:10 AM)
my message : Hi, Im smith. If bill gates is still alive because he bought everlasting life...kill him. If marijuana is still illegal, I feel your pain brothers. But if it is now finally legal, you must be stoned outta your gord, while reading this. There are a few things, that I would like to predict, so if they have actally happened by now, I can look cool.

PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE

Someone shot eminem, who is eminem you ask? (marshal mathers)
TV censorship has diminished to allowing porn on kiddy channels.
All the worlds oil has diminished, and now they have found a new source of energy. Harvesting the cross currents of air, found just below the ozone layer, using large turbines, that are attached to hot air baloons, or something of that sort.
Something along the story line of (The Matrix) is happening. (the matrix is a really fucking old movie, look for it, see if im right)
They have solved world hunger, by taking the genes found in the (elephant man disease), toning it down to no side effects, and making all food big.
The ozone layer is nearly gone, and now scientists are artificially growing a extremley light, mucus membrane, that can stand up to ultra violet rays.
There has been only a few black US presidents. From those few, only 2 have served a full role.
If you still have tetris, cool. If you dont, research an old ass game caleld (tetris) its fun. Its good for your brain.
Dungeons and Dragons...enough said.
If you are able to bring people back to life, from just a peice of DNA, find my grave, and resurect me. Tell me everything. INcluding this e-mail. My grave is located in Newton County Arkansas. Look for records of a (Jordan E. C. Smith) born (8/11/89) sex (male) And in case you cant ressurect people from a peice of DNA, get a sample of my dna, and hand on my story until the day it can come true. Enjoy. 
-smithpointzero↑

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Skipper
post #19
29 July 2005, 09:10 UTC#19
Please, if it's now possible would u send a time machine back to the year 2005 and save us from the giant walking tampons that are taking over the world as I type.

Please, I dont want too fall victim to their moisture absorbing soilders. Please save me.

Also, check out www.crippleproductions.com. Im sure it will be around somewhere!!!
Nicco
post #20
29 July 2005, 10:06 UTC#20
niccco long? BOOBIES
joe_thc
post #21
29 July 2005, 11:57 UTC#21
QUOTE(JCM @ Jul 29 2005, 06:09 AM)
Here's mine.
"Yo holla at a nigga yall be in the future n shit nigga!!!!!!! Shoutout to my girl tanesha and my homie jaquise the 67th holdin it down in the future nigga!!!  N to  all yall bill collectors, fuck yo ass nigga this nigga dead for real bitch ass nigga.  Keep it black, peace nigga."↑



LOL
joe_thc
post #22
29 July 2005, 12:00 UTC#22
"O shit nigga..were in the future in shit..I know who killed Kennedy..But im dead now and you'll never know..FUCK YOU COMMUNIST BASTARDS!"


EDIT: Sorry for double post
MattG
post #23
29 July 2005, 15:48 UTC#23
QUOTE(Volume.3 @ Jul 29 2005, 10:06 AM)
niccco long? BOOBIES↑

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tomm
post #24
29 July 2005, 15:53 UTC#24
QUOTE(lifeofboredom @ Jul 29 2005, 08:13 AM)
QUOTE(smith.0 @ Jul 29 2005, 08:10 AM)
my message : Hi, Im smith. If bill gates is still alive because he bought everlasting life...kill him. If marijuana is still illegal, I feel your pain brothers. But if it is now finally legal, you must be stoned outta your gord, while reading this. There are a few things, that I would like to predict, so if they have actally happened by now, I can look cool.

PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE

Someone shot eminem, who is eminem you ask? (marshal mathers)
TV censorship has diminished to allowing porn on kiddy channels.
All the worlds oil has diminished, and now they have found a new source of energy. Harvesting the cross currents of air, found just below the ozone layer, using large turbines, that are attached to hot air baloons, or something of that sort.
Something along the story line of (The Matrix) is happening. (the matrix is a really fucking old movie, look for it, see if im right)
They have solved world hunger, by taking the genes found in the (elephant man disease), toning it down to no side effects, and making all food big.
The ozone layer is nearly gone, and now scientists are artificially growing a extremley light, mucus membrane, that can stand up to ultra violet rays.
There has been only a few black US presidents. From those few, only 2 have served a full role.
If you still have tetris, cool. If you dont, research an old ass game caleld (tetris) its fun. Its good for your brain.
Dungeons and Dragons...enough said.
If you are able to bring people back to life, from just a peice of DNA, find my grave, and resurect me. Tell me everything. INcluding this e-mail. My grave is located in Newton County Arkansas. Look for records of a (Jordan E. C. Smith) born (8/11/89) sex (male) And in case you cant ressurect people from a peice of DNA, get a sample of my dna, and hand on my story until the day it can come true. Enjoy. 
-smithpointzero↑

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man its being opened in 50 000 years from now, eminem wont even be known , hell you would be lucky if they even talk english
THE BOSS
post #25
29 July 2005, 15:54 UTC#25
QUOTE(lifeofboredom @ Jul 29 2005, 08:13 AM)
QUOTE(smith.0 @ Jul 29 2005, 08:10 AM)
my message : Hi, Im smith. If bill gates is still alive because he bought everlasting life...kill him. If marijuana is still illegal, I feel your pain brothers. But if it is now finally legal, you must be stoned outta your gord, while reading this. There are a few things, that I would like to predict, so if they have actally happened by now, I can look cool.

PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE

Someone shot eminem, who is eminem you ask? (marshal mathers)
TV censorship has diminished to allowing porn on kiddy channels.
All the worlds oil has diminished, and now they have found a new source of energy. Harvesting the cross currents of air, found just below the ozone layer, using large turbines, that are attached to hot air baloons, or something of that sort.
Something along the story line of (The Matrix) is happening. (the matrix is a really fucking old movie, look for it, see if im right)
They have solved world hunger, by taking the genes found in the (elephant man disease), toning it down to no side effects, and making all food big.
The ozone layer is nearly gone, and now scientists are artificially growing a extremley light, mucus membrane, that can stand up to ultra violet rays.
There has been only a few black US presidents. From those few, only 2 have served a full role.
If you still have tetris, cool. If you dont, research an old ass game caleld (tetris) its fun. Its good for your brain.
Dungeons and Dragons...enough said.
If you are able to bring people back to life, from just a peice of DNA, find my grave, and resurect me. Tell me everything. INcluding this e-mail. My grave is located in Newton County Arkansas. Look for records of a (Jordan E. C. Smith) born (8/11/89) sex (male) And in case you cant ressurect people from a peice of DNA, get a sample of my dna, and hand on my story until the day it can come true. Enjoy.  
-smithpointzero↑

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haha thats right.best one yet ^
whycantibeyou
post #26
29 July 2005, 16:53 UTC#26
Fuck the future...read a history book
Hookedonlemons0410
post #27
29 July 2005, 17:31 UTC#27
My message was
"Hello future Americans and other cultures alike
If you have internet look up www.Homegrownforums.com and chnge it to Wisdom foums.com because what people said there were intelligent and witty. And also if you are still reading this make sure another Bush is'nt in office you'll thank me when you see me. And for the love of god please show re-runs of the Sunday Stew on MTV

Heres how my old message went
"RABRABRABRARARARARAA! IM FORM THE PAST OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEGRABOB! WOBWOBWOBWOBWOB OMGWTFKTHXBBBQ!!!!!11 B=======>~~~~~~~~ RUBRAHRUNRABLERABBLERABBLE!!"
smith.0
post #28
29 July 2005, 17:33 UTC#28
I hope they ressurect me from my bones. And tell me everything. That would be badass. Imagine the computer games 50000 years from now.
whycantibeyou
post #29
29 July 2005, 17:37 UTC#29
some one tell them not to elect a bush
Hookedonlemons0410
post #30
29 July 2005, 17:39 UTC#30
QUOTE(whycantibeyou @ Jul 29 2005, 05:37 PM)
some one tell them not to elect a bush↑

Already did *thumbs up*