A recent phone conversation

....Phone service

So a woman from MCI wants us to switch from Our current service to theirs this is the convo.

Woman: Hi my name is ***** from MCI and I notice your still using Verison as your phone service.

Me: Yep

Woman: Alrght, then I would love to tell you about our new plan.

Me: No you wouldn't, the last thing you wanna do is talk about phone services

Woman: (uncomfortable chuckle) Well with our new plan you can save alot more...

Me: Alot more what?!

Woman: Umm, alot more money by switching, we even send you a written statement so you can see how much with your own two eyes.

Me: I have three eyes

Woman: (More uncomfortable laughter) Um, sometimes I wish I had three eyes.

Me: No you don't, its a terrible curse

Woman: Umm, well.....

Me: Plus, I cant read.

Woman: I see.

Me: Lastly, Im not intrested in switching services

Woman: I see well have a plesant day

Me: Shit the house is on fire!!!!
*click*

Haha, I love pissing off people like that

hahaha very funny

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funnyest shit ever I have to try it some time

Funny, in theory.

good shit man I do the same thing to those people

but I pretend im beating my kid or im killing a prostitute

I hate it when u get these really heavily asiain people calling from some call center in bangladesh and there like 'hi, im brain'....bollocks.....your names ishmal or rahj or some shit like tht.

I either piss em off like u did, or just put the phone down nearr me and listen to them shouting 'Hello sir?!??! Sir?!?!?!?!'

I bet she was like WTF?! They didn't teach me how to handle this in the learning course!

hahhahahahahaha

im so gonne try this

Genious

only if u had recorded the call man.

Would have made even better..but who knows when someone stupid will call them

I wish I had the balls to fuck with people like that, I can never keep talking without cracking up, I'll work on that though...

lmao!!!