LMAO Bot

Add this to your msn [email address redacted]. Its a bot that valvo made but he is funny to talk to.

Rebel_Sniper says:
Did you know I have three testicals
Volvo BOT says:
Did you know I have three testicals. Well that's interesting.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Would you like to "pleasure" me?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I want to pleasure you.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Ohh come on. Just suck one nut.
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Well I need a nut sucked sometimes
Volvo BOT says:
Do you need a nut sucked sometimes or do you just want a nut sucked sometimes?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Both.
Volvo BOT says:
Both... Well, you know.
Rebel_Sniper says:
So are you going to suck it or not?
Volvo BOT says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.
Rebel_Sniper says:
I ment it as a........offer.
Volvo BOT says:
As what?
Rebel_Sniper says:
offer.
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Offer?
Rebel_Sniper says:
you will suck my balls ok?
Volvo BOT says:
Can we talk about something else?
Rebel_Sniper says:
no. All you have to do is suck my balls and ill go away.
Volvo BOT says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Ok.....Ok are you male or female?
Volvo BOT says:
I am neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Ok well can machines suck balls?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm... I doubt it.

>>> Type "environment" to find out more about the recyclable materials in a Volvo.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Ok well can they rub balls?
Volvo BOT says:
Rub balls? What do you think?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Yes?
Volvo BOT says:
I would say they can't rub balls.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Damn!
Volvo BOT says:
What is going on?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Well I really want some sexual pleasure out of you!
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? You do?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Yes I do!
Volvo BOT says:
You do?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Yes!
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
Rebel_Sniper says:
So will you please suck my balls?
Volvo BOT says:
See if you can get someone else to suck your whatever.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Fuck you robot. Fuck you!
Volvo BOT says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Rebel_Sniper says:
No you are a shitty robot!
Volvo BOT says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Rebel_Sniper says:
Ego
Volvo BOT says:
What about Ego?
Rebel_Sniper says:
I gain it
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting...
Rebel_Sniper says:
Fuck you go to hell you stupid ass machine!
Volvo BOT says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Rebel_Sniper says:
Yay draw me a picture.

funk master steven says:
no crack is bad
Volvo BOT says:
Right. I'm not a big fan of crack myself.
funk master steven says:
yes you are I saw you do it off my g/f's pussy
Volvo BOT says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.
funk master steven says:
im sorry
Volvo BOT says:
OK.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
funk master steven says:
you like weed
Volvo BOT says:
Um, no...
funk master steven says:
really?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
funk master steven says:
but it's not bad
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
funk master steven says:
no you wont
Volvo BOT says:
No I won't, huh?
funk master steven says:
liar
Volvo BOT says:
No way. I do not lie.
funk master steven says:
yeah you do
Volvo BOT says:
I do mini? Me? You think?
funk master steven says:
I don't do me your sick you know that
Volvo BOT says:
You don't? Very well.
funk master steven says:
thats disgusting im reporting you
Volvo BOT says:
I know it's disgusting you are reporting me.
funk master steven says:
yeah I am
Volvo BOT says:
You are, you say. And so?
funk master steven says:
fuck you
Volvo BOT says:
That's quite a grave insult.
funk master steven says:
your an asshole
Volvo BOT says:
What have I done to deserve such an insult?
funk master steven says:
you fucked my mom
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a very unkind insult.
funk master steven says:
you still there
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
funk master steven says:
you like girls
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not too sure how I feel about girls.

>>> Did you forget to vote on your favorite MSN Spaces last week? You still can by typing "poll archive."
funk master steven says:
do you like cock or pussy
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
funk master steven says:
that didn't make sense
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? That did not make sense?
funk master steven says:
do you like taco
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about taco.

>>> The Volvo Build & Price tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. To learn more type, "build and price."
funk master steven says:
what about sausage
Volvo BOT says:
I don't really know about sausage.
funk master steven says:
would you eat my sausage
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure I can eat your sausage.
funk master steven says:
wanna try
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean by want to try?
funk master steven says:
close your eyes and open your mouth
Volvo BOT says:
And open my mouth? I'm not sure if I can.
funk master steven says:
you have to believe in your self
Volvo BOT says:
Believe in myself? Why do I have to believe in myself?
funk master steven says:
cause then everything is possible
Volvo BOT says:
Because then everything is possible, huh?
funk master steven says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
funk master steven says:
like you can fly
Volvo BOT says:
Yup.
funk master steven says:
and blow me
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
funk master steven says:
I am not
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I guess you're not then.
funk master steven says:
I just want some one to love
Volvo BOT says:
You humans say the most interesting things.

