last thing you broke

dude I was confused so I asked if you were serious, and you started calling me a fool, even if I was being dumb I'm 10 years older than you show a little respect dude, I don't understand all your weird fag talk and shit thats all, I'm not gonna talk shit back to someone who's younger than my kids

I pretty much call everyone a fool. And why wouldn't I be serious? I didn't say like my boner or anything. I said limbs.

well I don't ride bikes anymore or skateboard of any extreme sport cause if I fall it hurts like 10 times more than when I was a teenager
unless I drink lots of booze

Doctors told me I shouldn't anymore because my bones are fragile or some bullshit, but oh well.

hahahahah good attitude, I hope your parents have good insurance! woop woop!

My mom doesn't have any insurance...

Thumb + arm.

I fucked up cooking these chicken things and broke my grill mother doesn know yet

I broke a lightbulb trying to spin a fork like a lightsabre...I got glass on my fries... Image file not present in the recovered backup

blows bro I get stiches or break somthing every year, somtimes both in one year if im lucky, thats the only reason my mom has health insurance

I break shit alot too... We used to get shit from my dad some how but we don't now.

I never broke a bone either, but I crashed my dads car into a tree. it wasnt my fault, the tree was in my way of course

My dick.

ouch