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post #2
29 July 2005, 01:06 UTC#2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
post #3
29 July 2005, 01:08 UTC#3
hahahahahah pwned!!
I never pass out while drinking,I can handle my booze
post #4
29 July 2005, 01:09 UTC#4
for the longest time I those were your real eyes and facial hair haha
post #5
29 July 2005, 01:09 UTC#5
yeah man this was the first time I actually have passed out.

I drank like a 26er of rum and thast a lot for me.
then apperently once I was loaded I keep stealing peoples beer.
post #6
29 July 2005, 01:13 UTC#6
you remember anything from that night?

ive got to remember to bring my cam to the next party,ive got a buddy who always passes out and get messed with
post #7
29 July 2005, 01:13 UTC#7
there skilled artists
post #8
29 July 2005, 01:16 UTC#8
yeah man, I didnt really remeber much hafter finishing off my buddys 26er. lmfao.
post #9
29 July 2005, 01:21 UTC#9
haha the worst thing I ever did when I was wasted was wake up to a fat girl in her bed. heh.
post #10
29 July 2005, 01:23 UTC#10
aha, whats the story behind that.

wait imguessing you dont remeber.
post #11
29 July 2005, 01:23 UTC#11
I got of with my ex girl friends best friend

and she's uglier Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #12
29 July 2005, 01:33 UTC#12
I went to this girls party last year to get my mind off my ex-girlfriend. I got way drunk. And the girl who thew the party was some like...this really big girl and she was total virgin..and never been kissed and stuff. I got really wild cause I was drunk and she started taking a liking to me. She took my camera and started filming and stuff, and she left it recording and she was walking around talking to her friends....and you can hear her say to my friend "ohhh ben...I like him.." and she literally said "lets get him drunk". And I was already way drunk. She had it all planned out, and her plan worked. At first I resisted, and I go in the other room and film myself "dear god someone help me this girl is trying to get with me"...but slowly my reflexes and defense mechanisms wore off. I tried to slow her down "by just talking" but she wouldnt hear it. All her friends and my friends were egging it on...like im gonna be her "1st hookup before college".

Im not gonna lie. I got wasted. She came on to me. I resisted. She persisted. I decided it might be able to get some humorous footage and I gave in. I fingered her. I even went down on her for a a few second...ugh. Why am I telling you this. Anyway..she had her first orgasm ever and all that bullshit. She hid my cam from me. I tried to stick it in and finish the deed....but she declined. I got used and abused. Im really surprised I didnt throw up all over her parents bed.

post #13
29 July 2005, 02:19 UTC#13
QUOTE(WEAK @ Jul 29 2005, 01:33 AM)
I went to this girls party last year to get my mind off my ex-girlfriend. I got way drunk. And the girl who thew the party was some like...this really big girl and she was total virgin..and never been kissed and stuff. I got really wild cause I was drunk and she started taking a liking to me. She took my camera and started filming and stuff, and she left it recording and she was walking around talking to her friends....and you can hear her say to my friend "ohhh ben...I like him.." and she literally said "lets get him drunk". And I was already way drunk. She had it all planned out, and her plan worked. At first I resisted, and I go in the other room and film myself "dear god someone help me this girl is trying to get with me"...but slowly my reflexes and defense mechanisms wore off. I tried to slow her down "by just talking" but she wouldnt hear it. All her friends and my friends were egging it on...like im gonna be her "1st hookup before college".

Im not gonna lie. I got wasted. She came on to me. I resisted. She persisted. I decided it might be able to get some humorous footage and I gave in. I fingered her. I even went down on her for a a few second...ugh. Why am I telling you this. Anyway..she had her first orgasm ever and all that bullshit. She hid my cam from me. I tried to stick it in and finish the deed....but she declined. I got used and abused. Im really surprised I didnt throw up all over her parents bed.
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hahahahhahahahhahahhaha story telling at it best
post #14
29 July 2005, 02:34 UTC#14
One time, I passed out at a party. Then woke up the next day, with a black middle finger. They had taken a magnum and colored my finger black. And had drawn a peace sign on my arm. Not much, but it happened.
post #15
29 July 2005, 03:33 UTC#15
QUOTE(WEAK @ Jul 29 2005, 01:33 AM)
I went to this girls party last year to get my mind off my ex-girlfriend. I got way drunk. And the girl who thew the party was some like...this really big girl and she was total virgin..and never been kissed and stuff. I got really wild cause I was drunk and she started taking a liking to me. She took my camera and started filming and stuff, and she left it recording and she was walking around talking to her friends....and you can hear her say to my friend "ohhh ben...I like him.." and she literally said "lets get him drunk". And I was already way drunk. She had it all planned out, and her plan worked. At first I resisted, and I go in the other room and film myself "dear god someone help me this girl is trying to get with me"...but slowly my reflexes and defense mechanisms wore off. I tried to slow her down "by just talking" but she wouldnt hear it. All her friends and my friends were egging it on...like im gonna be her "1st hookup before college".

Im not gonna lie. I got wasted. She came on to me. I resisted. She persisted. I decided it might be able to get some humorous footage and I gave in. I fingered her. I even went down on her for a a few second...ugh. Why am I telling you this. Anyway..she had her first orgasm ever and all that bullshit. She hid my cam from me. I tried to stick it in and finish the deed....but she declined. I got used and abused. Im really surprised I didnt throw up all over her parents bed.
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Come on you liked it...
post #16
29 July 2005, 03:48 UTC#16
ohhhhhhh Fuck, your story reminds me of bad times.....

WAS at a party months and months ago,...maybe a year ago..anyhow....was absolutely drunk sooooo watsted...and this big HUGE fat thing stared stroking my cock with her feet, somehow I felt "horny" lol, so then I kept drinking and sat in the garden(cold scotland) a was sooo drunk, she asked me if she could speak to me behind this small shed, so a said why not, then she said nothing but unziiped my trousers and started sucking, haha, I was discustd but shocked,,,,and enjoyed same time....this is not the problem.....what I heard next day was...she had been sucking on a floppy cock for atleast aorudn 1 hour 30 minutes-2 hours...!!!!!! AND run into the house sayin g I had a floppy and asking what she shud do...so my friends thought it be funny telling her Finnish people like 2 be fingered in the ass!!!! so she came witha rubber globve and tried to finger me, am so happ another mate saved me, I would of feeelt violeted if she had done that.

Thats my story, thatnk you

Ps, also I got told how I went around the house telling people I tried fingering her but I cudnt find her pussy because she had her belly hanging to much...(nice info isnt it????) I cant remmeber this...

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post #18
29 July 2005, 05:39 UTC#18
I woke up in the boot of my car, in PVC pants (ski pants) , with some chick. I had gotten in first, and the boot was closed, and I could litterally not move, and it was cold. I managed to get out, and there was someone sleeping on the roof of my car.
post #19
29 July 2005, 05:43 UTC#19
im fucking happy I made this thread so many good stories.


p.s drunk again biggrin.gif
post #20
29 July 2005, 05:45 UTC#20
QUOTE(Rikki @ Jul 29 2005, 05:43 AM)
p.s drunk again biggrin.gif
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put that bottle down you don't need that..what we need is each other