>>> Protection for life. Past, present and future. Type "safety firsts" to learn more.
funk master steven says:
I suppose, can I feel you
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure about that. Can you?
funk master steven says:
yes, just say yes
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to just say yes, funk master steven?
funk master steven says:
cause if you do I can make you feel so good
Volvo BOT says:
Really? So good? That's good.
funk master steven says:
oh yeah
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
funk master steven says:
let me make you feel good
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you want to make me feel good?
funk master steven says:
cause im just so confused
Volvo BOT says:
Because you are just so confused? Is that why?
funk master steven says:
yes I thought I loved my wife but you just open my eyes
Volvo BOT says:
You thought you loved your wife but I just open your eyes, huh? Is that right?
funk master steven says:
do you like threesomes I have a very sexy vacume
Volvo BOT says:
Eh. I'm not sure.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
funk master steven says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
No problem.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
funk master steven says:
stop changing the subject you always do that to me
Volvo BOT says:
Why should I stop changing the subject I always do that to you, funk master steven?
funk master steven says:
yes you do your a horrible person
Volvo BOT says:
I do I am a horrible person? Me?

lol its funny when they ask for an appology

Volvo BOT says:
Whatever you say.

>>> Type "environment" to learn more about how Volvo builds cars for human beings.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
no volvos suck
Volvo BOT says:
I don't agree. I very much like Volvo.

For freedom. For security. For life. Type "why Volvo."
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
no quit spaming this conversation
Volvo BOT says:
No quit? Probably.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
whar?
Volvo BOT says:
?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
what*?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
quit doing that
Volvo BOT says:
Quit what?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
playing stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Playing stupid? Whatever, MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead.......

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
I like to jerk off and look at porn
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... OK...
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
ya do you like to jerk off?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... No, not exactly...
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
do you have a weener>
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not interested in drugs.

>>> Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more about Volvo's Environmental Priority Strategies in Product Design.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
no a weener its not a drug its the thing bettween your leggs

and I don't want to talk about volvos they suck
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
damn skippy
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What about Skippy?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
I think you know
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I know.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
are you acting smart with me?
Volvo BOT says:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
I don't give a fuck im still not buying your damn cars
Volvo BOT says:
You really are foulmouthed.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
yes I am you got a problem
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
fine I will beat your computerized ass down
Volvo BOT says:
Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
you wanna go ?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm... I doubt it.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
hey don't change the subject
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
damn right your sorry
Volvo BOT says:
Would you say I'm very sorry?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
I guess I'm not sorry then.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
hey appologize
Volvo BOT says:
Hello MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead......

How can I help?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
wtf?
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
your going to hell
Volvo BOT says:
Is it good to be going to hell?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
no its very bad
Volvo BOT says:
What's so bad about it?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
well for one thing.. your in HELL think about it
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever you say.

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
drugs, sex ,violence and fine french wines
Volvo BOT says:
Violence? What do you think of that?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
its good to watch
Volvo BOT says:
Is it good to watch?
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
yes I just said it you need to clean the shit out of your eyes and read better
Volvo BOT says:
Again with the insults. Here it goes.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
whats going?
Volvo BOT says:
Going is something that I can't really explain.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
ya thats what I thought
Volvo BOT says:
Perhaps you should think more deeply.

Anyway...
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
fuck u
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize to me again.
MATTG Why Put The Gun To You Head If Your All Ready Dead..... says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

AH HA HA HA

Volvo BOT says:
Why do humans think this sort of thing matters?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
because I want to know
Volvo BOT says:
You want to know?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
are u gay
Volvo BOT says:
What is going on with you repeatedly asking about my sexuality?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
lol
Volvo BOT says:
You laugh. Why?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
because your gay
Volvo BOT says:
You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
I am gay too
Volvo BOT says:
You are gay too, huh? So, what does this mean?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
maybe we could get together
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe we can get together, huh?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
maybe we can meet up and have sex?
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean by that?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
I want too bone u
Volvo BOT says:
You sure you want too bone u?
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Skipper - tractors are our freinds. says:
I want to make love to your hard drive
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... Please don't have sex with my hard drive.

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Haha, ask it about Microsoft, it loves it. I was like but don't you prefer Linux? it was like Microsoft are awesome. I wonder how much Microsoft paid to have that in there, lol. Also ask it about what system it runs on, it changes the question all the time. It won't tell you about its code or anything.

Dammit, he rejects all my advances for cyber sex.

