The Aristocrats

Okay, in the comedy business there has always been this sort of "secret handshake" amongst comedians. It's one joke that every comedian knows yet will never tell in a public setting. It's called "The Aristocrats" and it is so fucked up, you can not imagine. It is basically a joke that breaks every boundary of appropriation and shits on it. Every comedian tells it differently and that's the beauty of it. It gives the comedian the oppurtunity be as dirty as they possibly can be and it's damn funny in the process.
Penn Jillette from the comedy duo Penn and Teller is making a movie called "The Aristocrats" and it presents 100 of the best known comedians from Robin Williams and Bob Saget to Trey Parker and Gilbert Gotfreid telling the same joke in their own way and every time it is different.

Here is Trey Parker's rendition of "The Aristocrats"

Trey Parker- "The Aristocrats"


Goto www.thearistocrats.com for more info...

Neither do I....

That's the point, the punchline has nothing to do with the bulk of the joke. That's why it's open to change and improvisation. The reason it is being used for the movie. There have to be 2 constants- The family and the name of the performance, that's it, everything else is improvisation, just trying to be as offensive as you can possibly be.

I found it funny

Fair enough. So the joke is pretty much just a shock factor joke?

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So did I, I just diddnt get it lol, if tht makes sence?

damn it, I really wanna get it!

there is nothing to get

I didn't mean to give anyone a head ache here... I just think it'll be a sweet movie. The thing is that I think it will have to be given a NC-17 rating in America so no one under 17 can see it. And alot of theaters won't show NC-17 movies. They're bad for their image. I think it'd be one of the funniest movies of the year though...

I kno ID sneak in!

Semms like a pretty boring movie.......I dont want to sit in a theater listening to the same damn joke (just changed alittle) for 2 damn hours.

Yeah, I can see that, but it's more to itterate the idea that every comedian is an artist in their own way. It's not the song, it's the singer. That sort of thing. You've gotta look at it from a different point of view. And every joke will be very different from all of the others. It's basically a way to see how every comedian can present the same basic concept in a different hillarious way. It's about the art of comedy and vulgarity.

interesting

I would rent it...........

looks like it would be a home movie not one id go to the theater and see

Same, I want to see it, but I dont think I could be bothered to go to movies for it. Trailer looke funny, so did the sp thingy.

if you go to that link on there top theres some girls pics some of them live in my town

My god how dumb are you? They put whatever town your in up there and some around lol

cullen you really are dumb you didnt know how to make a poll before and there been some other dumb things you ahve said ahha and please dont come back with a insult caus eim just jokin around

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lol so get me right, would this movie be a bunch of comedians telling there own aristocrat jokes ?

man that movie sounds hillarious go to the sound boards...

Yes that is the movie, 100 of the best comedians doing their own Aristocrats joke. I am definitely looking forward to it. But it looks like you'll have to be 18 to see it...just watch the South Park version and you'll see why.

where is the south park version?

EDIT nvm... this is a disgusting joke

Hahaha Check out some excerpts from a screening of the show, done in a glossary form


Baseball bat, used by father to beat three daughters
used by father to beat wife


“Be a Clown,” sung by family in unison

Bicycle, ridden by grandmother while urinating on family
ridden by woman with outsized vaginal cavity from which men emerge spitting vaginal mucous on audience


Birth Canal, mother’s, infant son half reinserted into by father, who then anally penetrates son




Aristocrats Glossary, Absolutely Hillarious

the south park one was soo outrageous ahha that was disgusting but wicked funny

im seein this friday night at the arclight theater, I cant fuckin wait.

sounds awsome