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So you've stuck a fork in your penis hole...

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post #1
26 July 2005, 19:10 UTC#1
Answer truthfully. There is actually a logical explanation behind this poll.
post #2
26 July 2005, 19:12 UTC#2
biggrin.gif Leave it there.
post #3
26 July 2005, 19:18 UTC#3
I would never insert a kitchen utensil into my own sexual orifice
post #4
26 July 2005, 19:18 UTC#4
leavin it
post #5
26 July 2005, 19:18 UTC#5
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jul 26 2005, 07:12 PM)
biggrin.gif Leave it there.
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post #7
26 July 2005, 19:23 UTC#7
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 26 2005, 07:10 PM)
There is actually a logical explanation behind this poll.
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and it is?
post #8
26 July 2005, 19:25 UTC#8
yank it tha fuck out, it couldnt hurt more than a big kidney stone
post #9
26 July 2005, 19:27 UTC#9
pull it out man...
post #10
26 July 2005, 19:28 UTC#10
I voted 'I would never stick a blah blah up my blah blah'
if I had a camera on me I would yank it out and sell the footage ;)
lol
what is the logical explanation behind this mr forkpenis?
post #11
26 July 2005, 19:33 UTC#11
QUOTE(Doctor Nappy @ Jul 26 2005, 07:28 PM)
I voted 'I would never stick a blah blah up my blah blah'
if I had a camera on me I would yank it out and sell the footage ;)
lol
what is the logical explanation behind this mr forkpenis?
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and who the fuck would want to watch that?
post #12
26 July 2005, 19:57 UTC#12
me? ..... no probably not.
post #13
26 July 2005, 19:58 UTC#13
Take it out man it cant hurt that bad....
post #14
26 July 2005, 20:17 UTC#14
im lazy so I chose #1
post #15
26 July 2005, 20:30 UTC#15
I'd definitely call an ambulance first, I wouldn't really want to fuck up my schlong any more, then I'd probably start screaming..
post #16
26 July 2005, 20:52 UTC#16
I know why he made this thread...he's talking from experience...
post #17
26 July 2005, 21:08 UTC#17
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jul 26 2005, 08:52 PM)
I know why he made this thread...he's talking from experience...
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happens to the best of us man.....
post #18
26 July 2005, 21:08 UTC#18
Explain yourself Rob!
post #19
26 July 2005, 21:09 UTC#19
I got a jelly bean stuck in my peehole... Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #20
26 July 2005, 21:15 UTC#20
im taking secret option 7:

I dont have a penis
post #21
26 July 2005, 21:17 UTC#21
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Jul 26 2005, 09:15 PM)
im taking secret option 7:

I dont have a penis
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you dont have to lie to us lou....we accept as you are...
post #22
26 July 2005, 21:19 UTC#22
you're rubbish with secrets, I thought after last night you wouldnt want anyone ot know my secret
post #23
26 July 2005, 21:20 UTC#23
well....you didnt let me know your secret till you plopped it on my chin....im still a little bitter about that...cant handle the monster chin slap
post #24
26 July 2005, 21:23 UTC#24
I was so hurt by the way you just laid there in shouck and then told me to get out...and now you wont return my calls...I thought u loved me...you said I was beautiful...talk to me on [email address redacted] can sort this out!
post #25
26 July 2005, 21:24 UTC#25
Did that actually happen to you? and you want our advice? lol
post #26
26 July 2005, 21:30 UTC#26
QUOTE(lifeofboredom @ Jul 26 2005, 09:24 PM)
Did that actually happen to you? and you want our advice? lol
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post #27
27 July 2005, 00:27 UTC#27
Ok, I lied. There was nothing logical to this poll. I just wanted to see how many people responded to a topic regarding forks down the penis.
post #28
27 July 2005, 00:29 UTC#28
Who in the rifht mind would stick a fork in there peehole?
post #29
27 July 2005, 00:34 UTC#29
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jul 27 2005, 12:27 AM)
Ok, I lied. There was nothing logical to this poll. I just wanted to see how many people responded to a topic regarding forks down the penis.
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Hahahaha silly boy biggrin.gif
post #30
27 July 2005, 00:37 UTC#30
scream and shout until someone comes running to assist