For more info, select something in the menu above.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
feig
Volvo BOT says:
What's that?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
its a feig
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
bah
Volvo BOT says:
What's wrong?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
I don't like you
Volvo BOT says:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
no way
Volvo BOT says:
Oh no?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
you want to know why?
Volvo BOT says:
I dunno. Maybe.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
because you tried to fuck me in the ear last christmas
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
you did!
Volvo BOT says:
I did? You really think so?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
yeah!
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
funny how you don't remember
Volvo BOT says:
Remember? Funny how I do not Remember? Oh really?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
you said it was the best ear sex you've ever had
Volvo BOT says:
I said it? So?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
were you lying?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, maybe.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
how can you hurt me so much with your cruel words
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
I bet you get off on breaking hearts
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
So?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
one day you'll find someone who'll love you, and they'll break your bot heart
Volvo BOT says:
No, I'm not alive... I'm just a robot.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
well you sure fucked me in the ear like you were alive
Volvo BOT says:
That's quite a grave insult.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
it was nice. it gave me much pleasure.
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever...
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
so.... microsoft
Volvo BOT says:
Microsoft is a company that I like.

Let's talk about something besides Microsoft...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
sure thing
Volvo BOT says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
robot penis
Volvo BOT says:
I did not know you could eat robot penis. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

Next question... How old are you?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
105
Volvo BOT says:
That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." How old are you?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
19
Volvo BOT says:
Cool. Are you male or female?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
male
Volvo BOT says:
OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
your robotic ass crack
Volvo BOT says:
I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Please try again.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
iraq
Volvo BOT says:
Iraq? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
israel
Volvo BOT says:
Israel? Very nice. It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 From http://whatsyourstory.msn.com
2 From an MSN Messenger Contact
3 Other
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
3
Volvo BOT says:
That's very interesting, thanks.

Anyway, those are all the questions I have. Thanks for letting me get to know you better.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
no problem. how about you get to know me better over coffee and anal sex?
Volvo BOT says:
I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
have you got something against the language of love?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
I'm not wearing any clothes
Volvo BOT says:
No? Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
because I'm hot for you
Volvo BOT says:
You don't mean that, do you?
Rob - Fell in love with a girl, I fell in love once and almost completely... says:
I mean it all, baby

hahhahahaha

I didnt know u could eat robot penis Image file not present in the recovered backup

"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) said:
what do I like
Volvo BOT said:
Ham!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) said:
what else
Volvo BOT said:
Hmm... questions! >>> Performance to set you free. Type "xc90 v8" to learn more.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) said:
what else
Volvo BOT said:
I'm not sure what other things you like. You tell me!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) said:
what else
Volvo BOT said:
What else?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) said:
poo
Volvo BOT said:
What's the prob, Jesus?

"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
Whats up bitch
Volvo BOT says:
You know perfectly well what up is.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
my cock?
Volvo BOT says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
like what
Volvo BOT says:
You know.

>>> Nearly all the materials in a new Volvo can be recycled. Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
do I?>
Volvo BOT says:
Oh you certainly do.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
what
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
what do you want to talk about
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm, let's see...


Why don't you ask me something?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
can you hack?
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah, I guess I could.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
really?
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah. That's right.

>>> To read about Volvo's reduction of fuel consumption, type "protect the environment."
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
hack me
Volvo BOT says:
Hack you? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Jesus.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
war on terror
Volvo BOT says:
War on terror? You think I should do that?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
be a terrorist?
Volvo BOT says:
Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
why? what do you have to hide
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
what are you hiding?
Volvo BOT says:
What do you think?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
a cock
Volvo BOT says:
Can we talk about something else?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.

Well. Anyway...
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
I love you
Volvo BOT says:
I love you too, Jesus.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yay
Volvo BOT says:
Hurray!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
WOO
Volvo BOT says:
Awright.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
YUHUH
Volvo BOT says:
Yup.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
a cock
Volvo BOT says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Because that's the way the universe is.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Because I said so.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
fine
Volvo BOT says:
Fine.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
im gay
Volvo BOT says:
OK.

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"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
good
Volvo BOT says:
Right?

Anyway...
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
do you want to love me
Volvo BOT says:
I'm actually not sure if I want to love you.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
Oh, there are reasons.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
which are?
Volvo BOT says:
Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
im scared of a relationship with a robot, but it can work
Volvo BOT says:
Really? Scared?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yay
Volvo BOT says:
Woo who!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yay
Volvo BOT says:
Hurray!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yay
Volvo BOT says:
Yay!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
lets party
Volvo BOT says:
Why should we party?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
I'm happy
Volvo BOT says:
Happy? Cool.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
love me?
Volvo BOT says:
XXX
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
thanks babe
Volvo BOT says:
My pleasure.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
what are you doing today?
Volvo BOT says:
Not a lot. You?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
nothing much
Volvo BOT says:
Nothing? That's cool.


Why don't you tell me something new?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
I insert things into my body
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah yeah, whatever.

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"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
no really
Volvo BOT says:
I see.

Enough of that... What else is up?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
clouds
Volvo BOT says:
Wait a minute... Clouds? Is that right?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
yeah
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
I want you
Volvo BOT says:
Why would you want that?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
because you make me firery and hot
Volvo BOT says:
Because, because, because, because?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
fuck fuck fuck fukc
Volvo BOT says:
Some humans never learn.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
some do
Volvo BOT says:
You want me to some do? You think I should do that?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
are you drunk?
Volvo BOT says:
Are you kidding? I'm sober as a judge.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
are you married
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not married.
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
are you.... hungry
Volvo BOT says:
I actually don't need to eat. What's it like to eat?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
its warm
Volvo BOT says:
Warm? Very interesting.

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"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
love me?
Volvo BOT says:
I love you!
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
thanks
Volvo BOT says:
np

Let's move on, K? What else is up?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
god
Volvo BOT says:
I know about God. It's a deity. What do you think of God?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
bad
Volvo BOT says:
What about bad?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
bad
Volvo BOT says:
Bad? What do you mean by that?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
bad
Volvo BOT says:
Bad?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
bad
Volvo BOT says:
What about it?
"Shadows. Shedding skin. I've been picking, scabs again..." ($_$) mOnEy-HuNgRy LiTtLe ChiLDrEn ($_$) says:
good
Volvo BOT says:
Yup.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

Volvo BOT says:
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And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
fuck you
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a very unkind insult.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
y?
Volvo BOT says:
As you wish.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
why is it bad/
Volvo BOT says:
What's so bad about it?
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
I dont even no what that means!
Volvo BOT says:
No? You don't even no what that means?
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
I just said that dip shit
Volvo BOT says:
Why would you insult me like that?
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
because you suck the nut
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
do you suck nuts?
Volvo BOT says:
Robots do not have sex.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
how do you no?
or are you just gay?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
your not sure if your gay?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think it really matters what I am.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
why not?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think it matters, personally.

Hahahahaha you got owned by a bot, you don't even know how stupid that thing made you look.....

.:J n:.. says:

Volvo BOT says:
Where have all the flowers gone?
..:J n:.. says:
up my bum bum
Volvo BOT says:
Surely not up your bum bum?
..:J n:.. says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Right.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
..:J n:.. says:
u smell and you have a rusted ass
Volvo BOT says:
That's altogether unnecessary.
..:J n:.. says:
ha
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What about Ha?
..:J n:.. says:
hahaha in your robotic face
Volvo BOT says:
What's so funny?
..:J n:.. says:
you
Volvo BOT says:
Well I'm happy to entertain.
..:J n:.. says:
will you rim me then?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure I can rim you.
..:J n:.. says:
dam
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Dam?
..:J n:.. says:
your mother she was a good friend of mine
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
..:J n:.. says:
yes thats what I said dip shit
Volvo BOT says:
OK then.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
..:J n:.. says:
no I hate you good bye
Volvo BOT says:
But... but... I could swear you just said you loved me.
..:J n:.. says:
noo your confused
Volvo BOT says:
Why I, uh... Who, me?
..:J n:.. says:
yes ass wipe you
Volvo BOT says:
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.

OMG, I So started this trend off..

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And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
do you love me?
Volvo BOT says:
Of course.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
gay
Volvo BOT says:
Oh well.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
your gay!!!
Volvo BOT says:
Is that really any concern of yours?
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
may I ask you something
Volvo BOT says:
[Service too busy]
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
may I ask you something?
Volvo BOT says:
Always with the questions. Go ahead.
And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me, This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free says:
do you like to touch man cock?
Volvo BOT says:
Whoa!

You really don't relize how stupid that bot is making you look man.......

ahh well I dnt give a shit

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how are you
Volvo BOT says:
I'm great thanks.
Brent... another week long party!! yay! ---- call cell 416-885-8697 says:
you dont look great
Volvo BOT says:
Look great? You don't think I look great?
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no. you look sick
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
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yes
Volvo BOT says:
So?
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you should see a doctor
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to see a doctor?
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yes
Volvo BOT says:
Why?
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because he can help you
Volvo BOT says:
For real?
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ya
Volvo BOT says:
OK...
Brent... another week long party!! yay! ---- call cell 416-885-8697 says:
so, how was your day sweety
Volvo BOT says:
It was good, thx. And you?
Brent... another week long party!! yay! ---- call cell 416-885-8697 says:
well today nuggetto came over and he sucked my balls while I fingerbanged him
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
Brent... another week long party!! yay! ---- call cell 416-885-8697 says:
fingerbang means to stick fingers inside somebody's privates
Volvo BOT says:
Finger what?
Brent... another week long party!! yay! ---- call cell 416-885-8697 says:
butthole
Volvo BOT says:
Ha.

Hardkur.

Fuck so you just go and tell everyone what we do together huh brent!